• whodat

    And yet I can't get published! There's no justice.

  • cramecirp

    THIS POST IS 50 SHADES OF GAY.

    • boob

      hahaha that is awsome. Agreed!

    • Obviously

      admit it. You've been waiting weeks for a book post just so you could use that line

    • cramecirp

      I ADMIT IT. AND TRUTHFULLY IT WAS REALLY 50 SHADES OF GREAT. I LAUGHED AT ALL OF THEM. GAY RHIMES BETTER WITH GREY. THAT IS ALL.

      • ugh

        rhymes. it's rhymes better.

        • cramecirp

          SUCK IT UGH. SUCK IT LONG, AND SUCK IT HARD.

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #3 God dammit, i thought that canada is still that way.

    • Kzo

      Be prepared for the home run if he drops the cat.

    • Michael

      That cover is just like my life.

    • Jimmy da Hat

      I have a copy of this!!! LOL

  • Mike

    First?

    • Jukebox

      Loser?

    • Nohomosexu

      Im from south carolina man i cant read

  • jason

    cool, read a few

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #18, even back in the day they were used as Man magnets.

  • Stevie

    #19 How much does this cost to watch?

    • Anomanom

      Dunno, but you can buy the book on amazon.

  • AssClown

    #9
    Top left – Que?
    Top right – I just don't know what to do with all my feels, sob sob.
    Middle – Yes yes, prepare your anus.
    Bottom left – Hey look! I do blend!
    Bottom right – With this hand I fap!

  • a-nom

    I have read #6 and it's just as confusing and insane as the title insists…

  • Darrell

    Why do I have the feeling #2 #10 and #23 were found in Jerry Sandusky's home library?

    • lovelilbrax

      i think #23 was actually written by sandusky

  • tv_paul

    #13 I think they dropped the ball on this one.

  • OhioChiver

    #20 I coulda swore that was written by Richard T. Ickler. 😉

    • kittygato

      But his friends call him Dick

    • tv_paul

      I thought it was co-authored by Hugh G. Wrektions

  • tv_paul

    #20 Who hasn't (especially in high school, thank god books could be used to cover said boners)

  • justChive

    #6? #6!

  • üäö

    #25
    bad teeth?

    • Firefighter23

      We in Amish Country aren't going to touch that topic

      • Cory

        why not? they won't see it online…

  • Bhodi

    #15 Go home Bobby, you're drunk!

  • Debowceiphus

    It's an easy read, not very long.

  • Debowceiphus

    Dammit
    #12

    • Zed

      Soon to be made into a movie starring Johnny Depp…

  • jreddy23

    #16…More powerful than a locomotive, faster than a Speeding Mullet.

    • Joel

      This one looks like someone took a marker and changed a B to an M

  • poboi850

    #15, again. that means he has been drunk before
    lol. #18. I have been doing that in my head for ever

  • http://twitter.com/MontePreisman @MontePreisman

    I have #6 and it is a great read. I would hope everyone here would get a chance to read this one.

  • wkdfrog

    #17 ha ha, going to have to get that!

  • Perkins Maxwell

    I work in book publishing — these are all hilarious but know that #21 Knitting with Dog Hair has been a VERY successful title and spawned imitators. People really do respond to that idea ….

  • Forest

    I wonder if #25 is available on Kindle?

    • technobabble

      If so, somebody better alert the Amish! What's their email address?

      • Anomanom

        I checked, and no it's not, but you can get it on amazon.

  • Colin

    I am one to generally be able to separate a comedic statement intended solely for the purpose of amusement from the reality of such a statement. Nevertheless, #7 made me nautilus just reading the title.

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