November 13, 2012 |
In: Crazy Food, Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, Owned, WTF
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Category: Crazy Food, Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, Owned, WTF
Fuck you Paula!
Please do not say she who must not be named.
- the one you love to hate
See i told you not to say that god forbidden cum dumpster's name
Wait till you see what happens when you speak my name tree times in a row!
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Spoiler alert: she shows you her balls!
#1 From the looks of it I would rather much go with the expectation. Lucky bastard!
I think thats the point of the post… Think about it
I dunno. The caption says. "Studying with friends."
#31 has happened too many times. Nevertheless, history will repeat itself.
Fuck it, looks good enough to me
To me, reality looks much better than expectation here.
#10, #23 I'd still hit it lol!
#10 is actually a trans-gender male..Sooo have fun with that.
#1 is so true! Today i went to study with a friend and shit escalated immediately. We ended up drunk shooting gnomes in the garden with an air gun. Live now, pay later!
bet your parents are the ones paying actually…
I like turtles
I like original jokes.
I'm not hungry anymore. #26
I am sure the end resulting trip to the bathroom will yield the exact some results as the bottom pic
#23 I am willing to bet that the reality sucks a mean dick, and the expectation is just looking for someone to buy her stuff.
Hey now. That's not nice. Both of those young ladies are equally as beautiful. Society is so mean and sets such bad standards. Everybody love everybody.
"If you see a possum, try to kill it, okay? It's not a pet."
i've never actually had a problem with Ravioli, seems like a bit of a stretch to me. BTW did you add jello to your ravioli?
#3 I love those District 9 ice pops.
She's destroying her collar on that shirt
#18 That's the closest the ice cream resembles the cartoon character.
That must be why it's 3 freaking dollars. I remember back when those were $1. Or if you were lucky, 75 cents.
#19 Cheese on top of the chicken burger?? What wonderful hell sells this masterpiece?
It's KFC here in the Phils. Never tried it though, freaks me out a little with the cheese on top. Haha..
yikes! I would think it would be sticky… Is there at least lettuce on it? lol
Lettuce? None! Just mayo and that's it. My friend said you should have a lot of tissue when eating this. Haha! Jimmy Kimmel even had a parody about this.
I just watched it! So funny! OMG!
you have amazing breasts.
Well that escalated quickly…
Both expectation and reality for #19 look horrifying to me.
#20 it's an invite to play Farmville.
#1. I'm quite OK with this reality.
What sorcery is this? I have never seen that sandwhich before does anyone know?
Can't tell if the top is a really thin, square greasy bun or a slice of cheese covering the whole sandwich. Either way, it looks more satanic than an Eagles concert
#31 All too true…
Look at it this way- you can get a video of your cat drinking beer and watching tv, make money when it goes viral, then make your expectations a reality.
Anyone else getting porn on their popups when chiving on ther ipad?
Yep, the last two times I logged in I was kicked off theChive and taken to a porn site
#19 – i too would like to know what sammich this is.
Must be us Canucks that haven't seen it!
guess we're not as glutenous in vancouver.
It's from the Philippines apparently! The Streetwise CheeseTop Chicken Burger!
i don't vote, so wasn't me. but thx for automatically ASSuming.
I didn't silly!! I was just saying in general :p
had to delete it though cuz I said Philly and not Philippines!
#24 Still delicious.
GOD DAMN IT! I was going to say this verbatim.
Agreed. Such an artery-clogging, guilty pleasure.
You mean toilet clogging.
But why does the beef look violet? Was it made with a little pony?
#11 Reality is still pretty awesome.
#27 I live it… so true
#17 Looks great to me.
Reality for #17 looks fantastic to me.
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