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November 28, 2012 |
In: Awesome, Beautiful, Random
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anyone else not seeing pics?
Go home ur drunk
Lol what if he is home
maybe try not scrolling so fast to be the first to comment..?
You need to attempt a front flip off the roof prior to turning on your computer.
#25 Now this one I like.
Haha I thought that one was kinda cheesy. I'm diggin #15
Wasn't #2 on the shoulder of one of the tattooed women from yesterday?
I thought that too.
she probably likes to rock the boat, if you know what im sayin..
dunno but, to get old and cliched….
"It's not the size of the ship,
it's the motion of the ocean…"
I think #24 embodies KCCO. Good stuff
Check out VlogBrothers and Crashcourse on youtube to see more John Greene. He has some brilliant ideas and crashcourse has the most intense, entertaining, intelligent, and informative quick series of world history I've ever seen.
One of my favorite posts! KCCO people
#5 There is always time to fap.
Why stand when you can sit, why sit when you can lay down….?-Jack Handy
OH, YEA, FUCK ME HARDER! YEEEEAAAAAA!!!!
- Jenna Jameson
Those are some of the most beautiful words in the English language!
Where's the BFM quotes?
How did this get thumbed down?!
#16 It's possible, you just have to be creative.
Just freeze it first
Ice is water, It is possible to staple water to a tree.
Once again, it all depends on your definitions. If you were to carefully drill holes in a sheet of ice about 1/4 inch thick and then use large fence staples, not paper staples, I can see how it could be done. Remember; when the devil is caught, he makes a distinction.
Put it in a cup…
Never wear sweat pants to a high school girls volleyball game.
But always to a strip club.
I wore basketball shorts to a strip club once. Best decision I ever made.
So say we all…
#13 Wish I had this advice in high school…stupid bitch.
That day was today
#12 You read it in his voice didnt you?! Me too
no way he said that, its way to flowery of speech. Arnold be like "this pain good, long time I have. you have to your pain, me mine. Good pain, yes pain in us long time."
Wow – I didn't know Arnold did Kung Fu voice overs!
you obviously never watched Conan!
Funny. I read it in Yoda's voice.
He forgot the part about taking some roids to help ease the pain
#3 This is powerful stuff
"What you do today *needs to be* important because you are exchanging a day of your life for it."
#14 Truer words have never been spoken…
It needs more upper case.
#20 Ain't that the truth.
#5 It's like if you bastardized the Jello slogan "There's always time for jackin"
Funny, the word 'green' is used… Aaanold is so baked in that photo!
Unless you're an insomniac, all the lesses in #6 should be SOP for pretty much everyone.
Some fucking punctuation would have made it easier to read.
It must have been good.
I have no idea why my comment was deleted. All I said was:
#15 Very true indeed!
#1 who else read this in their best Mike Tyson voice?
Yes i read it in my daughter's voice
Everone has a plan until some little weiner bites off their ear.
You forgot to add the picture number… dumbass
A smooth sea never made a dead sailor either.
Please reread Coleridge:
Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.
Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.
#13 "…well, fuck! when you put it that way dad!"
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