Some of the better Tweets I’ve ever read (30 Photos)

This is cool. WHO'S THE FAILURE NOW, DAD?!?!

#25

Who?

The Chive ripped this exact post from EbaumsWorld, which I have noticed them do several times now. Theres no property on the internet but you should at least acknowledge someone else put this gallery together. Weak sauce Chive.

Wow hilarious list! I'll keep doing them on Mandatory.com so you can come in and use my screencaps to make your lists. Great work! Do you want me to send next week's list directly to you or are you just gonna wait til later to rip them off? Let me know! Thanks!

# 18…The trick is to take a spoon, flip it upside down and slide it into the opening and then slide across in both directions. SPREAD THE WORD, THIS NEEDS TO BE KNOWN!!!!

#22 is really offensive and not funny at all. "A girl is afraid for her safety cause some guy won't take no for an answer! Let's blame her for it and call her a slut!! lololol"

Not cool, chive. You're better than this.

Wow Chive… Way to STEAL these from Rob Fee's weekly top 20 inappropriate tweets on mandatory… Seriously minus huge karma.

#6 – lol!!

Jeff Buckley's Hallelujah? I think she meant Leonard Cohen's.

maybe i'm showing my age & dats cuz i have a pretty twisted sense of humor, but not once did i laugh at these.

thanks

#1
YOU laugh?
Fuck You! That is mean.
My brother Marcin died like this. Rest In Peace Marcin.

would someone mind explaining #11 ?

#20 true story