I gotta get me a goofy girl (50 Photos)

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Oh shit! I'm late! Have to go find Doc Brown!

    • alex w.

      Dear chive, that's why yall fucking suck, this post is stupid as fuck, just stick with the original ideas which helped yall sell an assload of t-shirts and tickets, koozies, posters, and all the rest of the useless bullshit yall push, and show ass and titties, FUCK!!!!

  • BigDave

    What color blue is that? Gorgeous!!!!!


    • Drew

      Glass cleaner

    • lucid_eye

      that has got to be contacts but I could get lost in eyes regardless.

      • Amanda

        they are real, i promise! haha

  • IrishInNJ

    #19 …as a button.

  • tv_paul

    #4 Aaahhh,…. Oh I was just visualizing the wine bottle as something else

    • Woop

      a glass?

      • tv_paul

        No, a pool cue used in the movie……."Road House"

  • m.c.

    #2 is outtatime!

  • Old Maid

    #28 Beautiful!!

  • Pokes

    I don't know, I'm not complaining, but I think a lot of these girls are trying too hard. If you want a really goofy girl, check out Mary from Storage Wars Texas.

    • jreddy23

      I think the "I Gotta get me a goofy girl" post is the new "More scientific proof that chicks are crazy" post

    • lucid_eye

      goofy and eccentric are totally different, is that Mary chick hot? I want her to be but she is too far out there.

    • Ron Jeremy

      I hate these types of girls. They can get fucking annoying. Especially when drunk. Just shut the fuck up and get in the kitchen bitch.

  • Med

    Me rikey

    • Nick

      She's on the shitter for cryin out loud!

      • Craig K.

        She has quite the cute face when pushing out a deuce. My face looks like Schwarzenegger's from Total Recall when he's removing the tracking device form his nose.

        • Med

          she might be going number 1

    • khayoz


    • alexis

      I was drunk and peeing … 🙂

      • ShadowChiver

        You have a nice expression for a drunk person peeing.

      • guest

        And you felt the moment was worth photo documentation ?????.

        • alexis

          most definitely.

        • CHaoT1C

          next ttime you can just send them directly to me since people want to hate 😉

      • CHaoT1C

        And you look good while doing it 😛

  • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

    Daaamn #42 ….. Those things picked up my whole screen… 😉

    • Jack Wagon

      Ya we seriously need moar of those monsters!
      Also #20 love the shirt

    • whyme1973

      I fell in love twice looking at that picture.

    • Tyler

      Miss Erica Jane. She's a whole nother level of awesome!

  • tv_paul

    #25 Hey, don't get your panties in a twist.

  • DickFister

    Face? What face?

    • Bouff

      I must have MOAR of her!!!

  • Big Poppa

    #39 fit as

    • SamLovesPhoebe

      Thanks 🙂

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    Most of these girls look like fun… especially #28 #39 #42 #50, but taking pictures on the toilet needs to stop #25.

    • guest

      You have good taste. My top 4 as well, and my gross out pic of the bunch.

  • Jon

    #25 – Real classy.

    • Drunkendave

      Is she sitting on the shitter?

      • guest


    • http://www.facebook.com/stephen.toale Stephen Toale

      Dad would be so proud

  • rlevitz

    #18 dear lord I love ms Nigri….

    And #50 can join us too

  • Porkins

    Laughed a little harder at this than I should have #13

    • this guy says

      its just a vegetarian trying to eat some bush

      • tv_paul

        I think the one girls name is Heather.

    • 29er

      If there is grass on the field….

  • Daywalker

    #18 Add to cart

  • Chiver_Sammy

    #24 Did she just give birth to Thing One?

    • Thing 2

      Judging by the "2" on his front I would guess no.

  • Brett Hall

    #39 I want this Chivette more than I want air to breathe

    • Ricky

      She is an owl…….just look at those hooters!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/phoeberain Sam Woodruff

      That's me!

      • Ricky

        Sam I think i might be in love………..with you.

      • Ricky

        Sam, I think I might be in love………with you.

      • http://twitter.com/mickaholic @mickaholic

        Hey Sam do you use twitter? There's lots of us chivers/chivettes on there!

        • SamLovesPhoebe

          I have one but I never really use it! Always on Facebook

  • OneCaliChiver

    #38 #39 and #41 will do MEow just fine…

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

    #31 MOAR plz!

    #49 Megan!!! ❤

    • nic

      Isn't #31 Amanda Bynes?

      • Amanda

        no its me! hahaha

        • Boris

          Give us more, don't tease.

  • Livin' Legend

    #25 I don't think we're the first bunch to see her from that angle.

    • Poop Stain

      Ya, probably had more than a few dozen cocks slip past those lovely lips of hers

      • alexis

        i wasnt taking a "dump" I was drunk

        • 1911

          So that's you then?

  • NuttyPants

    #25 isn't goofy…she's crazy.

  • Swizzledick

    #25 is real classy….taking a photo while your taking a dump

    #42 Yes please

    • alexis

      I was drunk peeing at a party….

      • WTF

        Still pretty…looking at what she is doing as opposed to her face…I have some news for you

      • http://www.facebook.com/chelsealothrop Chelsea Lothrop

        That's fine and all… I'm sure we've all done some questionable things after a few too many drinks, but did you submit this while you were sober? Because if so there's really no excuse.

        • alexis

          im not trying to make up an excuse …. I was just simply stating the fact that I wasnt taking a "dump" .

          • Swizzledick

            Hey girls shit too…no biggie. Not saying I wouldn't sill do you…just the possibility of you taking a photo while shitting is funny

    • Your Mama

      Alexis – don't listen to these guys. You look goofy and that's all that matters.

  • alex w.

    Stupid bitches/hoes!!

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