The Onion declares Kim Jong-Un the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, Chinese news believes it (3 Photos)

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The official voice of the Chinese Communist Party appears had been hoodwinked.

The People’s Daily newspaper, which for more than six decades has sternly spouted the party line, on Tuesday posted on its website a 55-photo slideshow dedicated to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Eun. The occasion: The Onion earlier this month declared the double-chinned Mr. Kim the “Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.”

The pictorial begins with the 'Pyongyang-bred heartthrob' looking dashingly handsome on a horse...

Read the entire hilarious article right here.

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    Fuck him, the ultimate Douche bag…

    • barack obama

      Fuck that, I am the ultimate Douche bag!!!

      • what

        battle royale!!! two douches enter only one leaves and…. begin!

    • Bone feeder

      That fat Whore??? Complete lard ass…

  • Imzkid

    Love The Onion!!! SUCKERS!

    • Really?

      Hilarious. Someone in North Korea is going to die for falling for it though. Poor stupid person.

  • Yessir

    The onion fooled an entire country. "That's shocking!" Buddy the elf voice

  • Tyler

    Now imagine him thanking his people for voting him this in the Team America Kim Jon Ill voice #1

  • Mr. T

    Rofl #3

  • HereWeGo

    #2 Sorry Kim Jung-un I don't think you are proper old spice material.

    • HereWeGo

      *Jong….but does anyone really care?

  • MigraineBoy

    #3 Raffing Out Roud

    • kimistoomuch

      fapping out loud

    • Jen

      goddammit those jokes never get old.

  • Muggs


  • what

    His people will never know the difference. If they did find out, they'd disappear.

  • Jared

    Hes a vast improvement over his fater. Legalized Pants for women, and Pizza.

    • Tim

      Vast may be a little strong. Maybe actually see what he does, and judge then.

    • Jared

      father, damnit

      • Armed Ann Dangerous

        Hello moter, hello fater, here I am at…

        • Billy

          Camp Granada

  • Bill

    Y U no think me rexy

    • tic

      You do realize he's Korean and not Scooby Doo?

  • tv_paul

    #3 Breaking news… Kim will now be the sexy male lead in a new Korean Soap opera " The Jong & the Restless"

    • Verbal_Kint

      It's restress…..

  • Craigery

    "North Korean news believes it". It was published by a Chinese newspaper, not by "North Korean news".

  • nose

    sexier than that gangam guy? I think not.

    • NoodlumNad

      eh atleast this guys fame lasted longer than a day.

  • Mike Hunt

    Looks like some people over there will be getting a nice vacation to a prison camp.

  • AndySaximus

    Somebody Googles themselves wayyy too much

  • heido

    ahahahe had me at "herro"

  • MylesofStyles

    #2 Not sexy? IMPOSSIBRU!

  • FabNL

    #1 Gangnam Style!

    • Jabs78

      Wrong country!
      Geography and perhaps history lessons required.

      • lat297

        Jabs, you're a douche.

      • Jahnny

        Well, he does have a strong resemblance and is of the same ethnic origin. I say legit

  • JTW

    Ah, good ol' Jimmie Johngie Eun. Jim to his friends, of which he has none.

  • skspls

    It must be his wonderful hair cut.

  • skinger

    I bet he is hung like a mule too. Damn you, Kim Jong-Un!

  • Kevinnnn

    Wait wait wait. 'CHINESE news believes it'? Last time I checked, China and North Korea are two different countries. still HILARIOUS none the less.

  • Warren

    North Korea, best Korea!

  • Tyler Durden

    In unrelated new, there are still KCCO Blacks available…..

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