I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (33 Photos)

yeah… but do you think she even knows what college is?

wasnt sure until now, but its safe to say this guy is way worse than that troll paula

Me too…I just want to find him and make him happy…I hope he has boobs too.

I wonder if Paula and SMD are the same person? Mind blown…

Guthrie. I didn't forget your name. I'll keep the last name secret though.

I love Sweet Brown!

What is she saying? I suck at lip reading.

Wake-up and Decide to get a haircut during lunch
Take Shower
Put Gel in Hair
…Nuts…i'll do it tomorrow……again

I usually just go through an entire tank of windshield washer fluid

usually because you pull out in front of someone because you couldn't see them coming through the snow and ice built up on your window.

that's when it hurts and you end up in a hospital in a full body cast. just take all of 5 minutes to clean off the car and save us all a lot of hassle, accidents, pain, and death.

ain't nobody got time to die.

Pun intended?

I believe its "Customer Service" I hate in general

That Fig guy gave me clap and now he won't return my calls. – Little Debbie

But the other months you just see Cleveland out your windshield…is it worth it?

that sounds terrible…I think I'll stick to Texas. Where it's warm enough to not wear jackets and just cool enough for nipples to poke through shirts -_-

Wrong. I like him

Dat's pretty damn funny.

aaaand my day has been made.

Sooo…Call me a nerd but I actually think the auto-tune version of this is pretty badass

Don't need my Prozac after that… laughed so hard the tears are all over my desk.

Hilarious! Oh, could someone find the blonde @ 44 secs…waaaay hot

this needs to be my ringtone….shut up and take my money!

Thank you dlr this has been the worst day of my life and you made it a little bit better

"FAR"