The Friendzone is a cold and lonely place (29 Photos)

  • Craig

    I call it challenge zone…. but these guys, they're in the friend zone for sure.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    I spend so much time in the friendzone myself I'm thinking of buying property there

    • Yoselahonda

      Land values aren't going up there anytime soon my friend.

  • Red

    Is it possible to be friend zoned by a guy? Do guys even think that way?

    • cheeeese

      no, because we can have sex and not deal with the girl i.e. fuck buddies. these boys deal with the girl and dont even get their weiner wet

    • brad

      yes it is possible but rare. Usually if a guy friendzones a girl it can be reversed by a few drunken escapades.

      • Red

        Yay! Drunken escapade it is!

        • coop

          Could be that you're just ugly. Just sayin. If not, he may be putting from the rough.

          • MikeOverHere

            Oh, without question Red is ugly. No doubt in mind.

            • Jeremy

              Fat chicks get friend zoned all the time..

    • HoldMyBeer

      Yes, if he already has a girlfriend and is trying to be a good guy.
      But it's a daily struggle resisting the urge, so if the girl makes the first move, in 99% of cases the guy will go along with the ride.

    • Hahahah

      Yes 3 possibilities

      1) if he is gay.
      2) if he has a physical condition that prevents erections or is actually missing his penis.
      3) if you are ugly.

    • MylesofStyles

      If you really want to know for sure, then just offer him a hand job.

    • T-Dawg

      If you're fat!!

  • Dan

    #1 dude has his mouth open and ready to blow

    • Dan

      MAXIMUM LEVEL!!! She won't even have to give her boyfriend blowjobs. He'll do it for her.

      • gclark

        Playing the whole field at once!

    • aaron

      Maybe we are taking the photo out of context and this gay guy has decided to give into his bisexual boyfriend's request for a kinky 3-way.

  • roda

    Friend zone is awesome!! Said no one EVER!!

  • Jacky NooM

    #18 sounds more like slavezoned

    • Andy Valentine

      I wonder who will be chasing who in 15 years when they work behind the counter in one of his businesses.

  • Andy Valentine

    #4 – That looks like Emma Watson. Assuming it is, I would let her use me as a chair, table or fucking round the clock minion for a bit of one-on-one time.

    • Want2touchthehiney

      Hermione Granger- Harry potter's finest

      • Andy Valentine

        You know they're the same person, right?

  • Anon

    A lot of these the guy and girl are probably actually together. #22 for example. It also isn't a crime to be friends with a girl but it is made out to be. Some of these are pretty ridiculous though. You are not a stool for shopping fellow men!

    • Electric Boogalo

      He has good form.

  • cheeese

    a girl tried to put me in the friend zone recently. gave her a big ol fuck off. homie dont play dat bullshit

    • Jawbone

      I cannot believe you would treat your mom like that. You're such a fucking tough guy.

  • Halls

    #11 I've seen enough of the internet to know where this is going….

    Also where is the pictures of Joseph Gordon-Levitt, surly king of the friendzone

    • CalculatedRisk

      Working title: Nailed.

    • supertripodman

      this looks more like creepy mom zone.

      • SJShark

        Milf hunters

  • kcco hockey

    Guys do this to themselves i always reminded girls we were only friends so you could get to know me until you want to know my buddy (dick). If guys dont remind girls they have a dick you become another one of their girlfriends.

    • johan

      ""….remind girls they have a dick…." lol

  • JimmyfuckinGattie

    #13 Can't be friendzone. Looks like a young Ryan Seacrest. Probably gay friend…

    • drewdeze

      i was thinkin the same thing

    • savagecabbage

      oh he's definitely a puddin smuggler

    • Chester

      Right on.

      • Ap_notfriendzoned

        dudes this is my pic! how the chive got it i know not, but to say this isnt the funniest thing ever would be a lie! and dudes, im not gay. how do u know i didnt friend zone her…..?

        • Erin-thezoner

          Because, darling AP, we all know you want me and I have always denied you thereof. Sincerely, the baker/girl. 😉

          • Ap_notfriendzoned

            YEA WHAT EVER, i recall a time where once i bruised your neck via kissing it after my best friend dated u. now can a young chap in friendzone do that ;*

            • Erin-thezoner

              dear, sweet, naive AP, you'll recall that i more recently kissed that best friend rather than you. therefore, i am wearing the pants. suck it.

    • Ap_notfriendzoned

      Dudes this is my pic! how the chive got this is super weird, Facebook stalkers to the max! but to say this isnt the funniest thing ive ever seen would be a lie! hahahha awesome, and dudes… im not gay, how do u know i didnt friendzone her…….O.o Cheers to good humor hahah

  • G_Had

    #29 Poor Severus, never stood a chance agains James.

  • Serj

    #11 Femdom ???

  • oside

    #2 creepy little guy with a foot fetish and #3 dat ass thoe

    • Mike

      I would suck the hell out of her toes!!!

  • TNchiver

    #7 At least he isn't carrying her shoes as well!

    • ddd

      that guy's just walking her home. he's probably gonna do all right.

  • Woo Dbang

    Given the opportunity I will bang what I please but I would gladly let this one sit wherever she needed to sit #4

    • ps86

      um, she looks 14…

      • Buffalo Bob


  • M4jestic

    #3 … must be deep in friendzone indeed

    • Chester

      If she's willing to wear that, she may not have friendzoned him, unless she's a horrible tease or he's a masochist. Maybe he's just gay.

    • Yoselahonda

      There's no evidence that he's friendzoned. How do we no she didn't give him a little sleep aid tug?

  • passwordistaco

    #1 What level is that?

    Fluffer for her boyfriend

  • Phil

    #4 In all fairness who wouldn't want Emma Watson sitting on them

  • BigManJones

    #10. What's a T-Shit? Do I really want one from a girl anyway?

    • FolleRousse

      Anti-cock-block device?

    • CalculatedRisk

      It's when you drop a deuce while being T-bagged.

  • tralfaz

    #12 This guy is the most patient little dude ever. "Now we wait."

  • Alex

    #10 Jammer, flinke borsten heeft ze

    • Welkom

      Nou breekt m'n klomp.

      • Mick

        Potjandeurie, Hollanders!

  • goldengekko1

    #28 Silly people they are playing playstation so why would it be an xbox achievement 😀

    • jake

      Was about to post the same thing but wanted to make sure no one else had noticed yet.

    • gobrin

      not actual friendzone either… it's from a post from /r/gaming about a guy and his girlfriend…

    • KyleGamgee

      Besides, his head is totally in her crotch.

    • Cornholio

      Smells fishy…

  • Guest

    This whole post belongs on Nickelodeon, all teens

    • Darrell

      I was about to say! Most of these posts appear to be 13-16 year olds who are mostly stuck in the "Nice guy" phase by nature, just because spending some time with a girl is better than none. At least they still have a chance though.

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