Back in the day, this was the greatest job on the planet (7 Photos)

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  • KiamichiBigfoot

    I bet he got a cold sore or two…

    • what

      that's how cold sores were invented

    • Martin

      I bet he didn't give a shit

    • Mike

      And by cold sore you mean herpes right?

      • Idk

        That's what cold sores are…so yes.

    • Chris

      Looks like mushroom stamps to me.

  • RandomTask09

    I prefer to be wearing the lipstick… "I feel pretty, oh so pretty…"

    • Wild Bill

      Or be putting it on while asking my reflection "would u fuck me…. id fuck me"

      • MuffCabbage

        "Goodbye Horses"

        • Steve_French

          Thank you for that. Not the same without it.

  • Richard

    Only if Joan Harris is there.

    • r@f


      They don't look too excited about the random bald man.

  • David Gorski


  • D.Strawberry

    Pootie Tang?

  • That Guy

    Oh, my skull is covered and you cannot find a space to kiss anymore. Let me show you my alternate bald head for kissing.

  • Ta-dow

    Thats turn of the century, "head".

  • animal_mother

    #1 Its lies !!!, Red Foreman will never stand for this sh!t. Dumb-asses :)

    • 29er

      He'd rather put his foot up your ass.

  • Mick

    #7 the face of the happiest man ever

    • Tim

      Looks like Scott Hoch, professional golfer. Google that mofo.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #6 He's got some 'splainin to do when he gets home!

  • freddy boy

    #7 I'm in.

  • Busternut

    It's Karl Pilkington!

  • your mother

    Are you my daddy

  • freudianslipdress

    Awww!! That kind of gave me the adorables – look how happy he is!

  • thenomadadventures

    #5 – now that my head is covered…..i've got another head that can use your ladies attention….

    – can you imagine the sexual harassment lawsuits that would happen today – …..and it wasn't a porno….

    • good one

      are there a lot of sexual harassment lawsuits in the porn industry?

  • 29er

    #6 Who was the joker that gave him the unibrow?

  • 29er

    #7 and #6 what's the difference between the two?

    • ZachBob

      The lipstick unibrow is flipped.

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      The angle

      • 29er

        I was going for the lipstick on the lips…but yeah…touche.



    • Swaff

      you are a dipstick….

    • ...

      I heard you dipstick was the size of lipstick

  • Turrebo

    You thought this man was happy? His brother had a job at Trojan.




  • ps86

    dunno why everybody's mad, that's some creative shit!

    • WHY

      You don't know because you're part of the problem.

  • GernBlansten

    #6 #7 looks like he has some kind of plague.

  • tv_paul

    #4 Must not fap…must not fap..must no.. oh the hell with it I'm wearing a lab coat.

  • Derk

    lol wut

  • fred

    This guy must OF been? Please learn english. Must HAVE been.

    • Delectable Spectacle

      It's so funny when people try to be Grammar Nazis and end up screwing their own sentences up.

      For instance, your sentence correcting the original commenter, "Must HAVE been," is not a complete sentence – it is a fragment.
      You know, when your Spell Check give you the little green squiggly, but the only help it offers is "Fragment – Consider Revising"?

      The appropriate method of correction would have been as simple as adding the subject "it" to the beginning of that sentence. This could have been in conjunction form, as "it's," or it could have been separate, as "it is."

      Either way, you are an embarrassment to yourself and your fellow English speakers. Please refrain from feeling superior to another person ever again; it will make things much easier for you.

      • jerry mcsloppypants

        "…when your spell check GIVES you…"


      • dude

        You, sir, are a douchebag.



  • Chaosd

    But honey, I swear it's my job to have women kiss me…

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