YouTube comments are the battleground of trolls and idiots (24 Photos)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001610821783 Saul Hernandez

    First!

    • Austin
  • tv_paul

    #1 Castration is never the answer. Although it would make for a eunuch recipe.

    • Hrdwood

      I lost my balls in a terrible accident many years ago… come to think of it, my 25th wedding anniversary is coming up.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      that was a good one Paul +1 internets for you….

  • Paul

    #14 DJ Khaled couldn't hack it in Kanto

  • Major Tom

    #20 ROFL! Sorry, that is funny stuff.

    • WS6

      This one almost made me spit Dr Pepper all over my monitor.

      • Med

        liar

      • You/me

        Is that Dr Ronald Pepper from the hospital around the corner?

    • Med

      i dont believe you were actually rolling on the floor laughing

    • Boki

      That one really make me laugh more then it should be 🙂

    • Token Arab man

      As an Arab I approve of this joke. Made me laugh hard.

  • misschris

    #8 Could be… I'm pretty sure that's where Chuck Norris stores his power too.

    • Skagen

      why would chuck norris store his power in another man's beard?

    • <MARKLAR>

      Chuck Norris is a pussy, long live MASON STORM!

    • Tim

      People are seriously still doing Chuck Norris jokes?

  • http://www.facebook.com/dominic.matteo.1 Dominic Matteo

    When I see trucks with nuts hanging from them I think to myself I feel sorry the owner, must be tough to have a tic tac between their legs and their balls hanging from their truck

    • TisTrue

      Still not as bad as anybody driving a Prius.

      • Jr456

        Disagree. Not a fan of the prius, but guys driving those obviously aren't compensating for a small package unlike d-bags in lifted 1 tons.

    • 412

      So you have a tic-tac hanging from your truck. That's just as dumb

      • Geezer

        Every time I see one of those dip shits with nuts hanging from the back of their truck, I want to go up with a machete and chop them off. So stupid. But to each their own I guess

    • SKEEBLER

      Hahahaha Dominic Matteo of the Honda Ricer's! FUCK YOU!

  • Hank Hill

    #9 and #20 made me piss with laughter.

  • fagmallion

    #6

    Fuck WhiteBoy!!!

    SURPRISE BITCH!

  • Wittry

    #13
    While in a lightning storm!

  • MylesofStyles

    #20 Ahmed was very sad this day…all wired up and nowhere to blow.

  • TheCanadianGuy

    #1 Just leave out the nuts dumbass.
    #19 carrots are just unprocessed bacon

    • thatguy

      Mr. TheCandianGuy, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

      • bdtrngl

        O'Doyle rules!

  • Richardfuck

    I had to go to the doctor today because I may have an inguinal hernia. She spent at least 5 minutes just fiddling with and squeezing my balls.

    Today was the best day I have had in months.

    • curious george

      so did you get an awkward boner?

      • June Cleaver

        It's awesome that you've learned to live vicariously through other's boners. A shame you can't get your own, at least that you don't have to give back…

        • Hrdwood

          Ease up June, don't be so hard on the Beaver…

  • dull

    Between #18 and #20 I'm in fucking tears right now.

  • Static

    #20 – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is EPIC

  • Blake_McRae

    #24 GOD DAMN THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!

  • Danno

    #24 Awesome…just awesome

  • jimctu

    #19 They would get more attention without the carrots :D<img src="http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/b/26/9do6egcg8eu.png&quot; width="1"/>

    • guest

      If being a vegan is the answer to obesity how does peta explain pandas.

  • mirou

    #9 #13 HAHAHA freakin awsome, one of the best publication of thechive

  • temujin1234

    #3 LOL, the Wicker Man was dire.<img src="http://rd.revolvermaps.com/h/m/a/0/fff600/128/0/3nhw3w9wekq.png&quot; alt="." border="0" width="1">

  • The_Hellequin

    Love these posts!

  • Kyle429

    #24 is amazing, that is all.

  • Richard

    #1 To be fair, the ratios of the other ingredients would be way off if you left out the nuts. The guy made a valid question.

  • gimletmike

    #1
    In many recipes that call for nuts, oatmeal can be substituted for the nuts. It looks like it may work in this recipe. I know the comments here are supposed to be rude, insensitive, and hurtful. But I just felt like being a punk today and going against the accepted social norm.

    • June Cleaver

      And you've succeeded! Congratulations are in order. Perhaps Curious George will donate an awkward boner!

  • CanucksRule

    #3 – trolling at its finest.

    #8 – i've seen reggie live, and he's pretty fucking epic.

  • kmotamed

    #14… this one made me LOL! so trueee

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