Soooo…. you got wasted (26 Photos)

#25 wtf

FIRST! and im still drunk

#22 Like a sir

Yeah!

#4
Truer words have never been spoken

#21 Go home lamp, you're drunk.

#11
Cheap beer, hot chick…… I'll take it!

#11 Game of Thrones just got better!

#11
Dayum, like find her and stuff

#3 looks like that belt got a little too tricky for him.

#8 – he's gonna swirly her next.

#25 imagine what she can take up her ass.

#15
Every Weekend

#4 yyyeaahh buddy

#13 Still? Can we get an update next week too?

#24 He got "quacked"

That fucking ad with the baby on the side needs to GO AWAY

#1 is only missing a "deal with it" written on it <img src="http://rj.revolvermaps.com/h/b/26/9do6egcg8eu.png&quot; width="1"/>

#4 Mila Kunis is just, wonderful…

#23 … this is called a grenade… you pull the one shot, take it then down the other two

Oh, you think Jäger is your ally. You merely adopted the drink. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn’t taste water until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but POISON.

#24.. uh who's foot is that?

thats his foot dumbass

Drunk Daleks FTW!

Dear chive… this Friday I proceeded to get wasted as per SOP (standard operating procedure) (I'm a soldier btw). The results were quite entertaining: I started to party at a local bar in my home town… then blank, cant remember a thing… then I wake up in a neighboring town with this gorgeous naked girl who started to… well… blow my whistle (if you get the picture) while I was still asleep to wake me up… as I opened my eyes and looked down at her, she stops, looks up and says "round 3!!!" while giving me the sexiest wink ever. Everything went better than expected!!! and then she drove me home… lol I think that's one for the win column!