I love the smell of burned bras in the morning (45 Photos)


    #33 #44 I'll call; All in.

    • kjndfkjdg

      shut up loser

      • Jack Wagon

        You mad bro?

    • Phil Ivey

      String bet, your call is valid, but your all in is denied.

  • Frank


    • MOAR

      #21 DAMN

    • Skermitt

      #45 If you look reeeeeaaaaallly close… you can see a cell phone.

      • No Moar

        you Chivers need some fucking new material…

        doesn't it get old parroting the same shopworn jokes, phrases and terms?

        I swear, if it isn't somebody regurgitating previous wit, people dispense Arnold-type (a la Commando "he got the point") zingers, e.g., this photo: "tell Verizon we can hear her now!" or "that's one collect call I would be happy to get"

        "har har har!" – Lloyd Christmas

        • No Moar

          See, e.g., post below re "gives new meaning to getting wood"

          "Oh, Meyer. You're digging your own grave." – Better Off Dead

  • Latrobechiver

    #5…. gives new meaning to getting wood

    • Jokes_Explained

      This is funny because it's a double entendre. In this case a beautiful woman is pressing her breasts against a piece of wood hence "getting wood" (which is a term used to describe an erection which probably also occurred due to said photograph).

      • JMAKK

        Wow ^…. Just… Wow…^

      • Matt

        You just killed my boner.

      • CrossCamel

        I'm surprised there was no public service announcement about the dangers of nipple splinters in that post somewhere.

    • No Moar

      "Your Honor, I would like to move Exhibit A into evidence"


      Ps. "[Every true Chiver knows] insist on yourself; never imitate." – Emerson

    • Greenmachine

      Watch out for splinters

  • wvufan

    #4 & #17 FTW!!! We need MOAR please! Absolutely fantastic!

    • JMAKK

      #17, Now those are a hand full!

      • MindtheGap

        #17 Gap Level: Tori Spelling

  • morosz3

    I love Thursdays!!

    • chive is my drug

      I've always wondered what happens to the pics that get sent in that they can't post on the chive?

  • Joe_Mate

    please can we have a whole post with upturned noses

    (not Deformed upturned. Hot Upturned!!)

    • repoman86

      Weirdest. Fetish. Ever.

      • Taco_Depot

        ahh you beat me to it.

      • Joe_Mate

        HAH…………yeah maybe for the chive thats saying something………….

    • chive is my drug

      MMMMMM Missile Tits

    • Bryan

      Hell yes. Well said. I'm glad I'm not the only one that finds this attractive. They are intelligent too.

      • Geezer

        #7 has some strange looking flippers for feet

    • Dimm

      They had noses?

  • Bob

    #22 'Merica!!! Fuck Yeah!

    • thorsky

      Holy Shit you aint kidding!!! Those are huge!!! ……….and perfect!

  • James

    WOW!!! The Chivettes really stepped it up this week!! They are all excellent!!!

    • Womb_Raider

      Yes they did. #2 and #28 FTW. Thanks ladies.

  • Atlp

    Attention whore much? Getting pretty old…

    • Guest

      White girls…

      • Truro

        That's what they like to do showing off

    • Prick

      Ya! thats why ur on the site stupid

      • Atlp

        Ya I pretty much scroll and say next next next next…it's the same thing every time ..I just came to tell them how it's getting pretty old

        • what

          so you're trolling? well thanks btw #2

    • rAs

      Wanna know how I know you're gay?

      • Guest

        That line was sooo awesome!! I agree post kind of gets old okay you have boobs stop trying to flaunt them just a lot about you and your character

        • rAs

          A. Try to write in complete sentences.
          B. Wow, you are both complete morons. Burn Your Bra is a regular post on The Chive. And believe it or not, your discontent with it puts you in a sad, lonely minority. Do you also comment on the redundancy of Humps, Gaps, Signs Full of WTF, Cat Saturday, Choose Your Ride, etc? You idiots seem to be confused. If you don't like looking at boobs, then piss off. Your comments are completely worthless. Boobs will always exist, and the vast majority of men (and many women) will never get tired of looking at them. So I repeat, if you don't dig it, go find some other internets to occupy yourselves with.

          • Guest

            You must not see boobs that often

    • Beckie

      If all else fails you can see a set of boobs for free on this site! But that's ok right? There's absolutely nothing wrong with this ?

    • Brian

      Pretty desperate actually guessing all of these women are single too right? Letting other guys see your goodies? See you ladies on newly single chivettes as well???

    • Ryan

      Leave Britney alone !!!!!

    • Atlp

      Oh no people are giving me thumbs down! No not that! Still true:-)

      • Everyone

        The simple fact that you try to cut down women you've never met, anonymously, says a lot worse things about you, than it does about any of them.

        Seriously, kill yourself. The world already has more than enough assholes.

        • Atlp

          I just can't stand attention whores you obviously think they are the greatest thing in the world

          • Rick

            Hey ATLP, Mario and Luigi are calling you. They want you to go save the princess!!!

          • GwarOmg

            They are the greatest thing in the world. They put themselves out there. What do you do but try to knock them for it. If you don't like it, I'm sure you can find a nice guy on guy site!

          • ShadowChiver

            No attention from you required by them.

    • Donkey Punch

      Says the guy that posts on a forum for attention…

  • jeff

    Man I love Thursday and #2 ❤ Thanks for sharing

    • Horuz

      I have an extra green KCCO or BFM I would gladly give to her in show of my support for her sacrifice of her bra.

    • enjoimark

      Best one on here. Still picking my jaw up off the ground.

    • Gorgeousness

      #2 and #12 FTW!!!!!!

    • FishOn

      #2 You made my day. We need MOAR!!

      • FishOn

        She must be found. Chive, get on it.

    • Burlinator

      Future COTW!

    • JSJ

      Best set if tits on here

    • NothingToSeeHere

      My god… those are perfect!

    • ckret

      if those are real they are awesome

  • Larry

    #6 I remember you from a while ago! Perfect!

    • Chooch

      I think im going to "remember" her later. When Im not at work. I might "remember" her a few times actually.

      • ShadowChiver

        She has her own post from yesterday if I remember correctly. Plenty of other "her" to remember from there =)

  • Mr. T

    we should mate

    • vic

      iI mean date, we should date.

      • Edmund

        Nobody makes me bleed my own blood.. Nobody!!

  • Tillman61

    #10 #11 #25 All the pics are great, but these are my favorites…

    • The_Hellequin

      Very nice indeed. I prefer the ones who don't look like they're from a pro photo shoot as well.

    • Tim

      #10 is indeed boobs, but the 2nd thing through my mind after boobs was Pulp Fiction.

      Which one's Trudi? The one with all the shit in her face?

    • balls&wieners

      look at the left of the pic #25, shopped

    • Bryan

      #10 woohoo.. again.. so.purdy 🙂

  • hummanahummana

    So many hot ladies, what a post!

  • jake

    More pls!

  • Brandon

    So many great bewbs it’s hard to pick my faves, but I’ll go with #2, #25, and #45.

  • svp

    don't know where to start…. #6 #13

    • I like to count

      In America, we usually start with the #1.

  • Ryan

    #6 now those are perfectly shaped mounds. Scrumptious

  • yam

    Well this just delayed my afternoon plans for a few extra minutes. Hello Incognito Mode! #2 pretty much did the trick.

  • MN Chiver

    #28 long live the Queen

    • Undergrad

      Every single time I get one the chive I pray she's submitted another pic. Total perfection.

      • Bubba

        Total scroll-stopper!

    • bob_the_cook

      Glad I'm not the only one who recognized her.

    • G_Had

      Make her COTW already!

      • fact checker

        who is she?

        • Smex


      • bin


    • OmahaDude

      She wins. I don't know what she wins but she just wins.

    • johnny

      Best picture ever posted. Ever.

    • ScientificBoink

      There should be a Chivette-off between #28 "Queen of Burn Your Bra Forever and Always" Chivette (from 20 Sept 2012) and #6 Super Girl Chivette

      I will gladly volunteer to be a judge.

      • PiratesFan

        I vote for Queen of Burn Your etc. etc. Not taking anything away from super girl, but my God is #28 perfect. The things I would do to shake her hand and gave into her eyes. I hear you can see the past, present and future when you look into her eyes.

      • ShadowChiver

        A Chivette-off between perfection on earth and perfection from Krypton? Hard choice !


    #36 Sooooo Close…. Where's The GIF?

  • justChive

    #17 should become a regular I think

    • Sean

      YES. So sexy.

  • bones

    #2 Jesus, her again! Thanks!

    • Bryce

      I was also excited to see her again.

      • Jim

        Yes – but who is her?

      • handslikeamongoose

        Again?!? I've missed her before?? WHO IS SHE!!!

        • ...

          Just your "well above" average Chivette.
          Texas has the best of them!!

    • Blue Envy

      Freckles and boobs…magical

    • ilo milo

      she is incredible.

  • Seasick Steve

    #45 Great googily moogily

  • Sedai

    I never made it past #2

    • kote

      same just went straight dwn to post comment…..like dr. evil would say "breath taking"

    • The_Hellequin

      That's too bad, there are plenty more hotties to look at!

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