No one man should have all that awesome (33 Photos)

  • Zedhere

    #21 Now, only if I could attach fricken lasers to their heads!

    • Jake

      you realize the duck is feeding the fish right?

  • jamie

    #26 Groucho !!!

  • TheYesMan25

    #26 you're looking the wrong way man

    • mojo77

      No, it looks like a magnifying glass, but it's actually a mirror! 😉

  • fucked

    #20 fagrid

    • o no he didnt

      I'm hoping they just object to your gay slur, and douchegrid is acceptable. I'd hate to think the Chive commenters part of the mouth-breathing swag-using community?

      • UKgoo

        Its all bent if you ask me, it's fucking retarded

      • janus

        it's a joke about how bad swag looks. You don't have to like swag or the concept of swag to find it funny.

  • Doucher

    #33 is fake and you know it.

    • SMD Fan

      No, it's not. Just look at the sort of compassion and character that Dave On Wheels showed humanity. I believe there is more good out there just like him.

      • Bambam

        Uhh Dave on Wheels story was about at real as something that's not real at all.

        • SMD Fan

          I just wanted to bring up Dave On Wheels.

      • You're an idiot

        Making up people like Dave on wheels or acting like your 1 month old son came up with the idea to reuse his diapers so his parents could donate the money saved to fight panda bear ball cancer is not a positive thing even if it generates good thoughts.

        • Pokes

          Panda bear ball cancer? Haha! You should start a foundation.

    • Syler

      I used my milk money on strippers and booze.

    • GeoQuin4

      And your point?

    • Melissa

      I agree. I don't know the going rate of milk at lunch time but I'm guessing its more than 55 cents.

      • NoodlumNad

        back in my day it was like 25 for the day 1.25 for the week. granted that was atleast 11 years ago.

        • Justin

          4 years ago it was around 70 cents, but that was for a pretty big amount. Those little cardboard ones could viably be 55 cents

  • LCR915

    #29 holy mother of polkadots…

    • Trav1121

      What is that from?? Alison Brie for the eternal win!

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        I didn't realise she was hot!!!

    • longshot421

      She may well be THE hottest girl on TV, possibly ever.

  • GeoQuin4

    #32 Fucking Rocks!

    • Alpha

      It' fake, retard.

      • GeoQuin4

        Yeah, no shit, you don't say? And this whole time I was thinking it was real. I mean, I was sure that all over the world, old women were kicking babies from train tracks on a regular basis and now you've crushed all of my hopes and dreams in one blow. Now I can only hope that the gifs depicting women putting children onto the tracks with an oncoming train in the horizon are real, but I'm sure you'll shatter those dreams as well. I guess now there's nothing left to do but quit college, break up with my girlfriend, and write my final thoughts onto a napkin in crayon just before jumping off a cliff.

        OR, you can go fuck yourself.

        • God

          DUDE!!!! Total win.

        • still laffin

          Now THAT was fuckin AWSOME

        • Draxonic

          That was so fucking full of WIN!

        • uh huh

          Geo owns Alpha..

  • crustybubblechunks

    #12 If it's wrong to laugh at this, then I don't want to be right

    • Master_Rahl

      I'm with ya. I laughed, shook my head in shame, then laughed some more.

    • Thursday Lover

      1. Look at the picture and laugh
      2. Look around to make sure no one is looking
      3. Repeat

    • meat missile

      Kudos to him for having a sense of humor about the hand he was dealt…

      • Bojo

        or lack thereof

      • the credible hulk

        A one armed man walks into a second hand store….

    • Sin

      Absolutely not wrong to laugh,Like This guy I have a very big defect (not As bad), and like this guy
      I look in the bright side and make jokes about it all the time.

    • Flash

      Laugh with him.

    • Mariel

      The good thing is that he base a sense of humor about it.

      • Mariel


  • StarboardEngine

    Mac is jealous.

    • Forty Creek

      It's his grandma

  • Dan

    #32 A true American hero

    • Alpha

      It' fake, retard!

      • what

        that doesn't stop it from being funny. get a life

    • crush

      Javi y Lucy. EL SUSTO

  • bizarrogreg

    #32 It's good!!!

    • Alpha

      It' fake retard.

      • bizarrogreg

        If you are going to act like a tool, please go elsewhere. It's not the Chive way…

        • Flake

          Actually, it is the Chive way. Go check any post involving anyone who looks different or has a different lifestyle.

    • Johnytexas67


    • Hawksnester

      It's real

  • Murph

    #16.. I have no idea what this is.

    • turtles suck

      A horrible excuse for a movie

    • Mike Hunt

      It's a shitty movie, full of retardedness

    • Claude

      ignorance can be bliss.

      • MissVega84

        its a movie only stupid find entertaining

        • TrueCaper

          Nice sweater vega! where can I throw my money to get one?

    • Whoreallyknows

      For all those saying it is stupid movie… How would you know unless you spent your money to go watch it… and that right there is all they care about getting… your $$$. And if you didn't watch and are commenting on it then you don't have a right to say it is crap… just sayin

      • Stop It

        And because you said "just sayin" you automatically qualify as a retard.

        • Wow

          Grow up people! I agree with "whoreallyknows" and just because they pegged you as one of the suckers that watched it or makes comments about things they don't know, doesn't mean you have to call him/her names.

          • turtles suck


          • Heisanidiot


            Is that name "who really knows", or is her real name "Ally"?

            • POOPYSHORES

              I read it as Whore Ally knows. Haahaha

      • TheVanityScore

        i watched it. and im so very fucking sorry that i did. terrible terrible TERRIBLE fucking movies. i applaud the person that didnt blow there hard earned money on this crap

      • howie_

        Well, I heard that it *might* be possible to watch a movie without paying for it…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I'm amazed we're leading him THIS long
      without naming that which shall-not-be-named

    • LeftFlasherOn

      Before I knew anything about it, I picked up the book on audio cd's. After the 3rd disc, I pitched the whole set.

      • guest

        I wouldn't have admitted that you even made it to the third disk.

    • http://kill.em.all evad

      only wacthing the trailers, and that's enough to know this is a shitty movie

  • iWin


    • uWon


    • Eder

      lol. dumb bitch.

    • TheVanityScore

      first to worst

    • akgoalie

      nailed it bro…

  • Heather

    #32 you would use this

  • MigraineBoy

    #10 That's how it's done.

    • Beantown

      How is the bucket on the left doing that? Bond defies gravity?

  • StarboardEngine

    Yeah, do you have any more 28W 64L's left in the back? Doesn't seem to be any more on the shelves.

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Hey, at least his goddamn pants aren't hanging halfway off his ass.

  • sfb101

    #23 Pure awesome!

  • testudo321


    Only in Australia !

    • name

      it's spain

  • tv_paul

    #33 Elevated from Kid to Man card level: Awesome

    • Alpha

      good one idiotit's obviously some faggot loser dad, who obviously gave up on his dreams years ago, trying to make his own life seem worth living. its fake and the kid is probably a faggot, also.

      • LOFL

        I thought you were talking about paul!!!

      • Froob

        Lol so fucking funny it just kept getting better the more you went into it well done

      • Zalpha

        Go back to trollville now little troll.

    • Macro

      Real men don't actually use the term "man card".

      • Fakeman

        Real men don't use the term "Real Men"

  • Murph

    #28 We should all be this awesome.

  • SVSumm

    #33 Thats fucking awesome. Good for you kid; made my day

  • tv_paul

    #10 Jealous Trebek?

  • jmstech

    #32 What the hell is the camera man doing?

  • Brandon

    #10 Like A Boss

  • Sam

    What am I miss on #19?

    • StarboardEngine

      I'm not sure what's going on in #19 either, but I do know you're missing an -ing.

      • Global

        It's a battlefield. Yellow vs green

      • Dude

        Zombie bear apocalypse.

      • Sam

        Well played sir

    • Friendly Smile

      Not to put too fine of a point on it but, the 'ing' on your verb…

    • janus

      the cola bottles are guns and the bears are two opposing sides of a battle.
      oh and the bears laying down have been killed, you can tell by the red gummy bear parts on them lol

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