Famous rock legends – the high school years (19 Photos)

  • Dick trickle

    Maybe ill be 2nd…

    • Dick Trickle

      LOL.. Best name ever..

      • Frankee

        And now ive got in my head moment when Eric Foreman is jelling Dick Trickle :O

    • SlapStick

      Wow, you were first and didn't put "first" epic fail you penis wrinkle.

  • Hrdwood

    #9 Ok… now I understand.

    • Ehh

      Now he gets ALL the girls!

  • http://twitter.com/Couteret @Couteret

    #4 Freddie eventually grew into his teeth it seems.

    • Craig K.

      That's his tongue, not his teeth.

      • Whale

        Nope…that's his teeth. Looks like that wax Halloween shit.

    • http://reamers.org Handjob Murphy

      Poor kid was born with four more teeth than normal. He was always extremely self conscious of them and his moustache helped hide it. He was a genius and an enormous talent. Mock him at your peril.

      • JHL1

        nope – too perilous

      • http://twitter.com/Couteret @Couteret

        I agree that he was an incredible talent, but as an adult his teeth weren't as prominent.

    • Okram

      So thats why he was gay. Couldnt get any girls looking like that.

  • Swizzle dick

    #7 we must kill the batman

    • tom

      No shit that's the 1st thing I thought

    • Hank Hill

      Wanna know how I got these scars?

    • B-to-the-H

      LOL Well-played.

    • ddd

      same joke the past 10 times this gallery has been posted.

      • Hank Hill

        Dammit, ddd. That boy ain't right.

      • Swizzle dick

        That comment is like a rapist….it's going to score whether you like it or not.

  • Jackie Treehorn

    #7 why so serious?

  • No MOAR!

    #7 Dafuq?!

  • h4tr3d

    #16 looks like the guy from american story x.

    • savagecabbage

      the sequel to american history x??

    • Concerned Chiver


    • http://twitter.com/AllTaco @AllTaco

      Is that the knock off, straight-to-video version? I think it can be found next to Transmorphers and Manbat

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      To be fair, he really only missed the 'h' & 'i'

    • Doyle

      That's Dave Mustaine!

  • C money

    They all looked like such nice boys.

  • tv_paul

    #1 Most Likely to some how get some money for this picture being posted.

    • NNF

      No free rides.

    • Game Blouses

      Yeah as a proud member of the KISS ARMY.
      i am ashamed to admit he has diluted the brand

      • tv_paul

        I hear ya. My two boys almost 12 & 10 wanted to see KISS over the summer and they were playing an outdoor venue nearby so I thought great I'll get lawn seats. Unfortunately they want like $150 each for lawn seats. Needless to say we didn't go.

    • Yesmisterjones

      Gyp Rosetti?

    • Okram

      High school photo?!? Gene looks like hes 30!



    No wonder Kirk Hammet is a kick ass guitar player. He spent all of his time practicing because otherwise he would have been bullied and beaten non stop by the other kids.

    • Hara

      Whereas the the dude from Korn was anyway, and still sings about it to this day.
      Who's more metal? Yup.

    • KRS1

      Well he is a huge pussy lol. Watch some kind of monster, he's a crybaby

    • Dom

      Too bad he grew up to be such a pussy!

      • Umbra Fractus

        And by "be such a" you mean "get more … than I [Dom] will ever have."

    • NorCal420

      "he grew up a pussy" really? i am sure he has more money and has accomplished more for the music industry than any of us! \m/ tallica for the win. fuck off

      • FunKiller

        Doesn't mean he isn't a pussy. Have you ever met him? I have, and he's a little bitch boy…..and I grew up learning all of his songs!

        • Hara

          Nah… Lars is the giant douche. I mean, rockstars, you know?

    • Gmoney

      Kick Ass guitar player?? HA HA HA HA HA.

  • N2MotoX

    #1 Who would have thought he would get all the chicks? Fact is guitars are chick magnets regardless of what you look like! Pull off some chords and you'll soon be pulling drawsrtings!

    • meat.

      He's a bassist.

    • MylesofStyles

      Fact is guitars on their own are not chick magnets. You need to add the special ingredient known as "money", for them to be effective.

      • amrith777

        Not always.If you can play,plenty guitarists get laid.I will concede that money ain't gonna HURT the equation!

        • MylesofStyles

          Even a blind pig finds a chestnut now and then. A blind pig with money is swimming in chestnuts. Always. Unless it's a gay pig, in which case I don't want to speculate what he's swimming in.

    • B-to-the-H

      His freakishly long tongue probably didn't hurt his chances with the ladies either.

    • Ranger Rick

      Drawstrings? Get off the Chive Dad!

    • Michele

      As a woman, he's actually pretty attractive here. And that tongue… :p
      Now… not so much.

      • Okram

        Gross. No wonder you flock to this page woman.

  • goforth


    My Great Aunt Edna has the same glasses and hairstyle.

  • reclaimer

    #14 so thats what his face looks like

    • amrith777

      Beat me to it!

  • lame brain

    #3 LOVE!

    • BCbeaut

      always a stud

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #13 He's black????

    • bigcityreem

      Yes man, he's black. Where have you been?

      • SmokeyTheBear

        Apparently being too drunk/high when I watch their concerts on dvd. Knowledge is power!

    • bigcityreem

      Well, he's black and Italian.

      • Hara

        He's Blitalian.

        • TomTheCameraGuy

          Italack hahaha

        • bigcityreem

          I was thinking more like Blatalian, but I see what you did there.

    • mamajama wednesday

      thats why he rolls down rodeo with a shotgun. those people aint seen a brown skinned man since their grand daddy bought one.

    • spliggs

      Was this before or after he 'learned' that the USA was the worst country in the world?

    • misfitlove

      He looks like Snoop's long lost twin

  • bird

    Am I a terrible human being or did anyone else look at #13 and think "Tom Morello isn't black"

    • Yuppp

      Yeah, SmokeyTheBear ^ did.

    • cooktiludrop

      I said the same thing – thought maybe I was thinking of someone else.

    • OmahaDude

      From wiki: Morello is of Irish and Italian descent on his maternal side, and Kikuyu Kenyan descent on his paternal side. Apparently it's a combo Black/Italian fro….

  • hunter

    #7 stephen tyler looks like he had a face transplant…

    • Notknowing

      Yup…but still looks like the Joker. Just add makeup.

  • Stick

    Only decent looking kid ends up like this.

    • amrith777

      First-Even then Bill Bailey looked like a whiny little bitch/asshole.
      Second-Kurt Cobain looked plenty wholesome,IMO.

  • Yep


    • Derp

      That's my favorite candy too!

  • MylesofStyles

    #4 Holy shit, look at them choppers. He could eat an apple through a chain-link fence.

    • Yep

      I don't see any motorcycles in that photo..

    • ChicO85T

      well played sir

    • Almost138

      It's, he can eat corn on the cob through a picket fence, but yeah…I'm picking up what you're layin' down.

      • MylesofStyles

        I'm wary of copyright infringement.

  • Sterling Rod

    Looks like Freddie Mercury is being played by Flick with the fake teeth in Christmas Story.

  • KatieOKCCO

    #19 I laughed way too hard at this… is it 5:00 yet?!

    • Yerp

      It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Time for a cocktail. (I laughed way to hard at this also).

    • bigcityreem

      Keyboard Cat hasn't changed a bit.

  • Dylan

    Thanks for clearing that up #10

    • Kelso

      Huh, I thought that was Hyde from that 70s show.

  • Sterling Rod

    #18 SO SAY WE ALL

    • Stick

      Some Battlestar Galatica up in here?

  • Dave

    Who knew Tyler and Sidney Crosby were related… Ha!

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