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December 2, 2012 |
In: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned, WTF
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Are you wasted? Get your shit together and send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.
Category: College, FAIL, Funny, Owned, WTF
i don't understand why people do this.
itll be super awesome when they move and shit goes everywhere,, especially pricy electronics.
troll status = expert
economic status = -$800
Electronic status is most likely 2 already red ringed xbox and a gamecube? No loss there
Yea I know right?! Who the hell drinks Squirt?!
i love squirt
I used to. Shit gives me kidney stones now.
FIRST! and im still drunk
Because I spit hot fire -Dylan
Name the five greatest rappers of all time
#22 Like a sir
Truer words have never been spoken
Who is that?
You sir are banned from the interwebz for one millennium and must have your man car revoked, you may apply for another when that millennium is done.
man card* damnit…so close.
#21 Go home lamp, you're drunk.
Cheap beer, hot chick…… I'll take it!
Her boobs look like they'll be a bit of a disappointment…
#11 Game of Thrones just got better!
well put sir.
Dayum, like find her and stuff
#3 looks like that belt got a little too tricky for him.
Or for her.
#8 – he's gonna swirly her next.
#25 imagine what she can take up her ass.
I'm really concerned how your mind took passed out drunk and turned it into "I bet she can take it up the ass real well." You should probably go talk some things out with someone who gets paid.
#4 yyyeaahh buddy
#13 Still? Can we get an update next week too?
#24 He got "quacked"
That fucking ad with the baby on the side needs to GO AWAY
#1 is only missing a "deal with it" written on it <img src="http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/b/26/9do6egcg8eu.png" width="1"/>
#4 Mila Kunis is just, wonderful…
#23 … this is called a grenade… you pull the one shot, take it then down the other two
The grenade drink that I know is from NOLA…this title makes sense to me.
I think it's actually called a "frat douche"
As soon as I saw this I knew it was IU. I'll take an AMF please.
Oh, you think Jäger is your ally. You merely adopted the drink. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t taste water until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but POISON.
The Jäger betrays you because it belongs to me!
#24.. uh who's foot is that?
That's the table leg.
thats his foot dumbass
Drunk Daleks FTW!
Dear chive… this Friday I proceeded to get wasted as per SOP (standard operating procedure) (I'm a soldier btw). The results were quite entertaining: I started to party at a local bar in my home town… then blank, cant remember a thing… then I wake up in a neighboring town with this gorgeous naked girl who started to… well… blow my whistle (if you get the picture) while I was still asleep to wake me up… as I opened my eyes and looked down at her, she stops, looks up and says "round 3!!!" while giving me the sexiest wink ever. Everything went better than expected!!! and then she drove me home… lol I think that's one for the win column!
Congratulations, nobody gives a fuck. I'm sure you have the same story on your facebook page for all to see as well.
Pics, or it never happened.
Guest and Jay are jealous. Jealousy makes you nasty. Nasty make you ugly. And ugly make you lonely and sad!
Good for you, soldier-man!
Thanks Just! haters gonna hate!! lol and I'm gonna keep on keeping calm and chiving on!! cheers!
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