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I do what I want (26 Photos)

November 8, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, Owned, WTF

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Category: FAIL, Funny, Owned, WTF

Anonymous

#4 Is that kinda like Soccer and Futbol????
Sick350Z

#19 Haha nice plate

Notknowing

Can't beat covered parking with no chance of door dings.

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

Its a chevy cavalier, they're plastic.

jackson

I'm surprised that was allowed. What was the DMV thinking? lol.

_DoC_

No Fux were given at the DMV that day.

5280Blazin

BAAAAAHAHAHA love it

what

it's Maryland if the check clears who cares

I'm Awesome

#19 apparently zero fucks were given.

MylesofStyles

What a waste of a great plate.

Mike

Hahahah couldn't agree more!!!

Garrett

#19
Totally worth climbing out the window.

Macro

Good way to keep a-holes from dinging your doors. But then again, people see this and launch their shopping cart into your car.

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

Cavaliers are plastic.

SeriouslyDoIt

what

this if the part when you say something funny or stupid…. probably stupid

JMAKK

#6… Martin Lawrence?
Peter Morak

<img src="http://www.freecouponplace.info/hotels/funny.jpg"/>#20 I regret I did not be crazy like this when I was young <img src="http://www.freecouponplace.info/aquarius/happyday.jpg"/>

Wisti

What were you doing then? Definitely not getting an education…

Youyu

Well I'm gonna go ahead an assume that English is not this dudes first language… that would suggest that he did indeed spend his time as a youngster getting an education… in fact learning a second language. All the while we were playing Wham!.

Chooch

never too late. I look forward to being a crazy old dude.
Jen

this is sexy sax man. youtube him. you are welcome.

yeager

Sexy sax man is awesome!!!!!!

http://www.facebook.com/jdewitt65 Elijah James DeWitt

#26 is badass!
tv_paul

#12 Must be a head wind.

Shooter McGavin

Ah, I see what you did there!
bigcityreem

You witty genius you!

Notknowing

#24 Why not JD or rum?

Chooch

Come on! Its Pepsi in a Coke can. Can't get more bad ass than that!

N2MotoX

#4 Kinda like Soccer and Futbol????
fucked

#25 man what a jerk
tv_paul

#1 Working with Cee Lo & Christina Aguilera has driven Adam Levine into some strange binge drinking habits.

Paolo

noooo…adam levine nooo! Please!

Danno

#5 Did you lose a bet?

Matt

It's my Movember mustache. Gotta be different! KCCO

Jerry

Rule number 3. Joining Mo to sideburns is considered a beard.
KCCO from a fellow Mo Bro

Matt

I prefer to say its a sweet stash that got out of hand. It does what it wants! Chive On brother

Jen

i like it! what is your profession, matt? i am curious about this "vest" with pen holders that you are wearing…

Chivette

Those are his pieces of flair, to express himself.

Jen

applebee's new uniform?

Matt

Hey Jen! I work for Brinks, pretty snazzy pen holders eh? KCCO

Jen

awesome!

kelly

Hes hot….

Matt G

The beer must be really strong where you're from!

tralfaz

#20 I bet he also plays the yazz flute.
Lucas_Schmidt

#16 I always do it.

crustybubblechunks

Blasphemy!
JSJ

So wrong!

AnyoneForCoffee

#7 Octopus? How cheap!

in London, we pay with Oysters.

quidam

Lost in translation. This is from Hong Kong where they use a rechargable card called octopus because of many uses(tantacles) including subway, buses, trolley, and even taxi has octopus readers.

AnyoneForCoffee

Um, yeah. We have a similar card in London. It is called the…….

Big Poppa

shhh you know the first rule of Oyster card….

Jeff02

#3 Mexicans…smh

randombandom

its Venice in California its ok to tag on that wall, and the guy in the background is not mexican….Dumbass..Crackers SMH

Lucky Lucy

#12 Yay my city!!

Hrdwood

Between her headshot and your avatar, I feel a high pressure system building in my pants…

tralfaz

Yes, every time Lucy comments it's like bonus boobs.

…

Holy sweater pupppies!

cels0_o

#25 You're doing it wrong
OhioChiver

#24 I refill my plastic bottle with litres all the time.
Bassmint_ Stile

#19 Yep, seems about right for Maryland.

Antifreakazoid

As a Terrapin I sadly have to agree.

Anotherwes

Its not like anyone actually puts the carts in those anymore…just leave the cart wherever you parked…

Mark A

#15
I use this seasoning pretty much every time I cook chicken.
Alex

#7 That is in Hong Kong. They have Smart Cards which can be used for transportation or whatever. They call the card "Octopus Card."

Kitty

Rash or Roctopus
Richie

Yup I was from Hong Kong. Octopus is the name of the card. Its like a credit card with autopay on it. no big deal. *cultural differences*

dan

#25
fail

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