I declare this bridge open for business (9 Photos)

This bridge opened recently in the Kirov region of Russia. It cost about a million bucks and it's working great so far….

The bridge today.

  • Tduggz


    • adum

      yea, congrats. you can die happy now

      • Question_Mark_

        and soon please

    • Sam

      everybody hates you

      • Disciple

        Even me..

    • wow

      In Soviet Russia, post firsts you!

  • Americaaaaaa

    In Russia lake bridges you

    • tim

      It would be more accurate to say "in soviet Russia, lake crosses bridge."

      • PepperDog

        Douchebag troll. Yakov Smirnoff you are not.

    • Pokes

      Meh, it's water under the bridge now.

      • Shenanigans

        Best comments ever

      • JHL1


      • mike

        more like water over the brige

    • Americaaaaaa

      I was trying to be quick to try and block somebody from writing "first"
      I failed

    • Mikey Mack

      In Soviet Russia Bridge crosses You!

  • http://www.facebook.com/ivan.navarro.31 Ivan Navarro
    • passwordistaco

      shut up Ivan you talk too much

      • sirwiggelz

        Well that escalated quickly

  • Mars

    That was fast

    • betoson

      that's what she said

  • Mark

    #2 "Alright it's finished!"
    #8 "…..shit…."

  • drahma

    We told you not to spray so much holly water on it… lol

    • Holy Moly

      You're right. They should have used Holy water instead.

      • burrito

        Holly? Are you really that fucking stupid?

        Holy fuck are people stupid.

        • drahma

          Sorry bro, this is my third language. How many languages do you know? stupid…

          • Capt'n

            This is 'Merica, we speak English only

            • A BiPolar Guy

              This is the Internet, not America. Also known as the entire planet.

  • Bollmannp-on-wheels

    They should have made it from empty vodka bottles.

  • Fedor


  • Jared

    Go go Engineering.

  • passwordistaco

    #9 Before AND After

  • Tom

    Just laughed my ass off. Friggin' Russians. However, the wolves and wildlife are thriving in Chernobyl.

  • Yeah
  • http://twitter.com/xgbarry @xgbarry

    its like the time Bart Simpson's school contracted the mafia to make their school wheel chair safe for… milhouse?

    • Tim

      For Bart. He was in the wheelchair.

  • KayMan

    where's the "genius derp face engineer meme" when u need it?

    • memeGuy

      See below!

      • Guest

        Sick of that meme. Ready for the next one to have their 15 minutes

  • Hrdwood

    When approached by reporters, Simon & Garfunkle replied: "No comment…"

    • WileEOne

      I see what you did there…

    • Big Joe

      Well played.

    • Red

      It took me a couple of seconds… well done.

    • Dre

      And then after they said no comment a douche bag came in and said "first"
      Then Vladimir Putin shot him in the nut wad.

  • https://www.facebook.com/belarphoto BelaR Photo
    • Gross Toasties

      There would have to be live pussy and a sack of fried chicken on that site to make it worth opening…

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187


  • memeGuy
    • Guest

      This meme is played out! Never was really cool to begin with. Next!

  • Juan R

    Wa hapend?

  • voonoo

    silly russians bridges are for merica

    • Simon

      I'm hoping there some sarcasm in there. Cough, cough, Tacoma, cough.

  • Boston Rugger

    #5 As a bridge engineer this is extremely sad. A few people made some mistakes on this one.

    • Dar

      That's the kind of shit that happens when engineers get involved. Should have been left to the locals.

      • TheFalconer

        Hey dipsh%t, your computer was designed by us engineers!

        • Dar

          Yep and notice how reliable they are too.

          • Boston Rugger

            If you think that locals could design a better bridge you are very mistaken. I'm not sure what the standard are in mother russia but in the US they are very high.

    • alex

      The mistake was being Russian. 'Russian' and 'quality' are usually never found in the same sentence, except this one.

  • TheRealLomo

    "Come over to Russia and take the 'Bottom of a lake tour' and see if you can count all the bodies! Note, no lifeguard on duty because fuck it."

    • bin

      10 points if you tried to read that in a russian accent

      • TheRealLomo

        If it counts I wrote it in an accent.

  • Cutty

    – Quick, we need to laundry some of our bribe money!
    – Let's build a 50k bridge and say it cost us a million?
    – Okay.

  • tv_paul

    #3#4#8 Putin on a good show but I give them low Marx for engineering.

    • Steve_French

      Hard to blame them, they were really Russian to get it done before the deadline

    • Hrdwood

      Maybe if they hadn't been rushin' through it…

      • WileEOne

        Well, they were told repeatedly to quit stallin'…

        • Verbal_Kint

          The orders were very clear. They didn't Minsk works.

    • Yeah

      I'm calling Bolshevik.

    • http://twitter.com/JustinYnolds @JustinYnolds

      Why do the locals keep Putin up with this garbage?

    • tv_paul

      It really is quite Biz-czar

    • Fuwangadoo

      They should have………not……been in such a……..hurry because they're in Russia. Borscht.

    • Verbal_Kint

      They threw their hand an the air and proclaimed So-viet..

    • Verbal_Kint

      #4 No one Steppes on this bridge until i bless it.

    • Verbal_Kint

      Vadimir: Igor, how I going to lift these huge bridge pieces from river?
      Igor: Do it with Ukraine…

      • Hrdwood

        Holy crap man… when you get on a roll… I can't stop laughing… I'm RED in the face.

        • Verbal_Kint

          Thanks man.Sometimes if flows, sometimes not… When I get on a tear the shit almost writes itself.

          • Insnsprtn

            Svrider right?

    • Mikey Mack

      It was so unstable when the water started to Rock-man-in-off

    • snap

      Marx was german, but fair enough! :p

  • Lou

    I wouldn't want to be the engineer who designed this bridge

    • http://twitter.com/JustinYnolds @JustinYnolds

      Please, tell us more.

    • Sal

      He is probably swimming with the fishes… right next to the bridge

    • TheRealLomo

      I would. Easiest job ever.

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