Soooo…. you got wasted (26 Photos)

Are you wasted? Get your shit together and send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • p1ll

    #25 wtf

    • Dwide_Schrude

      i don't understand why people do this.

      itll be super awesome when they move and shit goes everywhere,, especially pricy electronics.

      • OG Long Nut

        troll status = expert
        economic status = -$800

        • George

          Electronic status is most likely 2 already red ringed xbox and a gamecube? No loss there

    • MattyDeuce

      Yea I know right?! Who the hell drinks Squirt?!

      • RobTalk

        i love squirt

      • ChrisDG74

        I used to. Shit gives me kidney stones now.

    • the credible hulk


  • Michael Kurian

    FIRST! and im still drunk

    • Armon Farrari

      Because I spit hot fire -Dylan

      • Josh

        Name the five greatest rappers of all time

  • Wacko30

    #22 Like a sir

    • Goducks

      The gentleman!

  • Not you


  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Truer words have never been spoken

    • bobobo

      Who is that?

      • Mike

        You sir are banned from the interwebz for one millennium and must have your man car revoked, you may apply for another when that millennium is done.

        • Mike

          man card* damnit…so close. 😦

          • kunk


  • Django

    #21 Go home lamp, you're drunk.

  • Honey boo boo

    Cheap beer, hot chick…… I'll take it!

    • Yourmom

      Her boobs look like they'll be a bit of a disappointment…

      Just sayin'

  • Wet_tosti

    #11 Game of Thrones just got better!

    • Canucks_Rule

      well put sir.

  • Jeff

    Dayum, like find her and stuff

  • Anonymous

    #3 looks like that belt got a little too tricky for him.

    • inkstained

      Or for her.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #8 – he's gonna swirly her next.

  • Txstate

    #25 imagine what she can take up her ass.

    • Anonymous

      I'm really concerned how your mind took passed out drunk and turned it into "I bet she can take it up the ass real well." You should probably go talk some things out with someone who gets paid.

  • dino

    Every Weekend

  • Matticus

    #4 yyyeaahh buddy

  • Anthony Daugherity

    #13 Still? Can we get an update next week too?

  • N2MotoX

    #24 He got "quacked"

  • FuckUSD

    That fucking ad with the baby on the side needs to GO AWAY

  • jimctu

    #1 is only missing a "deal with it" written on it :)<img src="; width="1"/>

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #4 Mila Kunis is just, wonderful…

  • Dan

    #23 … this is called a grenade… you pull the one shot, take it then down the other two

    • MattyDeuce

      The grenade drink that I know is from NOLA…this title makes sense to me.

    • McBeastie666

      I think it's actually called a "frat douche"

    • Mike

      As soon as I saw this I knew it was IU. I'll take an AMF please.

  • Bane

    Oh, you think Jäger is your ally. You merely adopted the drink. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t taste water until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but POISON.

    • MattyDeuce

      The Jäger betrays you because it belongs to me!

  • corvallischive

    #24.. uh who's foot is that?

    • RK2438

      That's the table leg.

  • colby marsh

    thats his foot dumbass

  • Steve

    Drunk Daleks FTW!

  • Denis

    Dear chive… this Friday I proceeded to get wasted as per SOP (standard operating procedure) (I'm a soldier btw). The results were quite entertaining: I started to party at a local bar in my home town… then blank, cant remember a thing… then I wake up in a neighboring town with this gorgeous naked girl who started to… well… blow my whistle (if you get the picture) while I was still asleep to wake me up… as I opened my eyes and looked down at her, she stops, looks up and says "round 3!!!" while giving me the sexiest wink ever. Everything went better than expected!!! and then she drove me home… lol I think that's one for the win column!

    • Jay

      Congratulations, nobody gives a fuck. I'm sure you have the same story on your facebook page for all to see as well.

    • Guest

      Pics, or it never happened.

      • JustMe

        Guest and Jay are jealous. Jealousy makes you nasty. Nasty make you ugly. And ugly make you lonely and sad!
        Good for you, soldier-man!

        • Denis

          Thanks Just! 🙂 haters gonna hate!! lol and I'm gonna keep on keeping calm and chiving on!! cheers! 🙂

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