Soooo…. you got wasted (34 Photos)

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  • Reece

    First 🙂 #1 😀

  • m.c.

    #34 is a genius.

    • Trig

      That compelling scent of pipe smoke and stale mild that welcomed you to three hours of speed drinking on a Sunday afternoon. Darts, meat draw and the hundred club.:'[

    • padre

      Bourdain is a pompous douche that thinks it is okay for a grown man to have an ear ring.

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Anthony Bourdain is my hero!! He travels around the World where people welcome him, give him the best food, drinks and sometimes hallucinogens…

  • Mathias

    #1 It's a love-hate relationship. Hate it the next morning. Love it the weekend after.

    • BiGmIKe

      psh fuck that I always love beer

    • CloydRivers

      If you are hung over after drinking beer, you probably lost your balls along with your dignity some time ago.

    • twihard

      still a better love story than twilight

  • SuperiorTo8

    #34 Bourdain is a font of endless wisdom. Like an alcoholic Dalai Lama

    • justme

      That was the most beautiful statement I've ever read.

    • Kato

      This guy probably has one of the best job in the world. You go to different countries. Visit their party hub. Eat, drink, shit, then eat and drink more. Sleep with different women on the side. No Reservations indeed!

      • jasgat66

        Not sure Kato…. He has a pretty hot wife…

  • Dan

    #12 It's solved some of my problems, at least.

    • Chazwald

      Technically, alcohol is a solute. It's only when you dissolve something in it, meth for instance, that it becomes a solution. Just sayin'

  • Anonymous

    #18 that could be the beast and it would still probably be the best drink of beer he ever had.

  • adonisallan

    #20 got a$$raped he doesn't know it yet (or maybe he did)

  • passwordistaco

    #17 I wanna be like BustedFlush when I grow up!

  • chew

    #14 Genius!! Must try it

    • Mike Hunt

      #14 we put gummy bears in PJ(ever clear and koolaid) at a rugby party. The next morning there were gummy bears all over the ceiling, floor, walls etc….good times too bad the rookies had to clean it!

      • 1_eye

        You explained how to make purple Jesus but anyone who has ever been 18 before knows what it is.

        • Mike Hunt

          Forgive me o great one! How bout you take your one eye and go fuck yourself!!

        • dirtysteve

          Yeah, I never heard of it before. Still gonna try it, if it doesn't work, it's back to pints of cider.

        • Cooter Brown

          Did it make you cry your eye out?

    • Mike Hunt

      Don't know why I replied this, sorry bro

    • gofackyourself

      1. Fill bowl with gummy bears
      2. Drink straight alcohol like a fucking man
      3. Eat gummy bears

      • dirtysteve

        straight alcohol? So no beer?

        Go back to fucking men.

  • Wet_tosti

    #2 KAPOW!!!

    • Guest

      Should be called a "white trash" mixer. But I'd still do the chick in the blue shirt.

    • dreez

      Left hand placement of flannel shirt guy.

      • dirtysteve

        right hand.

  • EggSauceTed

    #2 Blue shirt…MOAR with less clothes please.

    • MikeOverHere

      More of Red too!

  • Daywalker

    #19 Something just seems odd about sandals & a Christmas tree :s

    • EggSauceTed

      Something odd about guys who wear sandals in public.

  • Oliver Clothesoff

    #14 we put gummy bears in PJ(ever clear and koolaid) at a rugby party. The next morning there were gummy bears all over the ceiling, floor, walls etc….good times too bad the rookies had to clean it!

    • Yay ads

      Deja fuckin vu. If I misspelled any of this blame it on a stupid advertisement banner placed over half the screen.

    • dirtysteve

      Aren't the spambots supposed to put a link in when they copy someone else's comment?

      Lazy fucker.

      • Oliver clothesoff

        I actually replied to someone under one name and realized I didn't post it right and reposted under a different name to fuck with people

  • Jeff

    Thumbs up people that don't drink or do drugs.

    • JESSE

      I'm sorry you're so boring

    • CloydRivers

      GAY BOI!

    • dirtysteve

      No he's right people that don't do drink or drugs can only have a good time by getting thumbs up 'em.

    • Cooter Brown

      Do you blow dead animals?

  • Dibo

    #5 But it always seems to feel the opposite way.

  • xjrich

    im a hell of a smoker and a bit of a drinker

    • Mr. Tea

      That's what she said!

  • PnB

    What's going on in #7?

    • cankulbandit

      That's me haha my buddy got me what he called a tidal wave shot. Little did I know that meant throwing a cup of water in my face as I took it.

      • dirtysteve

        Oh good, I thought it was a lynching.

        • cankulbandit

          oh. that too.

      • jasgat66

        Where's this at cank? Looks cool.

        • cankulbandit

          it's a little bar called Hammerheads right on the boardwalk in OCMD

  • shark

    listen keep her fresh lol keep that junk on ice….

  • UncleRoast

    #34. True story

  • GatOner

    #32 & #34 Both awesome shows. Bordain always keeps it real…

  • Ben

    Free shipping on orders over $50 but staggered launches making you split your order into several small orders…. well played chive.

  • Jordan

    #30

  • Nat3dawg

    #18 The things I'd do to drink out of the cup.. Just awesome. Wish I was good enough for pro hockey. Eff this lockout. I miss hockey!

    • Rargy

      Good yes, we miss hockey!!!!

  • Honey boo boo

    #17
    Lol

  • Jose_Ariel

    #9 Bukowski being Bukowski.

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