Soooo…. you got wasted (27 Photos)

Are you wasted? Get your shit together and send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • matt

    fuck you riser!!!!!


      I can see how your mind went blank

  • johnny

    #26 just read that in bane voice and laughed way too much

  • B Dub

    #2 You never bring out the pizza and flat of beer until AFTER your friends have helped you move!
    #4 I have no idea what caused this, but I want in on it!!!

    • kreutz

      The guys in the background seriously disappoint me

    • fun police

      RE #4: roofies, most likely

  • josh

    #21 where do get that?

    • Snoogans1080

      Sobleman's, Milwaukee WI, USA

      • 29er


    • bingo

      If that, as it appears to be, is a cheeseburger and hors d'oeuvres growing out of a bloody mary, I may lose my mind.

    • Thror

      That, Sir, is one hell of a liquid salad (and a Sprecher on the side.) Good Wisconsin health food. I've never been there, but it's now on my short list. Thanks, Snoogans, for locating it.

    • NakedJenny

      It's a manbouquet…. a Man'quet!
      Who knew liquor and burgers could sound so upscale 😉

  • CallMe Maybe

    #25 Suffice to say, Bozo was not welcomed back.

    • Loki

      Read my mind.

    • AssClown

      Contrary to popular belief, when clowns get shitfaced, we get explosive diarrhea instead of blowing technicolour chunks.

    • NakedJenny

      If I walked in to find this, I'd get excited.

  • NobleChive

    #17. Feel free to keep pushIng that right on to my house. Chive on my fellow Sunday drinkers!

    • uhavenotaste


    • ATXjames

      Yeah same here. I used to live in that hood. Riverside meadows in Austin TX. Pretty sure this is about 4 houses from mine. I have partied in everyones back yard over the years.

      • stan

        wrong its leander

  • Kato

    #4 I call this position "The Chimera".

  • N2MotoX

    #27 They should be holding a ber reaching for their bra!

  • Honey boo boo

    Youre doing it right….From Texas!

    • turdferguson

      Yep, definitely a TX chiver, shiner bock

  • April C.

    #9 When's the Nacogdoches meet up?!

    • saltytrey

      He's a Lumberjack and he's OK!

  • tjo55555

    #4 I like where this is going

  • FitHitTheShan


    The man with no shadow!!!

    • FitHitTheShan

      #19 God Damn It.

      • bingo

        It's on the ground. Where all the rest of the shadows are.

      • washisname-o

        His heel is by the front front fog light of the mercedes and the shadow stretches all the way under the red car

  • Matticus

    #25 what a party pooper…

    • Pandamancer

      Fucking genius.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #24 – beats the hell outta minestrone.

  • Hrdwood

    #7 Not drunk… just victims of the latest Twilight movie…


    God damn you're annoying, no one cares

  • sledneck600

    looks comfy

  • Bradley Shapiro

    #17 my friend… buddy ol' pal. Can I come over?

    • ATXgal512

      love this guy!

      • stan


  • Ryan Class of '04


    Axe'm Jacks! I miss the free sopapillas at La Carreta!

  • this guy says

    #18 the lonely guy just starts to fade in to the back round

  • tralfaz

    #18 Soon.

  • dreez

    I got wasted this weekend 😦

  • UB2SLO


    Axe Em! Class of 06.

    • KRS1

      That guy's gut is outta control

  • Solitaire

    #9 That man will rue the day he finds out about "The Ocho"…
    For those uninitiated, its a terrible device found at truck stops and gift shops built to contain the volume of 8 shots.

    I had mixed emotions the day it fell from the counter and broke, tears of joy or sadness? Who really knows.

  • Smitty


    Fuck you Kent!

    • Moses


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