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Daily Morning Awesomeness (40 Photos)

November 19, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Morning Awesomeness

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guy

Ohh my gawwd! First!

IamAwesome

I remember my first beer
Hill quick

Hmm.. Anyone else notice that there are no more "James f'in Bond" type drops anymore after the movie has come out? Viral advertising… He who pays the piper calls the tune

Still_Counts

#23

I saw what she did there…

Richard

And it keeps getting cleverer every time I see it!
IamAwesome

All I see is boobs
Frankee

Wow.. shes touching her pussy ;] mmm

guy

Watching Dexter…
Second
Tiber_Septim

#2 yup it's a chick

Richard

Shouldn't it be a white, fluffy cat?
kigero

Don't let the size fool you that's a baby phoenix that he just plucked straight from its birthing fire

Tiber_Septim

#35 In your face! Win!

etcrr

*you're

bbqpork

you failed english, didn't you?

etcrr

*English

JustKidding

**enGrISh
YouR welcome!!!1!!1
Not your, English

You're a moron

Whisper Yang

*Mormon

Lev

Take that, gravity!
http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

This guy rules

MissVega84

Tiber Septim was correct the first time. "You're = you+are " so he used "your" correctly…gosh

Pekel

Maybe they really think he meant "In you are face! Win!"
emailhobo

Sure is fun when some grammar prick fails! Isn't it?

hater

#26. Carbon fiber stormtrooper armor?!? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY $$$.

http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

Most expensive stormtrooper suit ever.
TommyKnockers

That shit is Bad Ass

Boo ya

It's safe to say we need to find that pussy! #23

Lucas_Schmidt

Guys she really looks like a girl from my hometown and her name is Luisa Vieira Boff, try it on facebook.
Dr_StrangePants

Why, did the fella run-off?
Oh No!
bobby

posted on reddit about her not moving for 30 min because cat was asleep. finding her won't be hard
Levian

wow, must have moar!
4433

we need i saw this, i thought 'some douche bag is going to make a pussy joke'
4433

when i saw this, i thought 'some douche bag is going to make a pussy joke'
http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

and pet it!

Phill

#2 is Putin just before his mid-morning snack.
Cowthang

#35 Beverly Hills Ninja is alive and flipping

6655321

Great White Ninja.
hi_steaks

this a-moooo-ses me
Wogga

I thought that was going to end in tears.

Hucks

I thought it was going to end in burgers.

Hats off to the fella, though.

0_0

#26 Holy Expensive costume Batman!
http://twitter.com/gcole_72 @gcole_72

#30 I ordered 4 boxes of twinkies off of ebay as soon as i found out.

Twinkles

why?? they are still going to make them

http://twitter.com/gcole_72 @gcole_72

Either way, I have 40 spongy, yellow, delicious bastards to munch on.

MonkeyMadness

You know how I know you're stupid?

Dr_StrangePants

A colleague showed me how an 8 pack of Twinkies is apparently worth $25 on Ebay.
So as ridiculous as this junk food is, its looking more and more like a commodity to invest in.

Smick

We better hope there's no zombie apocolypse…

Stinky Dog

WAIT!! All is not lost!!! Twinkies may live on yet! http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/twinkies-may…

ChurchoftheFonz

Mexican Twinkies. Their mascot goes from Twinkie the Kid to Speedy Gonzales…

Bill Nye

Well twinkies never de-compose so I would see why they would hold some value!

Reptar

Wrong, and I thought you were a scientist bill. For shame!

laura

ehh #31 think you're doin it wrong
6655321

#28 Female dog; bitches take your money.

http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

Bitches love money.

tkk

#17 It's the only way to be sure.
#18 A sad time for America. A moment of silence for the twinkie (and hohos)

Alas

#30 see? Without Hostess something is just….off. It's okay that you tagged the wrong image. We understand, it's a difficult time
SantaFeTrain

#18 has a Chilean flag on it.

ander

#23 So my friend says there's a cat in this picture somewhere…. I dont see it

brian

its between her legs , if you rub it , it will purr

Richard

#13 Aw man, I'm so jealous.

I love chips.

kcco hockey

Grand rapids vipers fan is why that boy needs a real jersey

dudeski

its the Detroit Vipers

that dude

#27 bitch I'm FABULOUS

Notknowing

It hurts just looking at this pic.

unstablegirl

#22 But you forgot your complimentary pamphlets!

IamAwesome

Hip. Hip Hop. Hip Hop Anonymous?

JustAnotherGuy

If you French fry when you should have Pizza'd, you're going to have a bad time

LouisvilleChiver

#20 Ooo – Piece of Candy… Ooo – Piece of Candy… Ooo – Piece of Candy…

http://www.facebook.com/phoenixv8 phoenixv8

Even though its been years since I saw that episode, I still read that in James Woods' voice

LouisvilleChiver

Me too!!! LMAO!!! Chive On!!!

MMA_PITBULL

#25 Bitches love Chocolate

#36 Im serious people keep it up with these Gay Breaking Bad memes and Heisenberg is going to slip some Ricin in your next meal or cigarette

Chris

#25 also has a picture where most of the chocolate husband was eaten at the crotch…

MonkeyMadness

#13 The Forever Alone flavored mmm….
King Kong

#40 number of the week

Dan

And then they cuddled.

MonkeyMadness

#40 How you know when the milk has gone BAD.

OhioChiver

Going to the grocery store has always been a Thriller anyhoo. B)
JMAC

Only smooth criminals leave without paying.

Manbearbig

Jesus that's terrifying. #22

Smick

Nearly as terrifying as when the real deal rings the door bell

Acidvolta

#27 Bitch I'm FABULOUS!

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