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I declare this bridge open for business (9 Photos)

November 21, 2012 | In: FAIL, Foreigners, Funny

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This bridge opened recently in the Kirov region of Russia. It cost about a million bucks and it's working great so far….

: Two weeks later…

The bridge today.

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Tduggz

First?

adum

yea, congrats. you can die happy now

Question_Mark_

and soon please

Sam

everybody hates you

Disciple

Even me..

wow

In Soviet Russia, post firsts you!

Americaaaaaa

In Russia lake bridges you

tim

It would be more accurate to say "in soviet Russia, lake crosses bridge."

PepperDog

Douchebag troll. Yakov Smirnoff you are not.

Pokes

Meh, it's water under the bridge now.

Shenanigans

Best comments ever
JHL1

*over
mike

more like water over the brige

Americaaaaaa

I was trying to be quick to try and block somebody from writing "first"
I failed
Mikey Mack

In Soviet Russia Bridge crosses You!

http://www.facebook.com/ivan.navarro.31 Ivan Navarro

passwordistaco

shut up Ivan you talk too much

sirwiggelz

Well that escalated quickly

Mars

That was fast

betoson

that's what she said

Mark

#2 "Alright it's finished!"
#8 "…..shit…."
drahma

We told you not to spray so much holly water on it… lol

Holy Moly

You're right. They should have used Holy water instead.

burrito

Holly? Are you really that fucking stupid?

Holy fuck are people stupid.

drahma

Sorry bro, this is my third language. How many languages do you know? stupid…

Capt'n

This is 'Merica, we speak English only

A BiPolar Guy

This is the Internet, not America. Also known as the entire planet.

Bollmannp-on-wheels

They should have made it from empty vodka bottles.
Fedor

meanwhile
Jared

Go go Engineering.
passwordistaco

#9 Before AND After
Tom

Just laughed my ass off. Friggin' Russians. However, the wolves and wildlife are thriving in Chernobyl.
Yeah

<img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30587297.jpg" width="250">
http://twitter.com/xgbarry @xgbarry

its like the time Bart Simpson's school contracted the mafia to make their school wheel chair safe for… milhouse?

Tim

For Bart. He was in the wheelchair.

KayMan

where's the "genius derp face engineer meme" when u need it?

memeGuy

See below!

Guest

Sick of that meme. Ready for the next one to have their 15 minutes

Hrdwood

When approached by reporters, Simon & Garfunkle replied: "No comment…"

WileEOne

I see what you did there…
Big Joe

Well played.
Red

It took me a couple of seconds… well done.
Dre

And then after they said no comment a douche bag came in and said "first"
Then Vladimir Putin shot him in the nut wad.

https://www.facebook.com/belarphoto BelaR Photo

http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/clap%20clap%2…

Gross Toasties

There would have to be live pussy and a sack of fried chicken on that site to make it worth opening…

http://thechive.com F3n1x187

Dafuq!!!!
memeGuy

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Guest

This meme is played out! Never was really cool to begin with. Next!

Juan R

Wa hapend?
voonoo

silly russians bridges are for merica

Simon

I'm hoping there some sarcasm in there. Cough, cough, Tacoma, cough. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-zczJXSxnw

Boston Rugger

#5 As a bridge engineer this is extremely sad. A few people made some mistakes on this one.

Dar

That's the kind of shit that happens when engineers get involved. Should have been left to the locals.

TheFalconer

Hey dipsh%t, your computer was designed by us engineers!

Dar

Yep and notice how reliable they are too.

Boston Rugger

If you think that locals could design a better bridge you are very mistaken. I'm not sure what the standard are in mother russia but in the US they are very high.

alex

The mistake was being Russian. 'Russian' and 'quality' are usually never found in the same sentence, except this one.

TheRealLomo

"Come over to Russia and take the 'Bottom of a lake tour' and see if you can count all the bodies! Note, no lifeguard on duty because fuck it."

bin

10 points if you tried to read that in a russian accent

TheRealLomo

If it counts I wrote it in an accent.

Cutty

- Quick, we need to laundry some of our bribe money!
- Let's build a 50k bridge and say it cost us a million?
- Okay.
tv_paul

#3#4#8 Putin on a good show but I give them low Marx for engineering.

Steve_French

Hard to blame them, they were really Russian to get it done before the deadline
Hrdwood

Maybe if they hadn't been rushin' through it…

WileEOne

Well, they were told repeatedly to quit stallin'…

Verbal_Kint

The orders were very clear. They didn't Minsk works.

Yeah

I'm calling Bolshevik.
http://twitter.com/JustinYnolds @JustinYnolds

Why do the locals keep Putin up with this garbage?
tv_paul

It really is quite Biz-czar
Fuwangadoo

They should have………not……been in such a……..hurry because they're in Russia. Borscht.
Verbal_Kint

They threw their hand an the air and proclaimed So-viet..
Verbal_Kint

#4 No one Steppes on this bridge until i bless it.
Verbal_Kint

#7
Vadimir: Igor, how I going to lift these huge bridge pieces from river?
Igor: Do it with Ukraine…

Hrdwood

Holy crap man… when you get on a roll… I can't stop laughing… I'm RED in the face.

Verbal_Kint

Thanks man.Sometimes if flows, sometimes not… When I get on a tear the shit almost writes itself.

Insnsprtn

Svrider right?

Mikey Mack

It was so unstable when the water started to Rock-man-in-off
snap

Marx was german, but fair enough! :p

Lou

I wouldn't want to be the engineer who designed this bridge

http://twitter.com/JustinYnolds @JustinYnolds

Please, tell us more.
Sal

He is probably swimming with the fishes… right next to the bridge
TheRealLomo

I would. Easiest job ever.

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