A Very Happy Thanksgiving edition of your Morning Awesomeness (53 Photos & Video)

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  • Flprojekt

    #13 you forgot unicorns

  • SomeGuy

    #27 Someone Miss??

  • fuckalljugalos

    picture 47 is a fag. fuckin pussy ass juggalo

  • https://www.facebook.com/wayne.oconnell.5 Wayne O'Connell

    Way to kill our holiday fun Abril. Thanks for blocking your content.

  • The Village Idiot

    I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. I know I won't. I'll be at Walmart. No, I won't be shopping. So once all you non-productive, societal leaching, turkey, potato, dressing, corn, yam, cranberry, pumpkin pie, apple pie, cherry and blueberry pie, eating slackers have had enough, please be sure to stop by to say hi while me and my co-works try to keep this economy afloat. (Since none of you seem to care at this juncture.) But don't do it until you've got a few beers in ya and your whiny kids are really tired and cranky because otherwise it's no friggin' fun!

  • CanadianPiper

    #29 I take a ride on that moustache

  • http://www.facebook.com/burracho Brandon Beverly

    Thanks to our men and woman in service for everything you do.
    Thanks to all the loyal chivers who make this world a better place.

    If any chiver's have the time please check out this fundraiser for a friend with stage 4 lung cancer.



  • The Village Idiot

    #34. Book Of Job: 39:9-10.

    9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?

    10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?

    • Derp Derpington

      Don't forget Numbers 24:8 "God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce them through with his arrows."

      Yet millions of idiots still take this cobbled together work of plagiarized fiction seriously. I just wish I could be around in 2000 years to see if the idiots of that era worship Harry Potter as if he were anything more than a figment of someone's imagination.

  • SLy_C

    Happy Turkey Day 'Merica!

    … now what the hell am I going to do at work for the next 2 days?!?

    Unofficial Chive meetup in MTL??? Who's in?

  • SLy_C

    Judging by your name I'm sure you'll find something else on the internet to occupy you…

  • Stick

    Why do people still put things in the form of a question when using Google?
    Are they retarded?

  • eL Ray

    there's piss on the rim #27

  • Canucks_Rule

    #29 – movember done VERY right.

  • madlatin

    Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

  • Guest

    #27 would be the most amazing place to take a shit. It'd be unforgettable

  • Kozvik

    happy thanks giving everyone!

  • dickinson

    That lost my leg in nom thing it totaly not cool! what if you lost your leg!? what then!? would you like it is someone made a joke about you leg that got blown off when you were trying to fight for your country!?

  • tkk

    #18 Thank you, TV, for always being there for me.
    #44 You're doin' it right, bro. KCCO!

  • benny b

    #15 really hard to watch, probably some crushed vertebrae. #27, at least clean the pee up before the pic!

  • Morgan

    #50 The last twinkie in existance Talahassie from Zombieland isnt gonna like that!

  • BCbeaut

    ahhh my favorite person ❤ #46

  • chuck t

    for some reason #1 makes me a happy person. Im not even a chick and that guys expression is just happiness. God bless our troops!!!

  • akootchook

    #13 If she would've put double rainbow it would be a wrap on the campaign.
    KCCO and Happy Thanksgiving from Naval Air Facility Atsugi Japan

  • donwong

    Everybody forgot what thanksgiving is about. Its about thanking the native americans for saving your sorry white asses. And we taught u how to grow ur own food. What did we get in return. You tried to slaughter us. Buncha clowns keep paying your taxes so I don't have to work muhahahahahah. And pay lots I need to lift my pickup another 4 inches. Hahahahahhah

    • Jahnny

      You and I had nothing to do with that. It was done by our ancestors generations ago and none of us should be held accountable for their actions.

  • the devil

    #15…I don't think this would have ended well even when done right…

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