The new batch of mail order brides can cook, will travel (36 Photos)

#4 and @27. It's kinda legal here in Utah to have more than one

#31 OMG fuck yes want so bad (starts 2 cry)

every. single. one of them.

#20…without a doubt.

They are all so beautiful. We'll have to settle this with a cook-off. That's the only way I can pick.

#2 #6 #9 #10… Fuck it. I'll take 'em all. Do they take Visa?

I just want to know how they get them into the envelope..

#10 I'll take two please.

This concept is mindboggling,, but if I had to choose #15 can hold hands with me in public. Are women allowed to place an order?

#15 you saucy minx, you sundressed up!

I would like to order #12 #31 and #36, please!

Can I put #25 on my AMEX? I need the miles

i think the true question is which one WOULDN'T you add to the cart?!

Mail order brides come preassembled, feature rich with hours and hours of enjoyment and all for 4 easy payments equal to half of your assets and possessions. You will get your choice of colors, options and material along with ad-on’s such as children in tow. Were still not done, if you act now, we will guarantee shipment before Christmas. Call today 1-888-not-true. Hurry while supplies last. Operators are standing by to take your money, I mean call.

#2 #3 #4 #27 Next day air please…

#4 give us more!!!

#4 or #24

What is there return policy?

the lucky numbers are #2, #4, #10, #12, #20, #27 and the supplementary numbers are #16 and #21

#4 and #27 This post may have improved over time more than any other….

#2 no doubt

Mail order brides only want a green card or American/Canadian citizenship fellas. Don't be fooled. Knew someone that found this out the hard way.

I would probably let #2 come to the gold paved roads of America, shop for me, cook for me and handle my genitals but I have a feeling she's not really blonde so she might only do the cooking and shopping.

HMMM,
ALL OF THEM!!!!

I'd add #5 to my cart….she doesn't look like a pain in the ass….