These were totally not shopped (33 Photos)

  • HumpDan

    #4 I don't like this.

    • Smokey

      The middle one looks exactly like that gay guy from Big Brother

  • MylesofStyles

    #26 Nailed it, totally, he did.

    • DeadPan

      The shadows on the Death Star give this one away.

    • Upgrayedd

      Thats awesome

  • Balls


  • Womb_Raider

    #8. Ripped straight from an acid induced nightmare I thought I left in my past. Thanks a lot Chive.

    • Fuuuuuck!

      Imagine my surprise when I saw my ex had submitted a self-portrait! >>shudder<<

    • whale hntr

      not sure if i want to scream and run away or unzip my pants and let her have at it'….

  • larry

    Look ma, first page.

  • Med

    #5 #6
    in no particular order.

  • AndreUSMC

    #23 I could hardly tell

  • ScottyTwoStep

    You're gonna love my nuts

    • ScottishScott89

      come on give me some head!! he said to the h**ker as he bits her

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #33 I had a drug trip like that once. Terrible.

  • ScottishScott89

    #26 I wish lightsabers were real 😦

  • Max Power


    Day 16: I have infiltrated the herd and they have accepted me as one of their own.

  • N2MotoX

    #9 I no longer think of the Hulkster as a tough huy! By the way…WWF was REAL back in the day!

    • Wha?

      Were you just trying to piss everyone off?

      • N2MotoX

        Anyone that thinks WWF was REAL is a fool! Chive and sarcasm doesn't mix well, I guess.

  • Jrmtiger

    I don't get this one?? #9

    • Matt

      Not sure if trolling but Hulk Hogan's face is on his wife's head and vice versa. The guy (or girl) just did a really good job.

      • SmokeyTheBear

        That is…his daughter Brooke

  • jokerz4fun

    #33 made me LOL

  • triplecap

    #3 – if my neck was that long I wouldn't leave the house.

  • tv_paul

    #10 New SyFy original movie…Catfishinstein

    • Jigz

      Shat 2! The Revenge of Whiskerfin.

    • Mark S Man


  • Tiber_Septim

    #30 totally real they were always high and mostly upside down

    • ETCRR


  • tv_paul

    #12 You're turning violet, Violet!

  • Trotter1982


    "Just trim the muffin top – they'll never know."

  • donuts

    #33 Gary Busey?

    • Gaaah.

      Sad thing is, you're probably not joking.

      • chelsea_dagger

        Even sadder is I just realized Mitt Romney DOES look a little bit like Gary Busey o.0

        • Yuppp

          Still looks better than this picture of Obama #2

          • crusher44x

            Ears are in correct proportion… Obama definitely did not serve in the armed forces though……

            • guest

              Thank god. Otherwise he would have been unelectable.

          • Matt

            Nice try.

        • DoubleNickelJP

          Mind blown!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #8 looks like something clive barker or benecio del toro would have dreamed up….

    • Gaaah.

      Guillermo del Toro too.

      • Verbal_Kint

        DOH! Thanks; yeah I fucked that up….

    • Gerrit

      Francis Bacon already did, in his Crucifixion ( Tate Gallery )

    • Awesome

      Dude, it's Guillermo del Toro who did those creepy maze movies. Benecio was the crack head in the Usual Suspects that no one could understand.

  • NoodlumNad

    #24 T-rex syndrome

  • Guest

    #31 Mmmm hugh jackman!

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Hugh JackRussell-man

    • reclaimer

      ermahgerd ber wertch

    • tronbot

      easily the most under-appreciated comment of the day haha.

  • LCR915

    #2 USAFA cadet

    • TDR
      • dirtysteve

        Shopped picture is better, imagine having that for a drill sergeant?

        • Handjob Murphy

          That would be the rank of Cadet Colonel, I believe. The highest ranking cadet and Wing Commander at USAFA. Probably yelling, "Pisssss Innnnnn Your Shooooooeeeee" at a parade.

  • guest

    #5 #6 #15 #27 WTF is with this obsession. STOP IT, NOW!

    • chivester

      agreed…this is really stupid and not funny or entertaining

      • FuckPaulaPaulaSucks

        It has also never been funny nor will it. Or the stupid turning everybody's face the same. Oh HAHAHAHAHA look at that everybody has a stupid shopped look on their face. Maybe these are funny to the people who are in them but to everyone else they are fucking retarded. Keep em to yourselves nobody else cares. GAAAAHHHD, I am gonna go look at some gaps to calm down.

    • 5280Blazing


      Whew, OMG that is too funny. I don't know if you guys see what they did there, but get this, they switched the faces of a grown up and a baby PFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHA.


      • 5280Blazing

        You're welcome for your daily dose of sarcasm

    • JSJ

      Couldn't agree more. I hate the face changing shit. No more chive!

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