Love thy neighbor (20 Photos)

  • Big Joe

    #10 my neighbors hate me too.

    • FunKiller

      My neighbors don't talk to me….that might be a good thing.

    • MylesofStyles

      The neighbor's kid gives me free weed for not ratting him out to his parents. Works for me.

    • SeamusOMah

      Put the sign in front of their house saying "For Sale By Neighbor"

  • blue_bronco

    #20 Who has fucking ferrets?

    • Team C

      It's for their cat.

      Who can't read?

    • ipeefreely

      Ferrets are the greatest pet ever invented.

      • Jabs78

        Please tell me, I can't remember, who was credited with inventing ferrets? Was it the same fella who done dogs and goldfish? Bet he's worth a few dollar!!

        • ipeefreely

          Yes. All those animals domesticated themselves. Your a flipping genius.

          • chive is my drug

            Why is everyone so angry today?

          • ipeefreeer

            YOU'RE criticizing someone on their intelligence?

        • what

          few dollar make you hollar?

    • YeahHeDid

      The BeastMaster had Ferrets

    • Ryan

      You do see that it says it's for the cat, right?

    • FunKiller

      Not this lady, she has a cat that won't drink water out of a bowl.

      • At_ur_moms_house

        If the animal isn't self preserving enough to drink fuking water from a bowl then it should die…. that's not mean that's Darwinism

    • The_Truth

      Arnold Schwarzenneger

    • LeftFlasherOn

      I had a couple of ferrets. They were pretty cool.

    • Yoselahonda

      Somebody must have fucking ferrets or there wouldn't be any more.

    • FolleRousse

      Ferrets are like cats that love you and enjoy your attention

    • Big Poppa

      the fucking ferret foster family?

    • Umbra Fractus

      Well, see, if you have a girl ferret and a boy ferret and they start to like each other a lot…

  • cooktiludrop

    #11 it's hard to get a cat to break a bad habit….

  • temujin1234

    LOL @ #6.<img src="; alt="." border="0" width="1">

    • Jim

      Dude – stop already, we get it.

    • Danno

      Hmmm…I wonder if there are Emma Watson pics up anywhere on the internet. They're impossible to find. If only someone would get me a link to a bunch of SFW Emma Watson pics…..SAID NOBODY EVER

    • Lucky Lucy

      WHERE DID HIS POSITIVE REP COME FROM?? Just noticed that was in caps… not going to rewrite it…

      • bdtrngl

        With a profile pic like that no one is gonna complain.

        • chive is my drug

          WOW Lucy is truly Lucky

    • Rich

      Do you just go around liking all your own posts? There's no other way you could have a positive point rating with how many people hate your spamming ass.

  • tv_paul

    #9 Beware of the Cheese Touch (for people with kids or connoisseurs of fine pre teen literature.)

    • Rizzo

      Good one.

    • Ponderous

      Dude ever try to get american cheese off a roof? It melts so easily it is a real pain. Excellent prank, worse that TP.

  • casey


  • knaimoli

    #20 I know how you feel. One of my all male neighbors stole my Avon delivery. I hope they looked pretty when they used my customers' makeup!

    • MylesofStyles

      We looked super pretty when we sold the shit to your customers at half price.

  • Scotty Foxtrot

    #5 How did this happen?

    • Dave

      Photoshop, of course

      • @coralmonster

        How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad. That's amazing!

    • Toxic

      Lots of guys
      Tractor beam

    • Snozberries

      That's a hell of a parallel parking job.

  • Tillman61

    #3 That's really disturbing.

    • Macro

      "Those f**kers poked me for the last time. Who has the last laugh now?"

  • tv_paul

    #8 Alfred, have you seen my Bat……Banana Hammock?"

  • dragon2777

    #6 Good Guy Greg strikes again

    • Macro

      No guy should have handwriting that precise and dainty

    • Chooch

      The felt her up

      • MonkeyMadness

        The what felt her up?

  • Tyler

    #20 funniest thing to imagine would be the anticipation of the asshole who stole it face haha

  • madfiction

    I love my neighbor most when her husband is gone.

  • Solitaire

    #13 I lived next to some dudes with some epic smelling supply, never once offered, even though we listened to their dull, horrible, beats and terrible, uninspired lyrics through the thin walls every day.

    • ass lover

      im always offering when i have cuz its always too much for me

      • drugs

        I call it drug-karma… you give some away, and it always comes back.. in the form of drugs (may not be weed, but sometimes it's even better shit)

  • crustybubblechunks

    #1 *Your're

    • Kitten


      • crustybubblechunks

        Whoopsy! You are correct kitten, I thumbs uped you!

        • Kitten

          No Problem. Was tempting to grammar a grammar person! teehee

          • crustybubblechunks

            I can't even imagine the satisfaction haha!

      • Cowboybandman13

        Actually, it's correct as he wrote it originally.

        • Cowboybandman13

          Cancel. I see.

  • cels0_o

    #19 Damn you Tom Sawyer.

  • Macro

    #19 makes me laugh every time I see it

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Paint it 'rainbow'?

  • shenanigans27

    #20 Had someone steal the package with my Chive On shirt from my doorstep. BEST BELIEVE I WENT DOOR TO DOOR AND GOT THAT SHIT BACK! #kcco 🙂

  • Haley

    Hee hee the Haiku is mine =D

  • MeepMeep

    #6 for a guy, you have superb penmanship my friend

  • tralfaz

    #15 Noisy Sex : LEVEL 4

    • Bubba

      Made me laugh harder than I should

  • ImpressMe

    #4 Cool neighbor….. #14 laughed my ass off…

  • Carissa Alvarado

    These make my day! -Loyal AZ Chivette

  • Australia

    What, you've never has sex while swinging from a shandelier, oh how you miss the joys in life.

  • readybeeill

    #1 should be You're not Your

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