Do something innovative this weekend (23 Photos)

  • beer me

    #1 genius

    • rAs

      Or you could just stand the bottles up…

    • xaotikdesigns

      Not really, its a terrible way to store bottles. Beer bottle should be kept upright.

      It increases oxidation of the brew, can create yeast rings, and the cap/cork will taint the flavor.

      • Claude

        if you have beer long enough for any of that to happen, it needs to be thrown out.

        • xaotikdesigns

          Sorry I'm not 18 anymore and don't see beer as just something to chug constantly.

          But hey, you go right ahead and store your PBRs however you want.

          • 5280Blazin

            Or you could just buy a 6 pack at a time and not be a dick. Just a thought.

          • TrySomeWeedAndChill

            Someone clearly needs to egg this assholes house with PBR's

        • bczu

          When certain beers like Nugget Nectar come out once a year I buy a shit load of it and save it as long as I can.

    • IrishInNJ

      Don't over think it guys, he saw that there no comments and raced down to post a one word generic comment about the first picture.

    • krypto092108

      That could work, except for what xaotikdesigns said… He's right about all that…

    • NIXem

      its only been posted on the chive 23 times

    • chivesucksnow

      fucking dumbest idea ever. and stop fucking posting it. must be the 10th time i've seen this stupid thing. in fact, most of this gallery has been posted about 10 times.

      • KAFman

        Yeah, TheChive was better when no one else knew about it but you, right?

        I don't mind if you just move along and go to your website of choice. Why do you feel it necessary to post here?

        • FUkafkid

          I don't mind if you just eat shit and die. So go ahead and do that, mmk?

    • Findangle

      The only thing I would be worried about is the fact that I only had 6 beer! Looks like a bunch of leftover beer that should have been drank promptly the next morning.

  • MattyDeuce

    #12 That gun could NEVER be destroyed

    • @coralmonster

      bullet proof gun ftw

    • Claude

      just hope no one calls you while you're making a deposit.

    • dedubs

      Glock is the Nokia of handguns

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Somehow…Somewhere…Someone's gonna blow their brains out while trying figure out how speak with a 2nd caller.

    • QTheLibertine

      You can hardly destroy a Glok to begin with.

  • Seth

    #8 Well played

    • rugerhoyt

      going home and installing one of these immediately

      • Vag Masterson

        Recyclerolla…. Invented by Adam Carolla

        • roat

          lazy idiots

          • Roatthedouche

            Yea.. Because we shouldn't Be inventive human beings.. We should do things all the same cause bladeblabla

        • Ben

          The ace man's is way more pro.

    • zackgonick

      That is by far the best alcoholic invention I've seen lately!

    • QTheLibertine

      This is brilliant! I am grabbing my hole saw and DeWalt as soon as I hit "submit comment".

  • Toasty

    #2 New meaning to the term "hot seat".

    • Eee

      Wonder how that burnt pain meat tastes lol

      • Eee2


    • JHL1

      Just for the record, any decent engineer would never do that.

  • yeager

    #17 made me laugh a little to hard

    • jimbob

      Wonder if that is what they used in WY?

      • wyman

        jimbob you are an idiot and an inconsiderate asshole

        • Jack Wagon

          Wyman, you sir, are a bitch.

          • itsafact

            No, Jack… Anyone who actually says "you sir" or "well played, sir" is a bitch..

            • Jack Wagon

              Is that cuz the bully that beat you up all the time said that stuff too you sir? Well played comment tho, bitch.

  • Del

    #13 'Merica

    • teehee

      If you put the corn dogs on the other way-sticks out then you could have pizza/corn dog on a stick…..

    • @julesmarie310

      delicious 'Merica

  • HumpDan

    I've never worn a pair of unmatching socks before. GOOO BILLLSSSS!

    • NIXem

      Billsss you too tardo!

  • MrCoffee

    #8 Janky but brilliant.

  • jesus

    The post is about innovations. The irony is that we all seen these pictures many times before on this site. Do something innovative this weekend Mac, find new pictures!

    • cweed

      I second this. It seems like the majority of posts have mulitple repeats.

    • stock194

      It's been a huge repost week. New stuff please!!!

    • Liz

      Instead of complaining….why don't you do something innovative and DO IT YOURSELF


  • Forty Creek

    #12 At lest it will never jam.

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #12 I'm afraid with what this gun can shoot.

    • 780chive

      "Just shoot me a text" got taken way seriously on this…

  • Doug

    #20 just blew my brains out. anyone have a cig?

    • Electric Boogalo

      I know, who still has cantilever brakes on their bike, right?

      • Trig

        Always have a set of feeler gauges in my tool box, spanner to large or metric just slide in feeler gauges until tight fit is achieved.

  • rAs

    #1 Or you could just stand the bottles up…

    • xaotikdesigns

      Especially since storing on the side like that ruins the beer

      • phil

        storage? who said anything about storage?

        • xaotikdesigns

          I guess if you just want to fill your fridge with what ever chugable swill is handy, then this method will work fine for you.

          • TrollingForTrolls

            STFU you condescending asshole. Nobody mentioned anything about swill, but hey keep drinking your craft beer, good for you, meanwhile nobody else gives a shit what you drink.

      • The_Ger

        Those beers were ruined before they were even bottled.

        • xaotikdesigns

          An excellent point.

    • Stick

      Bottles don't fit upright

      • Smelted Pelted

        take a shelf out, add more beer.

        • Jack Wagon

          Its just a pic fellas, grow up and chill out. Speaking of re-posts, stop re-posting your lame ass comments about a pic.

  • fucked

    RIP Niccolo Machiavelli

  • Stick

    But now you're opening the fridge far more than needed.

    • mbns

      How often do you reach for a glass that you don't also need something from the fridge? Rarely, unless you drink tap water.

      • laonglaan

        you dont need to open fridge when putting clean glass in.

        • professor

          it does kinda look like the two doors are attached

  • stefansoble

    #7 I had that radio boom box. Just not those speakers

  • tv_paul

    #2 Who designed this Ron Popeil or Ed Gein?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I hope you don't mind a little lead poisoning from the paint. 😛

  • StarboardEngine

    Or you could put the can in a KCCO koozie and finish drinking it in less time than it takes to make that handle.

    • IthinkNot

      A fosters Can in a tiny koozie? I think not

  • xjrich

    #3 ftw

  • laxfan

    #8 might be the best innovation I've seen in these posts. Subtle and effective

    • Bill

      This is a Recyclerolla… Adam Carolla invented this.

      • Joe

        No one invented this, it's PVC pipe running through a floor

        • GeniousCarolla

          Adam Carolla made it famous.. Though his goes outside and not in the basement

          • Craig

            I thought his went through the kitchen wall into the garage. I wouldn't cut a hole in an outside wall, but that's my thought.

            • TommyD

              It goes outside. They showed the one he installed for Jimmy Kimmel on one of the episodes of The Adam Carolla Project.

    • gma

      You live like a fucking hobo. Who the fuck saws holes in their floor and installs PVC pipe. Why don't you put one next to your bed to piss in.

  • thevanityscore

    #19 is a pretty bad idea lol id love to watch this happen though

  • Cat Taco

    I looked at the first part of #8 for a good 5 minutes like WTF, then scrolled …..

    • It's Me

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one.

  • sfb101

    #2 I wonder what burnt paint on a dog tastes like?

    • Drunkendave

      Tastes like brain damage

    • Chris Farely

      Have you ever eatin Paint Chips as a child?

      • Tommy Boy


    • MonkeyMadness

      The lead paint gives it flavor.

    • Matt the King

      Like Rosie O'Donnell's taint, I'd imagine.

  • suck me off

    all the way off

  • Bob

    Some of these will injure people…

    • Will

      You're gay.

      • Bob

        You are stupid and take it up the ass 😉

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