Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

  • Wiley


    We're all glad you did

    • newt

      I wouldnt be opposed to more

    • lalala

      #52 is not much to look at, too skinny, no shape. Must try harder 3/10

      • BAC

        So what have we learnt?
        #18 = Not so classy

        #22 = That's classy

  • Lz123


    • Lz123

      God damn it!

      • Yup

        You shouldn't take the lords name in vain, especially on matters in which you have chosen.

      • yam

        Maybe you should have chosen a shorter word than first. When you are the first to reply anyway, everyone knows by deductive reasoning.

        • Bambam

          No sass on hump DAR!

    • üäö

      follow John ….on wheels

  • Fredrick


    Met Jessica at comic-con a while back, she's got to be one of the coolest girls around

    • Nate Dizzle

      Yea and about to be the new Jessica Simpson…eww

  • bigpapi

    chick in #13 take some lessons from #7

    • Stinky Dog

      Seriously, though, 13 has to be shopped…. right? Right?

      • LoveDatAss

        shopped for the wrong food, at the wrong place, and too often

        • Anonymous

          I wander how long it took her to put those on…

    • DcG

      Quit being a dick. Just because someone is a lot of loving.

    • Wisti

      I don't understand how #13 is even possible…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #6 Must be that time of the month.

    • FunKiller

      Bondi Beach!

    • RedBeard72

      *Cleveland's voice* That's naaasty.

    • AUSChiver

      Just a harmless algal bloom at the Eastern Beaches of Sydney

  • ChestRockwellz

    I want to lick your belly button, from the inside!!

    • Jen

      YEA BUDDY!

  • don

    This comment after mine is pointless

    • Yuppp

      No it's not, I approve.

    • Armed Ann Dangerous

      Boobs without nipples are pointless.

      • Forty Creek

        actually nipples on a man are.

  • Z_b

    #50 lets hope this will become the next trend!

    • justme

      A well placed mirror will always give you the upper hand.

  • Rob

    #14 you're doin it right

    • WildDuffalo

      I would love to tongue punch her fart box

    • Anytime now, Ouch!

      No, no she is not. Great pic…dont get me wrong, but what a great way to also injure your back. Balance it out!

    • Jezza67

      Everyone here is grateful for every lunge and every squat. A beautiful tush is one of life's joys. Thanks.

      • lalala

        She isn;t, she is over stretching a lunge is an up and down movement rather than stretch out and push back on yourself, she will have bad hips soon…

  • sheoncebelieved

    #17 welcome to the Obama economy for the next 4 yearss

    • Red

      No shit.

    • Stinky Dog

      God damnit, election is over, knock this political shit off, people… Take it somewhere else besides The Chive.

      • what

        so just cause the elections over all political jokes are done too? get over yourself and open your eyes

        • someAFguy

          First, was it a joke? Second, why would he open his eyes?

    • Jeff

      I thought it was the festivus for the rest of us. You know Aluminum for it's strength to weight ratio.

      • Guest

        *its strength

  • Caroline

    #50, #52, #9

    The Hump DAR just keeps getting better and better

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      this was a spectacular DAR

  • Otto


    I just threw up in my mouth

    • Red

      That idiot wouldn't know what to do with pussy even if she sat on his face.

      • dan

        He probably has had more pussy thrown at him than he knows what to do with during his career. The man makes money off of women watching him do his thing, sounds like a smart guy to me.

    • what

      I think he's got his finger up that dog's ass

  • buick


    • God

      Yes, my son?

      • what

        why don't they make buicks anymore?

  • Yuppp

    #7 wow, those thighs could crush a walnut.

    • Willie Will

      looks like she could snap it right off if she clinched

    • Goose

      I would die happy if those legs were squeezing the life out of me. My god

    • Tex

      those thighs could crush my head

    • Baxpin

      Must Find.

    • ShouldBworking

      or my head…

    • Kato

      I'd risk it.

    • heckmantis

      Jewel Santini

    • AZFan

      googled her, butter face, looks like a dude. Great body.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #41 – My God. Hump DAR at work is risky business.

    • NcouthYouth

      Wall Bra post.. STAT!

    • shoggoths

      wow, could be late.. but wow, moar please!

    • Tom


      • Misfit7734

        I think this girl already had her own awesome post. The one in front of the white door with kcco on her under boob

    • Guest

      When I die, I want to be reincarnated as her shower wall.

      • Luke_Vader

        You sure about that? Some people pee in the shower…Any "gentleman caller" she might have may be painting your future reincarnation with a thick coat of post coital urine. That's a risky wish at best…

        • http://www.reamers.org/clowns.htm Handjob Murphy

          Painted with a thick coat of post coital urine? I know people who'll pay good money for that kind of action.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #45 I'll cross that bridge anyday…Gap, FLBP, Lovely Smile…

    • Teddy Roxspin

      My god… Can I offer you my DNA?

    • Nat3dawg

      Amen brotha, amen.

  • Yeahhh

    #34 I would be fine with being "forever alone" at a game.

    • 0CanadianBacon0

      but on your cell phone?

  • http://www.facebook.com/chase.crow.9 Chase Crow

    More of #38

    • YES!



    • GI Joe

      I concur ………..

    • Matt


  • briankutys

    #41 i would love to see the after pic, because i guarantee those are cold tiles in the morning

    • Mike

      More like upon impact.

  • stefansoble

    #21 Sweet Nip Slip

    • twagholio

      so who wants some apple pie 😉

    • i8paula


  • Burlinator

    #41 You should not shower alone…

  • Brian


    You'll put yer eye out kid!

    • SmokeyTheBear

      More like…you're friggin' face will explode

  • sfb101

    #1 You'll shoot your eye out!
    #20 Please come back again!
    #33 Owned!

    • breal

      #4 OWNED!

    • John C Holmes

      33 = Steve McKenna blowback

  • JoeyW311

    #9 congrats!

  • http://twitter.com/tonytouch24kt @tonytouch24kt

    #41 Is there anything to say??

    • Tom


      • Logic


        • MissVega84

          nice jugs

    • Bainsy

      Hubuda hubuda hubuda hubuda hubuda

    • justkeepnitreal

      yes there is… "please turn to your right"

    • MonkeyMadness

      All I can think to say is.. "Uh… hehe… BOOBIES!!"

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