And yet I can't get published! There's no justice.
cramecirp
THIS POST IS 50 SHADES OF GAY.
boob
hahaha that is awsome. Agreed!
Obviously
admit it. You've been waiting weeks for a book post just so you could use that line
cramecirp
I ADMIT IT. AND TRUTHFULLY IT WAS REALLY 50 SHADES OF GREAT. I LAUGHED AT ALL OF THEM. GAY RHIMES BETTER WITH GREY. THAT IS ALL.
ugh
rhymes. it's rhymes better.
cramecirp
SUCK IT UGH. SUCK IT LONG, AND SUCK IT HARD.
Lucas_Schmidt
#3 God dammit, i thought that canada is still that way.
Kzo
Be prepared for the home run if he drops the cat.
Michael
That cover is just like my life.
Jimmy da Hat
I have a copy of this!!! LOL
Mike
First?
Jukebox
Loser?
Nohomosexu
Im from south carolina man i cant read
jason
cool, read a few
HOOK_the_LEGEND
#18, even back in the day they were used as Man magnets.
Stevie
#19 How much does this cost to watch?
Anomanom
Dunno, but you can buy the book on amazon.
AssClown
#9
Top left – Que?
Top right – I just don't know what to do with all my feels, sob sob.
Middle – Yes yes, prepare your anus.
Bottom left – Hey look! I do blend!
Bottom right – With this hand I fap!
a-nom
I have read #6 and it's just as confusing and insane as the title insists…
Darrell
Why do I have the feeling #2 #10 and #23 were found in Jerry Sandusky's home library?
lovelilbrax
i think #23 was actually written by sandusky
tv_paul
#13 I think they dropped the ball on this one.
OhioChiver
#20 I coulda swore that was written by Richard T. Ickler.
kittygato
But his friends call him Dick
tv_paul
I thought it was co-authored by Hugh G. Wrektions
tv_paul
#20 Who hasn't (especially in high school, thank god books could be used to cover said boners)
justChive
#6? #6!
üäö
#25
bad teeth?
Firefighter23
We in Amish Country aren't going to touch that topic
Cory
why not? they won't see it online…
Bhodi
#15 Go home Bobby, you're drunk!
Debowceiphus
It's an easy read, not very long.
Debowceiphus
Dammit
#12
Zed
Soon to be made into a movie starring Johnny Depp…
jreddy23
#16…More powerful than a locomotive, faster than a Speeding Mullet.
Joel
This one looks like someone took a marker and changed a B to an M
poboi850
#15, again. that means he has been drunk before
lol. #18. I have been doing that in my head for ever
http://twitter.com/MontePreisman @MontePreisman
I have #6 and it is a great read. I would hope everyone here would get a chance to read this one.
wkdfrog
#17 ha ha, going to have to get that!
Perkins Maxwell
I work in book publishing — these are all hilarious but know that #21 Knitting with Dog Hair has been a VERY successful title and spawned imitators. People really do respond to that idea ….
Forest
I wonder if #25 is available on Kindle?
technobabble
If so, somebody better alert the Amish! What's their email address?
Anomanom
I checked, and no it's not, but you can get it on amazon.
Colin
I am one to generally be able to separate a comedic statement intended solely for the purpose of amusement from the reality of such a statement. Nevertheless, #7 made me nautilus just reading the title.
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