By far the fastest way to get through a border checkpoint (Video)

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  • crokdure

    #1 awsome vidz ! Poor border man…

    • ghost

      poor bloke probably got fired for not doing his job properly.

  • Twiztidct

    I wouldn't want to hear it either…

    • mtpuckhead

      This guy wins at life!

  • RandomTask09

    Oh, you need a Bible?… I tried this with a Quran.
    Can someone please pay my bail.

    • kidn

      To find that kind of money you'll have to find someone with the Torah.

      • bunny

        LMFAO, But what are the chances of finding someone with a Torah who's willing to bail out a guy with a Quran? 0.000211%?

    • Iso

      I would love to try this with Dianetics but I doubt I could keep a straight face.

  • Tiber_Septim

    Border guard thought he was crazy, Bible works every time

    • gron

      actually that guy really is crazy. search for him on youtube. He is a bit of a bigoted bible thumper who like getting into fights with the border patrol. He has a vid where his face is all bloody after getting into it with the border patrol. this is who that guy really is.

      • DisgustingMan

        Thanks for the link. Those other videos are less funny and more infuriating (See: This guy seems like he wants to instigate trouble for no reason at all. "Oh, there's nothing in my trunk and I'm doing absolutely nothing wrong? Let me act really suspicious, refuse to answer questions and refuse a standard inspection. What do you mean the cops are now going to arrest me because they can't verify whether I'm committing a crime?! I just don't understand! You're persecuting me for my beliefs!"

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  • Joey

    Know your rights, flex your rights. Good job buddy :)

  • kidn

    couldn't do it. i'd be afraid that they'd call my bluff..

  • Scott

    Hey chive, you show trannys gettin married and this video in same week..makes me think about the green shirt I wear!

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      • 5280Blazin

        To put it simply nobody cares what you do with your shirt, you seem like an asshole.

        • 5280Blazin

          ok I am

          • 5280Blazin

            fresh out of

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                  • 5280Blazin

                    There it is, so the reason for this ^^^^^^^ is my comment kept getting deleted and then I found another fuck, turns out you cannot say nite(spelled correctly) or it will be automatically deleted.

                    • 5280Blazin

                      Fuck shit piss cocksucker motherfucker and tits

                    • 5280Blazin

                      yet you can't say nite lol I think I found a problem here Chive

    • 5280Blazin

      Hey fuck you administrator quit being a dick

    • Evotru

      I don't get?

    • Nevenem

      This video is funny! Guy is fooling border man! If you don't get it send shirt to me in Croatia. I'll wear it.

    • boo

      Don't wear it and be gone with you then. Nobody will mind.

    • HardTruths

      If you're that much of a bigot and an asshole, I think the Chive family is better off without you.

      • Scott

        You must be the tranny

  • muz

    He is a genius because I know how I feel when preachers try to push there beliefs on me, I ask them to leave just like the boarder patrol guy

    • juju bee

      Thank you, Captain Obvious!

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  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    The cartels are taking notes from this guy

  • bermy

    Why do Americans try to push their freedoms all the time? You know your rights why not cooperate for the sake of people trying to do their jobs.. you prove nothing trying to fight the man…who is surprisingly isn't that border agents who's day you would've made worse.

    • Americaaaaaa

      Shut up faggot

  • Dave

    Go on…

  • Adrian Garcia

    This video has was stupid! He probably has a line of cars behind him. like he wants to listen to this guy.

  • FrankyBoy

    In which country was this video shot?

    • Andrew

      My best guess would be US/Canadian border

  • nojoke420

    This is the same guy who got his ass kicked a few years ago because he refused a search after a drug dog hit on his car and has prayed for the death of President Obama in his sermons. He's a 1st degree assclown.

  • Canucks_Rule

    that's how the terrorists did it.

  • Macro

    Hey let's be a prick for no reason and endanger the job of a hardworking border guard. Take this crap down.

    • LOLP

      Or maybe he could do his job correctly???

    • Si1entStatic

      That's you in the video isn't it? afraid the boss will see it…..

  • @JstLkeUimagined

    Wow. Some of you need to lighten up a little. Take a breath, drink some coffee, get laid and come back when you are in a better mood. :)

    • OhioChiver

      ^^ Truer words have seldom been spoken. ;)

  • sam

    He would of been screwed if that dude said yes

    • Mark

      would have

  • @Alyssaroo3

    No, fastest way to get through border patrol is driving your car through with navy decals. Barely have to stop.

    • Tim

      same thing I thought. Roll up with the military ID out, they glace at the window, see the green card and I don't think I've ever made a complete stop.

  • beasty

    The easiest way to handle a situation like this is to express your religous beliefs or lack there of with conviction and honesty. If you have a problem doing that, then I suggest spending some time on it. At least in a free country, your are entitled to your beliefs. I don't suggest this method on the borders of Iraq/Iran, Pakistan/Afghanistan, Turkey/Syria etc ……

  • nacirema

    that escalated quickly!

  • Joe

    Lets see if a mexican or asian get the same result first before we claim victory

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