I do what I want (27 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

Or dont, whatever.

  • Levy

    I win

    • Wonka

      You get nothing! Good day, sir!

    • Haha

      If this is your win for the day, you must be having a very, very sad day.

    • Get Mad!!!

      Lil wayne is retiring!!?? Finally!!

  • sfb101

    #19 Give me some love bro!

    • Jen

      id like for him to pick me up like that too..

  • RooFeeOOO

    #7 doesn't say anything about undressing.

    • Jag Bag

      I'm going to need to see some more of those titties.

      • TommyD

        My boner has a boner right now.

  • CanadaChivette

    #22 awwww want

    • CanadianChiver

      Damn, you are super cute! Moar would be much appreciated!!


    #7 please, proceed.

  • Lolzor

    #20 I'm pretty sure it's not the real thing … Because it should be vuitTon

  • cody

    #25 when was Seth green at the mall of America?

  • beasty

    This will not end well.

    • toocoolforschool

      is that a giants cap?

  • CallMeMaybe

    #15 Go home potato, you're drunk.

    • lucid_eye

      oh wow my sides are hurting, did you come up with that yourself, a drunk potato, in Russia potato drunk you, ahahahaha I just saw potato, and potato crazy, here's some gum, potatoes are yum ahahah……..
      Seriously go shoot yourself
      Now someone post "that escalated quickly" below my post.
      fucking sick of memes

      • If you say so

        That escalated quickly

        • what

          uh… animals that don't suck?

      • If you say so

        So Mr. Grumpy Gills, is there anything else that I may do to piss you off some more? I would be more than willing to help you out further.

    • Joe


  • pa'ver

    #7 more!

  • wkdfrog

    #15 Sneaky those Sweet potatoes pretending to be gum…NOT TODAY potato boy!

  • misschris

    #20 Much better than paying the absurd prices for the real thing.. IMO

    • MylesofStyles

      I realize that we don't know each other on a personal level, but would it be too much to ask you to have a word with my wife?

      • mynameis

        When you're done my wife as well please!

  • whyme1973

    #7 You just keep doing what you want and sending us pictures of it.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #18 What do you mean I got the wrong kind of boa?

    • Toba

      Go home snake, you're drunk again!

  • tv_paul

    #1 How Ironic is it that I'm travelling by Greyhound.

    • windowlicker

      Go home dog, you've been drinking again.

    • CalculatedRisk

      I'll blame it on the bitch that bought me the ticket.

  • runswithbeer

    #15 Candied Yam??

  • Steve Chitown

    This is my favorite gallery you guys put out besides all the babes. I laugh every time these show up

  • Roger

    #23 – – Damn it – – – – now I have to turn myself in… AGAIN… Just when I got out for the holidays… Thanks Chive….

  • texagg

    #7 you're doing it right! another from the other side would make a happy man 😀

  • http://www.facebook.com/justin.strouse.1 Justin Strouse

    Hell yeah #11 I finally made it on!!

    • Jag Bag

      I don't get what's wrong with it. Women walk into the restroom all day long where I work.

      • http://www.facebook.com/justin.strouse.1 Justin Strouse

        When you gotta go, you gotta go

  • Tillman61

    #1 Holy crap my dog is on public transportation! I guess he'd finally had enough of the cat.

  • Jax


    • Hunter

      Seriously I sent in a hilarious 'I do what I want' pic and it wasnt put up, but all these reposts were!

    • TheChive

      Whatever we can post what we want

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    #7 Gonna need to see more of you

    • Jawbone

      You certainly never get to see women in real life, los swiggy.

      • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

        Yeah, I can't see women in real life. It's a psychological disorder… they just appear as floating clothing. It's a sensitive subject, thanks for bringing it up.

        And swiggy? What the fuck. You must be old and white trying to sound "hip" with words like that.

  • JoeyW311

    #1 Maybe I shouldn't have left… Maybe that is what the humans call a female dog.

  • Master_Rahl

    #12 Free samples! Wait… what are we looking at?

    • p_spot

      i wonder if the assholes who did this helped with the cleanup or just took photos and bailed.

    • http://twitter.com/Thogert @Thogert

      I would have punched that guy in the balls after the 2nd cone he smashed. Dick.

      • Master_Rahl

        Totally agree. That kind of shit deserves a devastating nutpunch. Hey, at least they have something to ice them down with afterwards…

      • EvilDungbeetle

        Who's the idiot that gave him a second one? Or a third? Or a… (seven, eight nine…) twenty-eighth one?!

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