All aboard, next stop ‘Memory Lane’! (35 Photos)

  • suck me dry

    suck me all the way off

    • Ted

      I would….but your penis is SOOOO small….

    • thumper

      If it hasn't happened by now, chances are it isn't going to happen.

    • fucked

      Where have you been? How are the kids?

    • Jerry Sandusky


    • ColaChiver

      Someone please blow this guy so he'll go away.

    • Mike

      piss off you sorry SOB

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #20 Fuck yeah Nikki Cox

    • Whisper Yang


      • Radam

        #20 WAY better before the plastic surgery! She should have never had it. Way better looking here (back then) then she is now!!!

        • Sam

          Googled current picture….NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

        • LoganExplosion

          Used to be sooooo fine!!!! WHY WHY WHY?!?!
          "Last time i saw lips like that they had a hook in em"

        • waltgator


    • Daniel Aaron Evans

      Before she decided to ruin her face.

      • oobaka

        I never knew about her plastic surgery. She really ruined herself.

        • Terwilliger

          Giant fish lips now.

    • bdg

      Had the biggest crush on this one!!!

    • Dugan

      I heard her middle name was "Sukma" till she changed it for Hollywood.

    • stevedampman

      she was so hot but shes awful now .. looks like she spent a little too much time with plastic surgery.

    • Yuppp

      God damnit I miss her 😦

    • AZFan

      She was so freakin hot than she destroyed her face.


    • Lazy Jake

      I always wanted to see her titties.

    • its_forge

      Ludicrously pretty and sexy little girl who never, ever, EVER should have let ANYONE within a hundred miles of her with a scalpel.

    • Madcat151

      sooo hot! Want to touch the hiney! …..ARroooo!

  • @seanwoyna

    #28 DZ was the shit!

    • Bruisedbuttbone

      They always hurt my ass so bad

    • roger

      DZ was Da Zhit!

  • thebigbangdito


    Sadly I still use these for car mp3 music

    • its_forge

      Heh my car head unit has so many connections it looks like a freakin' octopus. I can play anything on there except a bluetooth device and I coulda got a little doodad for that too. I can even play a thumb drive.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 lol I work in IT and I had to clean someone's mouse for them because that trackball was all gritty. The whole time I'm thinking "Who uses these anymore?"

    • Professor Squeegee

      Public school teachers?

      • beetlejuice


    • VedHead77

      Who is so lazy that they call IT to clean a mouse?I figured out how to open that puppy up (and steal the ball) when I was 6.

    • Sean

      I cleaned mine just last week… sooooo….. doctors offices do…. apparently….. is that ok monkey man?

  • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

    #34 The ONLY reason I EVER thought about my school getting a "Mandatory Dress code"!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #11 Bitch, that's nothing. The old style game I played actually had plastic cherry trees that stood up and you hung your cherries on them.

  • Jeff


    Qtips and rubbing alcohol when all else failed.

    • pnutz

      No, just hit it really hard til it worked if all else failed.

    • Sim

      …..or just push the game up and down continuously for a few minutes and press power again.

      • Ray

        Hold in the reset button while wiggling the cartridge side to side

    • Adam

      Just breathe on it dude!!! Create that moisture for better contact!

      Used to suck when you would think you finally had it working…only to have the main title screen show up scrambled.

    • AirwolfWilly

      Did anyone else find success in getting a game to work after plugging it into the Game Genie?

    • Lou

      + fucking 1 Jeff. Used to used the Qtip and alcohol method all the time.

      Who else remembers having to stick another game on top of the one you wanted to play in order for it to stay in and play? lol

    • tim

      What amazes me is when your NES stopped working we instinctively knew how to fix it. The internet wasn't around. We just aren't complete dumbasses like today's generation.

  • dreez

    Ah yes, the times before Al Gore invented the internet

  • Brian

    #26 you were a badass if you had CD-RW's

    • Tothe


      • Brian

        You could burn to it multiple times. CD-Rs you can only burn to once

    • Alumni72

      I still have a few – been saving them for 'the right occasion'.

  • Andy Valentine

    #12 – I still have my silly putty in it's little red egg. Though, I'll admit, it's not quite as "putty" at it was 20 years ago.

    • Guest

      *its, not it's

  • VanCan

    #15: so… much… fun!

  • Andy Valentine

    #13 – See recorder, immediately think of Frère Jacques

    • Telephone Man

      I now have a kid with a recorder. Good times…

    • ColaChiver

      Hot Cross Buns…. fuck that song.

    • Liz

      Hot Cross Buns

    • Levian

      We learned the titanic song in grade 5 for that thing

  • Trav1121

    #33 Winona before the shoplifting. A simpler, goth-ier time…

    • Nevenem

      #33 that's Kevin McCallister's mom!

      • Trav1121

        And Ferris Bueller's principal!

        • saltygary

          And Bueller's principal got caught diddling little boys.

    • El_Hefe

      Stone Cold is a nice guy, met him numerous times

  • Lyra

    #21, ah yes, didn't they use to change colour when put into cold milk?

    • adam

      They sure did!

    • @novajellyfish

      I'm so glad someone besides me remembers these! These were definitely my favorite!

  • freddy boy

    #5 The greatest man in history, certainly the kindest. #16 The one woman on earth worth the hassle.

  • Joey Pecoraro

    #27 The website is still active! lol

    • Halls

      bhahaha there are wallpapers and shiz, sadly thought the Dole Quiz no longer works

  • lat297

    #34 is still one of the best music videos of all time… right up there with Thriller, but for different reasons…

  • Schnizz56

    #17 is that 'Killer Klowns from Outer Space'?

    • thatguy


    • DeflaterMouse

      Easily the worst movie of all time. Seriously, it's an abortion.

      • Claude

        which also makes it the best movie of all time

      • justme

        Howard the Duck. At least an honorable mention.

        • its_forge

          At least Howard the Duck had Lea Thompson on all fours in skintight pink satin panties.

    • bcanddc

      Yes it is! I love that movie. There was some rumor floating around they were going to make a sequel soon. I kind of hope they don't really.

  • mcthr33

    #13 Use to just murder Mary Had A Little Lamb on that

  • beetljuice

    #33 she could tally me banana

  • gclark

    #10 OMG HAGGER (I think his name is) Final Fight such a badass game….

    #33 Beetle juice, beetle juice, beeeeeeeeeeeeeetle juiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

    Fuck Im old

  • ChrisDG74

    #25 Max Payne FTMFW

    • AirwolfWilly

      Always loved the "sucking on a lemon" face.
      Classic game!

    • its_forge

      The movie sure was a fucked-up mess though.

      • ChrisDG74

        Yeah, but Mila was in it. I can forgive a lot of crap for her.

  • Niitsitapi13

    #34 She actually is alone, those are merely visual manifestations of her multiple personalities.

    • tralfaz

      *mind blown*

  • oobaka

    So much time and money wasted *sigh*

    • Quarter Horse

      Wasted??? Damn you to hell, DAMN YOU TO HELL, I SAY!

      Though, I could have bought a car with all the money I spent…. uh, sorry, what was my point??

      • AirwolfWilly

        Or a day when you found a quarter in the slot or it actually returned one when you pressed it?
        Like Christmas!

    • bcanddc

      We used to take nickels and hit them with a five pound sledge hammer to flatten them a little. The games wouldn't know the difference and we reduced our gaming tab by 80%!!

      Or better yet, we had a red headed girl with really long and strong hair that was a friend. We would pull one hair out of her head, tape it to a quarter, put it in the machine and slowly lower it until it hit the switch, pull it back up and repeat until you had 99 credits then snap it off……….boom, free play all day!

    • Big C

      Worth it.

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