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Expectations vs. Reality (31 Photos)

November 13, 2012 | In: Crazy Food, Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, Owned, WTF

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Category: Crazy Food, Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Nailed It, Owned, WTF

notfirst

First block

notfirst

Fuck you Paula!

lemmiwinks

Please do not say she who must not be named.

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Agreed.

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lemmiwinks

See i told you not to say that god forbidden cum dumpster's name

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Wait till you see what happens when you speak my name tree times in a row!

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placenta_smoothie

paula

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lemmiwinks

Spoiler alert: she shows you her balls!

dallas_oc

#1 From the looks of it I would rather much go with the expectation. Lucky bastard!

Bcard

I think thats the point of the post… Think about it
Umbra Fractus

I dunno. The caption says. "Studying with friends."

…

Friends.

Poor bastard.

neelsvanpk

#31 has happened too many times. Nevertheless, history will repeat itself.
morebeer

#17
Fuck it, looks good enough to me

Realist

To me, reality looks much better than expectation here.

JBVC

#10, #23 I'd still hit it lol!

Ace

#10 is actually a trans-gender male..Sooo have fun with that.

Wet_tosti

#1 is so true! Today i went to study with a friend and shit escalated immediately. We ended up drunk shooting gnomes in the garden with an air gun. Live now, pay later!

Wisti

bet your parents are the ones paying actually…

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Merica

Kelso

I like turtles

HumpDan

I like original jokes.

HumpDan

I'm not hungry anymore. #26

MissVega84

I am sure the end resulting trip to the bathroom will yield the exact some results as the bottom pic

lucid_eye

#23 I am willing to bet that the reality sucks a mean dick, and the expectation is just looking for someone to buy her stuff.

Realist

Very true.
Butthurt_Obama

Hey now. That's not nice. Both of those young ladies are equally as beautiful. Society is so mean and sets such bad standards. Everybody love everybody.

Fur Sure

E.L.E

Daris

"If you see a possum, try to kill it, okay? It's not a pet."

Med

#28
i've never actually had a problem with Ravioli, seems like a bit of a stretch to me. BTW did you add jello to your ravioli?
tv_paul

#3 I love those District 9 ice pops.
Med

#10
She's destroying her collar on that shirt
dallas_oc

#18 That's the closest the ice cream resembles the cartoon character.

ZachBob

That must be why it's 3 freaking dollars. I remember back when those were $1. Or if you were lucky, 75 cents.

Lucky Lucy

#19 Cheese on top of the chicken burger?? What wonderful hell sells this masterpiece?

Miles

It's KFC here in the Phils. Never tried it though, freaks me out a little with the cheese on top. Haha..

Lucky Lucy

yikes! I would think it would be sticky… Is there at least lettuce on it? lol

Miles

Lettuce? None! Just mayo and that's it. My friend said you should have a lot of tissue when eating this. Haha! Jimmy Kimmel even had a parody about this.

Lucky Lucy

I just watched it! So funny! OMG!

Max

you have amazing breasts.

Escalator

Well that escalated quickly…

Realist

Both expectation and reality for #19 look horrifying to me.

RooFeeOOO

#20 it's an invite to play Farmville.
Abusement_Park

#1. I'm quite OK with this reality.
lemmiwinks

#19
What sorcery is this? I have never seen that sandwhich before does anyone know?

CFK

KFC Philippines.
Fryy

Can't tell if the top is a really thin, square greasy bun or a slice of cheese covering the whole sandwich. Either way, it looks more satanic than an Eagles concert

lemmiwinks

LOL thanks

sfb101

#31 All too true…

Joker

Look at it this way- you can get a video of your cat drinking beer and watching tv, make money when it goes viral, then make your expectations a reality.

jpss

Anyone else getting porn on their popups when chiving on ther ipad?

OmahaDude

Yep, the last two times I logged in I was kicked off theChive and taken to a porn site
Dreymann

You're welcome.
-TheChive

CanucksRule

#19 – i too would like to know what sammich this is.

Lucky Lucy

Must be us Canucks that haven't seen it!

CanucksRule

guess we're not as glutenous in vancouver.

Lucky Lucy

It's from the Philippines apparently! The Streetwise CheeseTop Chicken Burger!

CanucksRule

i don't vote, so wasn't me. but thx for automatically ASSuming.

Lucky Lucy

I didn't silly!! I was just saying in general :p

Lucky Lucy

had to delete it though cuz I said Philly and not Philippines!

Craigery

#24 Still delicious.

nope

GOD DAMN IT! I was going to say this verbatim.
justabill

Agreed. Such an artery-clogging, guilty pleasure.

Claude

You mean toilet clogging.

Fryy

But why does the beef look violet? Was it made with a little pony?

blah

#9 Everytime
Rabid Monkey

#11 Reality is still pretty awesome.
Almoney13

#27 I live it… so true
Whoopi_G

#17 Looks great to me.

Realist

Reality for #17 looks fantastic to me.

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