Get low, get dirty, and have yourself a good time (38 Photos & Video)

And for no good reason at all….this video.

  • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

    #4 …. You are so cute! Sexy bod!

    • Coop

      shes also soooo little!!! look the light / dimmer switch next to her! maybe its just oddly high on the wall. her bewbs are door handle high!

      • chivester

        a spinner!

    • Boy scout

      This is actually a boy!

    • lucid_eye

      makes you just want to pick her up and carry her around in your pocket.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I would like to go just one single day without wanting to masturbate, dammit!!!!

    • mopar_man


    • SOhioChiver

      #4 Cute ! Love the Pigtails!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #21 Scissor me timbers

    • gclark

      Looks like somebody already scissored your poor little timber.

    • my head hurts

      so what do we scissor or something?

    • TrueCaper

      Thank you Rusty .. I just spent the last 5 minutes explaining to a 43 year old coworker what scissoring is after I laughed and yelled "Scissor me timbers" at work.

  • Jimmy_Recard

    You should try:

  • RandomTask09

    #7: No, stupid Twilight was released the same weekend… Lincoln got killed at the theater for the second time.

    • Markpong

      Yep… Literally laughed out loud at that one… Nicely done…


    #2….that is a lot of Ass

    #28….so damn hot

    #35….and people wonder why she fucked somebody else lol

  • G_Had

    What movie is #13 from?

    • The Bandit

      Haven't seen it….but could be from "I Love You Phillip Morris" with J. Carrey.

      • G_Had

        Thaaaank you!

    • TrueCaper

      Some movie that came out after Jim Carrey's career turned to garbage

  • @NorCalChiver

    #28 if only she was talking about mine….

    • Anjin-San

      could watch that gif all day long

    • Hugh

      your rooster?

    • Hank Hill

      If she was talkin about yours, she probably would have said peepee.

      • @NorCalChiver

        ha! boy toy burned me good man. man, a small penis joke, how did i not see that coming? i mean really, i should have, but i didn't. boy do i feel dumb now, you really got me bro.

        • @NorCalChiver

          why does that say "toy"? it's supposed to say "you"…. i need to prof read more

          • davo

            i prefer legal age chicks

  • Muadieb

    #19 Excuse me internet while I find the rest of this image. Also, #4 #28… That is all.

  • SuperSaiyanSwagger64

    Is'nt #39 whats her face dead?

    • That Guy

      Paula Dean? Nope, but she is di-abetic. So close, yet so far.

    • @NorCalChiver

      "bitch you just jealous of my super saiyan swagger"

  • Ace

    I wish she was talking about mine. #28

  • gclark

    #4 Pigtails get me everytime, Id even take covered up in a school uniform.

    And the video was great, just what I need at 2am.

    • Mike Hunt

      Yeah they get me horny too when I'm out on the pig farm

  • That Guy

    Be careful #11, or you might start saying #28, and the only thing you can give next Christmas will be #2

    • Anjin-San

      you sir have a dirty sense of humor, and I like it

  • Peasoupdoughboy

    #32 WTF

  • whyme1973

    #4 I love the innocent yet very naughty look. Send more.

  • don'tmesswithtexas

    #2 where do i apply?
    #28 she is really saying I love this song

    • hamtime

      I love his thong?

  • Name

    Chive, if you take posts from Reddit, please include the caption with it. Otherwise, its only half funny….

    • joe

      Reddit is retardedly set up. TheChive atleast makes it user friendly

  • Anonymous

    #7 too soon?

  • UncleRoast

    #28 Ha! She speaks with such passion!

  • Joel J

    #11 Out of the friend zone.

  • cadaver

    For the love of all that is seductive please find and post MOAR of #4

  • Lazy Jake

    get off your high horse #18

  • Takingbackcider

    #35 There's 4 movies but just 5 seconds of them is worth seeing…

    • Falthor

      truthfully she has better outfits than this one… I would say at least 25 seconds.

  • DickFister

    Cause sometimes you just have to skull fuck a bitch

    • Dr_StrangePants

      well shit…now i've got a weird, new fantasy cause of you.

    • herp de derp

      nasty looking shit-stain. she needs to wipe better

  • @chive_crazy


  • I Eats Bacon

    #37 LIKE BOSS

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