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Kids and and wild animals are like peas and carrots (28 Photos)

November 21, 2012 | In: Animals, Random

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#19, #26
That's stupid.

iheartboobiez

Some great example's of parents of the year. #18 is pretty wacked out as well

cdnSamSquanch

I think this one wins stupid parent award

Bill

It's all fun and games until the baby is eaten.

sdg

Yep.
Ace

#15 is a savannah cat..They're not wild.

Verbal_Kint

I want one. A friend told me you can get retired breeders for a couple hundred bucks. She's had 2 of them. Apparently their temperament is very dog-like.

ImALoserBaby

yeah, you can teach them tricks and walk them.

Verbal_Kint

fucking awesome…

Cudaman

They like the water too! They will try to join you in the shower.
keystone183

Yeah, including pissing all over everyting.

penguin slayer

they are wild

yeah

yeah they are domesticated wild cats, A house cat bread with a Savannah cat, damn things can go for $20k for a pure breed

stoptherepeats

It's a serval. They are wild and can be aggressive.
Loki

I'm in Australia and our government banned them, fuckers!

Mally

i want #15 so badly… and #25 will haunt my dreams for all time…
FUPA

FAPPED SO HARD
RealZoo

Seems legit.
DickFister

#1
mmmm burritos!

Anonymous

What parent sees a bear aproaching their children and thinks "where's my camera?!"

Triple H

Perhaps a little photo shop

jreddy23

#4 …the fuck is my skin doin on your leg?
Schnizz56

#26 om nom nom

Germophobe

Constrictors often carry a ton of salmonella; not good 0_o

Verbal_Kint

Some of these look a bot dangerous. I've been bit by snakes a few times and those were tiny compared to these. It's like a mouth full of razor blades. Not fun…

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huh?

dude, thats just a prop from "aliens vs. predators", right??

Sean

On a serious note, no, that's a real skull of a real python or boa. The teeth are meant to keep prey from pulling away without serious injury.

Martin McFly

A Graboid. That's clearly a Graboid.

jreddy23

#9 The most disturbing thing is the blood spot on his shoulder…like this isn't his first rodeo in that button up.

thom

And that water color is revolting!

I Eats Bacon

#12 sculpture. #5 'shopped

GRyde

If that thing was real that little wall surely wouldn't contain it. Plus they stink like death. Would be inclined to pet one.

GRyde

Wouldn't (ugh)

Awesome

Holy sh*t, a living sculpture!?!?!?
Sean

Why must you take all the magic from the world?

http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

What the fuck… I want a pet lion. Or a cheetah, they're cuter when they're young.

Really?

Cheetahs are great, adorable when young and the most tame of all the big cats. Plus due to their body shape they're the only one that couldn't kill you, either. Well I'm sure they could, but it would take a miracle shot, not like a lion or leopard that would just deliver the skull crushing bite.

whatever

If a grown cheetah can kill a 100kg antilope that is much more athletic and strong than me and also armed with tougher skin, at least half metre horns and hooves, I bet it can kill me easily in a couple of minutes.

biggles

Nope, a cheetah would have to bite you on the neck. Which is a hard thing to do.

Where as, bigger cats, have the crushing power to break your bones. No matter where they bite. Not to mention the strength that they can exude. Where as a cheetah really does have a much weaker upper body and alot less muscle mass.

Even their front paws move differently than that of the big cats, that depend alot more on grasping than tripping their prey as the cheetah does.

If your going to go a wild cat. Cheetah is the ONLY cat that in a bad mood, will hurt you like fuck. But won't kill you.

http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

Glad representatives from Animal Planet dropped by to give advice before I made the mistake of buying a lion.

Jesse

#28 Was it good for you, too?

Jen

STOP LION!
WileEOne

He'd tell her yes, but he'd be lyin'…
Cudaman

He's a real animal in bed
Giblets

Pretty certain that's a well know actress, I just bloody can't remember who lol.

Methos

Melanie Griffith, Nathalie Kay "Tippi" Hedren's daughter. Lion's name was Togar.

johnny

what are you doing? just lion in bed watching you

tv_paul

#21 There Grrrrreat…oops wrong feline.
DARSH

I never got an alligator ride. What a wasted childhood I had.

Mike

Gonna have to settle for mustache rides.

jebuz

#17 is the only one on here thats ok. The parents of the rest should be shot

BiGMikE

that shit was so much fun as a kid
April C.

I raised a lamb for ffa and he did this when I sold him. I was so proud that he knocked that kid off in 3 seconds flat!!
El Chicken

Good old fashioned mutton bust'n
Gallus

No, I think shooting is too good for the jerk parents. Imprison them withthe animals they posed their children with. When the animals get hungry, the lessons will begin.

Darrell

#21 MOOOOMMMMM! Simba ate the decoder ring again!
kath

Jeez no wonder toddler are getting eaten by packs of African Dogs. Stupid ass parents…..

nbree

That's the first thing that popped into my head. Especially at #24.

BCbeaut

#24 honestly wtf?

Jared

Especially after the Pittsburgh Zoo incident….too early?!
fuzzleg

surely it would have been easier to lift up just the child….

Gilgamesh1979

PS, #28 is a young Melanie Griffith (way before the excessive plastic surgery)
ImALoserBaby

this is a very disturbing upload (granted, most likely most of these animals were probably reared by humans), but still, freaks me out.
rugerhoyt

#15
If that was a bobcat he'd be worth a pretty penny with all those spots! Looked good tanned on the wall too!

rugerhoyt

Damn…

Look*
usuck

If that was your face it would good smashed against an anvil…douchebag
PappyCrux

Bobcat = short tail or "bobbed" tail.

nodon

#26 – one order of Salmonella, coming up!

MylesofStyles

Is it just me or does "Salmonella" sound like a delicious salmon flavored spread for breads and crackers?

nodon

Yes! From the makers of nutella.

Jesse

yup… I had a Marine who ate a gecko raw because he thought he was a bad a$$ and ended up with Salmonella and was all messed up.

nodon

gag – I heard that it could happen, but never knew that it did. Move it out of the urban myth category.

Brent

#12 Statue.

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