The Onion declares Kim Jong-Un the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’, Chinese news believes it (3 Photos)

The official voice of the Chinese Communist Party appears had been hoodwinked.

The People’s Daily newspaper, which for more than six decades has sternly spouted the party line, on Tuesday posted on its website a 55-photo slideshow dedicated to North Korean dictator Kim Jong Eun. The occasion: The Onion earlier this month declared the double-chinned Mr. Kim the “Sexiest Man Alive for 2012.”

The pictorial begins with the 'Pyongyang-bred heartthrob' looking dashingly handsome on a horse...

Read the entire hilarious article right here.

  • lbChiver

    In rearity, he's so ronery. He's so ronery and sadry arone…

  • Reckless

    Too bad North Korean people aren't allowed to read. Probably not allowed onions too

  • Kato

    #1 U.N. stop fucking around and declare war on these Commies already!!!

    • Bucky Jones

      And then they'll blame Obama…

  • Livin' Legend

    To be fair, those are just bad pictures. He really is the sexiest man alive when he puts on sunglasses and does the Gangnam Style dance.

  • Nicktachi

    #2 Oppan Pyongyang Style?

  • Darthvann


  • Raquel

    I freaking love the onion! There's not a whole lot left to say..

  • Bill G

    Well now we know how WWIII is gonna start!

  • detroitjones

    Rosie O'donnell??

  • guest

    I RIke it

  • Annette

    The horse is the handsome one!

  • Canucks_Rule

    #3 – onion strikes again.

  • Louis

    Wait a minute. The Chinese newspaper DID say it's a report from the Onion. So how could we assume they were hoodwinked and really believed it's true?

  • olgreybush

    the onion is fucking gay, do ppl still listen/watch those ass clowns

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