Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

  • Adz

    Woop Woop!

    • Mke

      #6 So thats how Aids got started.

  • Mattas

    Why am I awake this early…

  • RandomTask09

    #11: The remake of 'The King and I'?

    • wtf

      google says what?

    • 0331

      Well played Sir.

    • fact checker

      actually I first saw this photo as the cover of a book called "american shaolin". It was a surprisingly good book and had some funny ass stories about, let's call them 'different' iron styles from an american's pov.

  • hater

    #18. They see me row-in'; they hatin'.

  • KAFman

    #24 WTF is this and where do I sign up….

    Or is this the only occasion of this and most of the time they're touching dead or gross things….

    • Noah

      We all know that he knew what was going on before he grabbed em 3 more times. Nice work.

      • FerrisWJ

        She didn't seem to mind though

        • Brodayoh

          Its from a show called Total Blackout on the SyFy channel

          • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

            Hope it stays guys feelin up hot chicks….. And not …….well I won't go there

          • KAFman

            I stopped watching SyFy when I flipped through and saw a movie called Sharktopus….

            It wasn't porn….

            • Chris

              If you can't enjoy a Roger Corman movie, I don't know what to tell you. He's been making movies like that since the 50s and has launched more big name Hollywood Actors, Actresses, Directors, and Producers careers than just about anyone else in the business.

              • Trent

                My bad. I meant to give you a thumbs down and accidentally gave you a thumbs up. Please subtract 1 from your number to find your true score.

                • thumb down giver

                  Gave im the thumb down for you. No need to thank me.

                • KWB

                  Actually subtract two, because if you give a thumbs up that should been a thumbs down, that is a 2 point difference. Like going from -10 to -9 when you should have made them -11. So, subtract another one more for your true score.

                • Richard

                  I meant to give you 10 +1s but was only allowed 1. Please add 9 more.

            • TheGray

              DAMN YOU SHARKTOPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        • DaveS

          I disagree. You can see her try to bring her arm closer to her body so he can't get a full grasp. She's totally uncomfortable but she knows she's on TV.

      • Sexual Chocolate

        I don't know, that looked like my first time touching boobies….

        • double sided tape

          Feels boobs…still can't figure out what she is.

        • Keyser Söze

          +1 for the Player Hater of the Year username.

    • Guest

      White girl looks pretty gross so I would go for gross

      • Jack Burton

        Nah, you would go for cock.

        • Mike Hunt

          Yeah I'm going to KFC now

    • the credible hulk

      It's the TSA at work.

  • Mike

    #7 no shave november

  • blarrrgghhh

    #21 Please marry me Emma Stone…she is the perfect combination of sexy and cute

    • broomhandle

      Nice 'Crazy Stupid Love" reference. haha

    • http://twitter.com/Davieboy817 @Davieboy817

      I dunno if you used that line because of the Movie she stared in or because you're brilliant? Talk to me!

    • me...bn

      dat voice!!….& dat ass!!!

      • Mike Hunt

        Her deep raspy voice means she has high levels of testosterone, which means she has a high sex drive. I'm sold.

    • nuccabay

      better as a red head but still smokin

  • KiamichiBigfoot


  • gclark

    #15 Washing the dishes still looks lame as fuck with gloves on

    • Derp-check

      No shit… That's the point

      • Turrebo

        Perhaps pressing buttons on the dishwasher looks cool with gloves on?

  • Meertnnn

    #23 He did it! He ate Sydney!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      The dude from Lost?

  • temujin1234
    • Yeahhh

      Is anyone annoyed by this guy as well?

  • 0_0

    So…. I guess, uh, find her right?

    • ...

      Find her….. A cheeseburger.

      • stopbeingcliche

        lol. shes got a busted face man. Plenty of chivettes to go for instead.

        • itstrue

          She also has quite possibly the perfect figure, look at the boobs to waist ratio, face really isn't that bad. Also who says she's not a chivette?

        • TCH23

          Like those chivette whores are any better with their flat chests and pancake asses

    • Ruo

      Typical wannabe Barbie look again..

    • SmokeyTheBear

      We all know 99% of guys here would hit that in an instant.

      • Yerp

        I think you meant 100%, even the gay ones would.

        • gclark

          Lotta guys would hit a hole in the wall given enough desperation

        • Roger

          Yeah… We would…

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      Yup! Do find!

  • The Bandit

    #12 ….looks like fun, but so do #24 and #28

  • Noah

    #14 Is it too late for tan lines for president?

    • Dan

      any idea who she is?

  • Larry

    #15 is a lie, he's got a stack of 20s versus a five and a few ones, then hes holding the floss differently, and the knife he's using is different. There's other little things that make the pictures with gloves look "cooler". None are as cool (hot) as the babe in #28

    • KAFman

      Thank you Capt Oblivious….


      Thank you Capt Oblivious

      • Jawbone

        Hey, Larry? You're a god damned idiot.

        • huhuhuh

          Hey, Jawbone? You're a jawboner.

    • Kuato

      Thanks for pointing this out, Larry. Now excuse me while I go return my gloves.

    • Yeahhh

      See what happens Larry, when you fuck a stranger in the ass. You get a lot of thumbs down.

      • what

        also for being lame and a troll. now you can never wear gloves you're banned

  • ...

    #34 Ball scratching photobomb.

    • Paul

      Lucky dip. 🙂

    • benadocious

      good find! just made the pic that much better.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yeah, sticking your cancer sticks in your top looks so much classier than in your pocket.

      • tv_paul

        Maybe he's just whipping up some glaze for the donuts.

    • Kuato

      Socks and sandals! Nice touch.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Gonzalez.Alij Alexandra Gonzalez

      Lol, I was hoping someone was going to catch that. 🙂

      • Urethra Franklin

        Its like highlights for kids. Can you find the 17 things wrong with this photo?

  • eaglescoutzach

    #6 Isn't that how all virus books begin? Hot Zone anybody?

    • FerrisWJ

      Isn't that the monkey from outbreak?

    • Gross

      This might call for a photoshop.

  • Peter Morak
  • navydudebro

    I'm still in shock I got a kcco shirt. And a new designed one at that! Even got one for my chivette. I haven't been able to score any since the first military kccos came out. Midnight launches for the win!

    • KAFman

      I hope my Military KCCO was shipped correctly.

      I think they screwed up my APO…. It'll be a bummer if I don't get it.

  • Matty

    #17 nope sorry Aldon Smith from the 9ers already did this

    • dave

      nope sorry, this was from 7 years ago

      • dave

        and this was from a match in 2002

    • Obviously

      Diddy did it

  • Slyhog

    Jerkin or Scratchin ???

    • Notme

      'pends upon how long his hand stays in there

    • bigcityreem

      Probably both.

  • Alex

    #30 He's just asking to lean forward too much one day…..
    #17 is just pure win, love that guy!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #12 want #28 damn we need to find her, she's incredible

  • Vance

    #32 DAT ASS

    • Notme

      Girl in the back….. forever lonely

    • jane doe

      Did anyone else notice the grown man dancing with the small child?

  • beaver fever

    #17 Australian rugby league player Mark Ridell did this celebration years ago……. search it on youtube

    • Yuppp

      Yep, don't care.

      • Littlet

        me neither.

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