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November 12, 2012 |
In: Funny, Low Down Dirty
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Category: Funny, Low Down Dirty
I hope the Chive is one of those web pages#14
Lauren Greenberg looks hot to me. ("oh no, I have a stalker")
#28 80 bucks will get you a good Rub and Tug in LA.
Psshhhhtttt. $80 will get you two spanish hookers at the same time in DC.
*Stats planning road trip to DC and LA*
Not sure why but whenever I go on thechive on my iPad in class I somehow get hyperlinked (after 20 sec on a gallery) to porn websites, mainly one with Ron Jeremy selling me male enhancement pills or to the App Store to download a porn app…wtf and why is this happening
Same thing happens to me… makes things a bit awkward
I thought I was the only one. It's done that on my Iphone a few times.
Yeah this is a serious problem. I come to Chive because I like delayed gratification and that sh*t is seriously immediate.
I also have had that problem, can make for some awkward moments but I KCCO.
It's probably not the Chive, but the other porn sites you visit on a regular basis. Try clearing the history OR being less of a pervert.
Stupid bug on this site, I can't give you more than 1 Thumb up. I'll owe ya the other 999 I guess.
Funny, I didn't read this happening to any Android users. Go figure.
It's because Android SUCKS.
Right…that's why that shit happens on your garbage ass Steve jobs money hungry crap and not android, makes perfect sense
Your logic is awesome.
Omg happens to me too!
Face it. The Chive knows what you really need.
If you mix Tabasco with Raman Noodles it tastes exactly like poverty.
#27 Yup; same here.
. . . if you mix in a spoonful of peanut butter, you can step it up to lower class.
I used to like to add those frozen vegetables with the lima beans, because I'm healthy and all!
#27 Only 6%?
Some have smaller brains….
I don't know what percentage it is in mine, but all I did was hear light sabers clashing with x-wing fighters flying over head for the next 30 seconds.
Well that was a waste of time…I was hoping something in there was going to be good…
Well it was all good, then you arrived. Talk about a waste of time.
The Chive has no time for whining
#29 Now can you imagine having a T-Rex baby?
Just hands sticking out of a torso…
No, actually. The only time I ever knocked up a t-rex, we couldn't afford to keep it .
that would probably hurt more during labor
#4 Awesome. #6 don't get it
#6 She's slutty and dresses as such because her dad was never there and she is rebelling against him (e.g. strippers)
I enjoyed your (proper) use of "e.g." Thank you for that.
Saying she can see the chicks Vajajay and how many times its been HIT because her dad didnt love her enough….
#6 is cleverly relating the length (or lack) of skirt to the turbulent upbringing of a young girl that would imply her father missed her dance recitals.
Short skirt = No father figure = Probable filth wizard of a slut.
"Filth Wizard" is a great name for a band. "Of a Slut," can be their debut album.
i would listen to that….
#29 Not sure if I'm just high, or this was really funny
I lauged cause I hate babies
…so there's always that subconscious possibility
I laughed at how you wrote "lauged".
I hope that it was both!
If you are unsure if you are high you need to get a different source.
can't it be both?
Thank you to #28 for getting my head in the right place on a Monday.
I appreciate the shit out of your name – fellow MA chiver
#23 I guess this is kinda of like a game Voltage Russian Roulette.
#1 Chorus: Soap on the floor! Soap on the floor! Watch out for that soap on the floor! Slip and DIE!!!!!!!
#18 So so true…
Stop opening them with your turtle penis.
Thanks Chive! @_theguy_
Nice collection! Please do this on a semi regular basis.
She's got daddy issues.
Daddy Issues are have an Direct Correlation to Teenage Promiscuity.
Every neglected moment from her childhood is an extra inch off the skirt.
#6 #23 #24 #26 brb laughing hysterically
#4 Ha! "Web Documentary!"
#6 what does that even mean!?
Short skirt = She's a slut = She has daddy issues
I find this entertaining.
I have to assume she means cut marks on her thighs
so yeah after reading the comments about just the length of the skirt denoting the lack of father figure in her life I realize there were probably no cut marks but i really sis figure that it had to do with some type of marks. BTW my comment was not trolling I just really assumed that.
That's what I thought too, hmm maybe I just think of the worst
You might say this post is Mandatory. Or even Awesome.
Sorry I'm dumb….. Can someone explain #18 please!?
And I dumb enough to respond… packaging on this side of the pond is designed by terrorist cells…the "re seal-able tabs and slot and poly bag get completely bastardized, impossible to seal once opened.
And I really dumb…shit
Don't worry about trying to understand it, it was by far the weakest one of the bunch and you aren't missing anything.
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