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November 24, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, WTF

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SmokeyTheBear

#17 Ah, you know journalism has peaked when they can spoof one of the grossest porn videos in the World. Go fuck yourself San Diego.

Fred

South Carolina

SmokeyTheBear

…and I will now call you San Diego.

Brahma

Where in the world is Carmen………

Yeahhh

If you have ever been to a game there you know how much of a joke that stadium is.

Yerp

#20 after the Charger loss today is epic. Fuck that loser lame ass team. Hahahahahahhhahah

Anchorman

Whammy
SaxMan

Did you know that San Diego literally means a "whale's vagina"
Jeff

Well that escalated quickly

whoami

#26 To be fair that kid looks like he should be kicked every day

Anon

Wow… yah this world has gone to hell. You should be kicked every day.
Dick

Yeah. I hope you get butt sexed everyday
Tee

This is why the chive is garbage. Your comment and its support.

TU_Joe

Tee, Reddit called and they want you back. Convenient because we want you to leave.

Boomer Sooner

I am a male ginger, and I agree. That kid… wow. Kick him out of the gene pool

DAFUK

Matt Turner?

Yerp

Hahahhaahah, this comment and the replies made my week. So damn funny. Keep up the good work everybody.

Parkview

#26 my new favourite Holliday
Jack Wagon

#23 those homes have been known to destroy fires for years

bdon

It's good to hear someone is standing up to fire for once.
Firefighter23

Fuckin' homes took my job!

Bossman

Covering up words is clever. #4 #8

Boondock

The second isn't a cover, it's the abbreviation for Maine.
Jack Shit

Just out of curiosity, what is the word you think was covered in #8?

Bossman

I realize ME is the abbreviation, look at the green box the words are in, they covered up words.

Otto

Go home Bossman, you're drunk
RobTalk

The text inside the green box probably fade in one letter after each other, in this case it says "White House" and "Memphis" or some other location beginning with me.

1chrisb

Considering they're reporting from Portland, ME (top right corner) I'd say no. Not to mention I've literally NEVER seen a news caption fade in one letter at a time.

1chrisb

Er…top left.

French Montana

I don't know about #4, but #8 if you look really close you can see he's already in her.

NastyNate

#21 everyone loves tacos, pink ones are my personal favorite.
JESSE

#32 must be the Onion

hara

Ooo good eye. It's even the same typeface.
Sam

http://www.theonion.com/articles/school-bully-not…
Mackin

Aha, the Chive does a post that mocks bad journalism, and in doing so, includes a parody. Is this meta? Ironic? Inside joke? Does anyone care?

crazydog

#21 does she now…..
HereWeGo

#34 Humping puppy….The world's cutest sex offender.

ImALoserBaby

it's all fun and games until he/she starts humping your leg.
Will

They finally caught the son of a bitch

hazza

#3 duh. #5 HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO.
LOLP

So it begins again… Honey, where is my trunk?

#34
m.c.

Hell it was "awesome" every time. Shit, Larry I'm wired as fuck right now! How does a guy marry Roseanne and NOT be on drugs? #9
hara

#3
NOT THE BEES

Clever

Ah, to bee, or not to bee. That is the question!
denleendeko

Asian dad would say NO!

Cole

#6 Indeed you were, W!

Kiss my A$$ Cole

yeah cause Obama is doing such a great job running this country!!!

Sandy

Oh, he mad! Seems to me Obama has done a decent job in four years, considering all the problems W left in his lap. For example, ending W's senseless war in Iraq, which unnecessarily killed hundreds of thousands and had absolutely nothing to do with 9-11. Then there's the fact that the Obama administration got the actual mastermind behind 9-11, Bin Laden. You know, that guy actually responsible for planning 9-11, whom Dubya should have concentrated 100% on to begin with instead of invading Iraq? Yeah, there's also that.

dud

Sandy, when did Obama end the war in Iraq?

Sandy

Almost a year ago now. http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/17/last-amer… http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20123800-5… http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/15/world/meast/iraq-us…

Ffish

Yep, you are Fuckin A Well Told, Sandy. Obama got the Job DONE. The Republicans can bitch and moan all they want, but they can never take that away from President Obama. Made Bush look like an asshole.

Sandy

The sad part is George W. Bush didn't need Obama to make him look like an asshole. He was perfectly capable of doing that himself (for anyone with half a clue and actually paying attention that is).

For example, his utterly ridiculous mission accomplished speech/publicity stunt aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln in 2003.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Mission_Accompl…

At least we can take solace in the fact that a very dark chapter is American history is over. And hopefully, as a country, we can learn from such a huge mistake and never repeat it again.

derp

Republicans have cause all of our greatest recessions so yeah duh

Kevin

#11 and #14 — Hilarious!
bizarrogreg

#14 I am pretty sure that guy is not offended. He probably has the original posted in multiple places in his house.
Lukeatmacok

#30

Im rich bitch
PeyKonzloas

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Yuppp

Please move on to a different site. I'm not trying to be a dick, but you couldn't be more boring every single time.

Michka

#26
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Yeahhh

There's no way this comment should be in the negative category.

FromRedditWithLove

#25 I live in Anderson County… =/ people that look like this are all too common.

B-Train

I'm from Rockcastle County. I know many guys that look like this too. Gotta love the stereotype.

nsc

Every day is kick a ginger day
Jose_Ariel

#2 Was she ever-present and a football plaer?
Canucks_Rule

#6 – so, so true.

WeakSauce

Yup, the Canucks can go suck my ass. Which Sedin is #20?
Lameee

Says the Canadian…

givethedjabj

#6 So true

TisTrue

You are an idiot.

chris_syd

Top-notch tautology at its best.

ButtHole

You could have tried harder.

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