I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (33 Photos)

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  • Buda B

    #2 – YES!

  • Yerp

    #6 wrong, #12 has the time.

    • asdasd

      yeah… but do you think she even knows what college is?

  • Tiber_Septim

    You got it buddy

    • TheVanityScore

      wasnt sure until now, but its safe to say this guy is way worse than that troll paula

  • Mr. T

    iI am glad to see suck me dry is back.

    • Yerp

      I wonder if Paula and SMD are the same person? Mind blown…

    • Hook_The_Legend

      Me too…I just want to find him and make him happy…I hope he has boobs too.

    • Atkinson

      Guthrie. I didn't forget your name. I'll keep the last name secret though.

  • DirtBag

    Put….put your dick in it.

  • ecclestj

    Whoa whoa whoa, we all have time for bacon. #6

    • MissVega84

      I love Sweet Brown! :D

      • Jen

        her autotune remix is my ringtone. however, no one ever calls me. forever alone.


    #33 All fun and games till you have to roll down a window to see left or right… :/

    • Brian

      What is she saying? I suck at lip reading.

      • spike

        "Aint nobody got time for dat"

        If you havent seen the video, I highly recommend it. Poor woman had a house fire, but her reaction to it is priceless.

        • MissVega84

          She was on Tosh.0, one of my all time favorite Web Redemptions

          • Tea

            Except you, who the fuck watches web redemptions?
            I always skip that shit.

      • Caleb

        Ain't nobody got time for that

      • Seventh

        Ain't nobody got time for that

      • JMAKK

        "Ain't nobody got time for that"

      • tv_paul

        I ain't afraid of no ghosts

  • chivers

    take a dump in your own mouth instead

  • Yuppp

    #22 getting my haircut later today. Already anticipating this.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Wake-up and Decide to get a haircut during lunch
      Take Shower
      Put Gel in Hair
      …Nuts…i'll do it tomorrow……again

      • Jimbo

        You use gel? Dude that's so 90s

  • yUsoCray?

    #33 so true it hurts

    • Truth Teller

      I usually just go through an entire tank of windshield washer fluid :(

    • ScientificBoink

      usually because you pull out in front of someone because you couldn't see them coming through the snow and ice built up on your window.

      that's when it hurts and you end up in a hospital in a full body cast. just take all of 5 minutes to clean off the car and save us all a lot of hassle, accidents, pain, and death.

      ain't nobody got time to die.

  • Harry Balasagna

    #12 reminds me of of the good ole days…

  • tv_paul

    #29 At last, an MTV show I can get behind .

    • misschris

      Pun intended?

      • tv_paul


        • Egon

          aaaand the moment is gone.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #17 Exactly.

    • MissVega84

      I believe its "Customer Service" I hate in general

  • tv_paul

    #7 Cookies is yummy – Fig Newton

    • Hrdwood

      That Fig guy gave me clap and now he won't return my calls. – Little Debbie

      • tv_paul

        Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring ding on it

  • Tbert

    I thought you left? Sure haven't missed ya.

  • Big Poppa

    i don't get ti?


    #33 Everyday from mid-November 'til April.

    • Urethra Franklin

      But the other months you just see Cleveland out your windshield…is it worth it?

      • KCCOinCLE

        A Cleveland joke? C'Mon man! I love this city. KCCO my friend.

    • Wisti

      that sounds terrible…I think I'll stick to Texas. Where it's warm enough to not wear jackets and just cool enough for nipples to poke through shirts -_-

  • boob_cuddler

    #24 unless you're an alcoholic.

  • SMD Mom

    Clean your room and stop masturbating and find a job!

  • dennis

    foodstamps wont buy breakfast

  • BygNick

    #17 Nailed it!


    #23 everyone hates you Alec

    • http://twitter.com/keymasterbacon @keymasterbacon

      Wrong. I like him :)

  • dlr

    Sweet Brown's "Aint no body got time for dat!" autotune

    • Geno

      this needs to be my ringtone….shut up and take my money!

      • alan

        anybody else think she sounded like lil wayne

    • KeepinCalm

      Hilarious! Oh, could someone find the blonde @ 44 secs…waaaay hot

      • Earl

        joleen chaney KFOR OKC

    • Hrdwood

      Don't need my Prozac after that… laughed so hard the tears are all over my desk.

      • Tiber_Septim

        ain't got time for dat! rotflmao

    • theRealRealist

      Sooo…Call me a nerd but I actually think the auto-tune version of this is pretty badass

    • Just sayin'

      aaaand my day has been made. :)

    • tv_paul

      Dat's pretty damn funny.

    • Parkview

      Thank you dlr this has been the worst day of my life and you made it a little bit better

  • xjrich


    • Jen


  • sfb101

    #22 #24 All too true in my life…

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