Jordan Carver is using the Twitter Machine properly (30 Photos)

Born in a small town in Germany with Italian roots, Jordan Carver moved to America and has since become an internet darling. You'll recognize many of the photos below that's for certain. Jordan also keeps a very candid Twitter Machine, I highly recommend it.

Say hello to Jordan on her Twitter Machine.

Jordan’s Twitter Machine.

  • @LosSaysSwag

    Those mammoth mammaries are a modern marvel.

  • SOhioChiver

    Holy Tits!

  • rikooprate


  • ryno

    …ill never know this chicks eye colour…never ever.

  • breal

    I am almost certain those are real.

  • therealstake

    Ummmm….do i get a hole punched out of my mancard if i say too big?

  • Ken

    #14 And you'll throw in the G36? Deal.

  • 20marcam11

    those might be the greatest boobs of all time

  • jugger-nuggss

    Shes not that hot. You take away the beautiful face, flat stomach, tight ass, amazing rack, and what I can only speculate is a vagina that tastes like a mix of pure sugar and Jesus' tears what do. You have? Well, Paula I guess

  • JoeyW311

    I'm in love #8

  • KCooperCO

    #30 Did someone say FLBP?

  • chad

    She is hot as hell but her fake tits turn me off

  • hellojello

    As big as big can get without getting too big. Perfect?

  • DrummerWill

    Don't say this often but she'd be twice as hot if her tits were half as big.

  • Bob

    #14 LOVE her big guns

  • UncleRoast

    #1 I've already booked my Oktoberfest trip for 2013!
    #9 Hopefully she'll spot me in my lederhosen and KCCO shirt!

  • Jawbone

    #27 This solves the mystery of why she's always pushing them together. Those udders are stomach bound otherwise.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #4 – i fully "understand" why she's popular, but where the heck did she come from?

  • tjo55555

    #30 DAMN

  • Yak Surfer

    #13 OK.

  • Edward

    She won't have a future lower back problem, she won't even be able to walk with those tats

  • jro

    can i milk them?

  • Wiregrab

    #18, I'd give up one of my testicles to play tennis with her.

  • Drew Welch

    CLBP : current lower back problems.

  • Tdub

    What no gif in this thread = fail

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