It’s Monday, you could use some motivation (26 Photos)

  • GomerPyle

    wow, first?


    #20 Respawn in 3….2…..1…..

    • Brad

      Tulsa, OK!

    • NoahP

      He probably got out, apologized to his clients for being late and told the intern to park his car in the usual spot

  • fed up


    • fed up


      • yup

        So do we

  • yup

    BA BA BOOEY!!!

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #3 The answer is always moar paddle!

    • TChrisB

      Did somebody just say "Weeaboo?"

      • Anomanom

        Cause in think i just heard someone say "weeaboo"

  • DDD

    #10 You know when i drink alone, i prefer to be by myself

    • tv_paul

      Lonesome George?

      • freakazoid

        Don't let him kid you, he always catches up with his pal Jack Daniel's
        And his partner Jimmy Beam

  • prince

    "Find the Canadian." – Said someone who's never been to Canada.

    • Ahahahaah

      Then why is that every damn Canuck I have come across is pale as hell if they aren't from a tribe? BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SOULLESS. SUCK IT CANADA.

      "Woke up this mornin' feeling like Dr. Deer, pumped my shotgun, headbutted a deer decoy and yelled "Merica! Rise and shine. It's buck hunting time!"

      • MylesofStyles
        • dirtysteve

          Looks like a reliable source!

          • MylesofStyles

            Simple: Questioning the validity of the source. Not so simple: Providing evidence to the contrary.

      • Canadodian Reprobate

        Oops, Darwin missed one…

    • kent

      You Canadians are so used to praising yourselves all the time that you're incapable of accepting criticism or even harmless jokes.

      You have your head further up your own arses than any other country.

      • matt

        as a canadian- hes not wrong

      • Canuck

        Perhaps, but compared to Americans we are saints on wheels.

  • DEL

    #16 Pan over to the other side of the deck to see 5 rugrats, a warm case of Busch beer, a tv with a nascar race on and in the backround a rusty 85 Buick Regal in the driveway ….

    • ps86

      85 Buick Regal on blocks

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #15 Ridiculously photogenic drawn soldier.

    • Dixie Wrect

      Looks like someone is working up a number 6 on that town!

      • Rett

        "… sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped."

  • 617Chiver

    You're good, keep coming, you're goo…oh something shiny! #20

  • gameoverjc

    #11 Yup.

    • Lucy in the Sky

      But wait , they are so rare… they are so rare i can get them at the same place i buy tires for my car.. i can get them at target when im buying fertilizer…

      Shiny rocks= overrated

  • tv_paul

    #1 Toasted or not , any guy would like to put his wiener in any/all those buns. They're all yummy.

    • fed

      actually, the canadian chivettes have proved to be worthy opponents

    • freakazoid

      The one to the left of the Canadian is my favorite. And the one on the right of the Canadian, she's my favorite too.

  • pixelogre

    Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata! #21

    • Kodos

      TEETH… one sick flick

      • Wisti

        Terrible movie…that I absolutely love and want every guy to watch :]

  • Dan

    #26 Somebody tried. You know they did.

    • dwah

      Call me crazy, but I think that's Winooski falls, VT. And yes, people swim around there.

  • pimpninjaa

    #11 you learn something new every day. I thought the key was roofies

    • lilguy

      who is this girl?! MOAR!

      • Dogfather269

        I second that

  • Bone feeder

    #1, Dat ass 2nd from right, I'd suffer from 'Shit dick' seven days a week..And love it!

  • mbns

    Am I the only one who didn't laugh once at this post? Disappointing to say the least.

    • claude

      demotivation posters have just become captions. Unfunny captions.

  • TheYesMan25

    #1 the one playing hockey in the background

  • Dr_StrangePants

    The Ocean Counts as a Border? #13

  • cels0_o

    #23 the 90's when cartoons were the shit. Thanks youtube for letting me watch all my favorite cartoons like recess, doug, bobby's world, gargoyles among many others.

    • RavingRook

      Captain Planet was never cool. Sorry.

      • cels0_o

        but but but he's bringing pollution down to zero.

  • Captain Canada

    #1 The Canadian is the one taking the photo…Chive On Canada!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #1 find the woman third from the left. holy gawd is she hot and sexy

  • Alabaster Shagnasty

    #9 Yes, and they're called religious conservatives.

    • Columbo

      That explains the election results!

  • TheOscalatorMan

    #1 Is it the one that's not a whore?

  • Yak Surfer

    #1 No. FIND the third from the left!!!

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