Dirty humor for those, like me, who refuse to grow up (50 Photos)

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  • yup

    oskar the grouch has a cousin keenan the vegan who lives in a recycle bin.

    • the truf

      oscar, why are you a grouch? Bitch i live in a fucking trash can!

  • RandomTask09

    #5: "…aaand I'm spent."

    • DaddyD

      "Now, where I did put those blue pills …"

  • Tiber_Septim

    #29 she's got a natural talent

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      • etcrrrrrror

        yeah beat it stan

  • zach donahue

    #14 is the man…….. cant doubt that.

    • Alex

      I'm fairly certain that is a drag show.

      • Jim

        Yes!!! I thought the same thing when my "gay-dar" went off! Haha

    • Matticus

      he's the man… between two other men.. lol

    • Der'

      That looks like Dr. John Hammond from Jurassic park.

  • Scott

    #36
    This picture didn't need the help of the suggestive number in the background to make this post.

    • Kelowna Chiver

      This guy looks like prince William. Ps no more 69 for you. Kate's pregnant……

      • JuTitzu

        Looks more like that filthy cockroach Omar Suarez from scarface

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #23 I don't get it, the shirts just say " Try an ale-" Ohh…

    • gmc

      More appropriately they should say "try 3 quarter pounders with cheese"

      • Si1entStatic

        Why? I don't think they work in a burger joint. I believe there shirts suggest they work in a Bar/Pub.

        • McBeastie666

          I think he was trying to be clever because the people are slightly overweight. I think he failed miserably.

    • Si1entStatic

      look at that smirk. She knows exactly what her shirt says….. dirty dirty hot girl….. i feel like an ale now…

  • Jimmy_Recard

    Ah Sasha Grey. So Talented. #1

    • Surf's up

      Get it?! It's funny because she's a filthy whore!

      • haha

        i thought it was funny….i like your approach, straight to the point.

    • Kramer

      she never takes a break

    • Mike Oxbig

      She likes having all her holes filled

    • SOhioChiver

      Air tight!

  • Leave birds alone!

    #18 that's what you get

    • Lazy Jake

      That's what I was going to say, except I was going to add "for being a dick".

  • Good morning

    #42 perfection

    • JakeHolman

      gorgeous, but just remember somewhere out there, some guy is sick of her shit.

      • Trav1121

        No one anywhere is sick of Olivia Wilde's shit… NO ONE!

        • JakeHolman

          said the 16 year old virgin

        • McBeastie666

          She's vegan…trust me, someone's sick of her shit. Someone who eats cheeseburgers in secret.

          • KyleHeier

            There are no secrets… she has vegan psychic powers

      • jakesanasshole

        oh my…you are sooooooo cool…snappy comments… I bet all your bitches just luvvvvvvvvvvvv you..

    • Kp1000

      Indeed, actually thought it was Summer Glau at first, who is also perfect. Even if she dooms tv shows.

    • House

      13 !

  • Gabby Rules!

    #37 Damn Hamsters.

  • Alex

    #8 she doesn't seem impressed with your skills bro

    • G_Had

      On the contrary, assuming the fluid wasn't there when he started.

  • Professor Squeegee

    #31 Imagine this kid's morning breath.

  • scoopit

    #34 talk about a nose job.

    • Craig

      I see a nip!

    • tv_paul

      So she's blowing his nose for him, how nice.

    • Kato

      Oh! Those dark areolas gets me all the time.

    • hi5
      • gif

        quacktastic

  • http://www.facebook.com/joey.pecoraro Joey Pecoraro

    I feel like #25 is from Toddlers and Tiaras.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I feel like beating the crap out of her parents.

      • mynameis

        I feel like beating the crap out of bob for posting so many kids here. Bob you are suspect! Chive should not wait for the good ole boys to come knocking and seize your computer! F U Bob for this post

        • UhHuh

          Will you please shut the fuck up already. You are as annoying as Paula.

        • sagasha

          You sir, are an asshole.

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    • sagasha

      Jeeze… KCCO already. It's PHOTOSHOPPED you imbeciles. Look closely and you'll see that the first letter C is different from the second. The child loves ROCK and not COCK. On the other hand, I could be totally wrong and you're now a perve for looking at some strange little girl's right boobie you sicko!!

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #31 lol.. poor lil boy. my cat always sleeps on my butt,

    • Trav1121

      Must be comfortable there…

    • FunKiller

      I probably would too, smart kitty!

    • Go-Fish!

      Guys, I don't think she said that so you would all comment on how nice her bum might be.. Just a regular girl, making comments about how her kitty enjoys sleeping on her bum..

      • slurp u silly

        Regular my ass, she's fuckin hot.

  • Z_b

    #18 Karma is a bitch..

  • Andy Valentine

    #44 – Funniest thing I've read all week.

    • Trav1121

      That advice, if followed, will cause a LOT of murder…

    • urinal licker

      You need to read more Andy.

  • Aaron

    #7 He's gonna turn into Mr. Fantastic when those puppies start to sag

    • Turd F.

      She could still see my Thing.

      • McBeastie666

        Which is also hidden beneath a fold?

    • jreddy23

      only when she's doing a headstand though.

    • Underbaker

      It may just be me and I do think some tats are enhancing, but I really wouldn't want to see a picture of a naked man on my woman holding her bewb. With that said I am now wide open to jokes on how that would never be my woman.

  • p1ll

    #50 FTW

  • Trav1121

    #2 Wonder if any if those people asked for Dick-in-a-box for Xmas?

    • SOhioChiver

      Prepare to stop when flashing

    • OhioChiver

      Santa Hose ..Santa Hose..How much does it weigh…
      Take a guess and win the prize…. of a drunkin flight by sleigh…

      *Murry Xmas

  • That Guy

    #12 should also have the same label as #13

  • K-1

    #23: What an unfortunate angle for her…
    #34: Tis the season!

    • LOL

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    • Pax

      What? She is super cute.

      • K-1

        I was refering to the words written on her t-shirt

  • Elephant

    #14 looks like Richard Attenborough in Jurassic Park

    • Kodos

      spared no expense…

  • NOLA ftw

    # 34 I can see a hint of nipple.
    http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dirty

    • Lazy Jake

      #34 yes… yes you can.

  • RealZoo

    #10 "Now turn your head to the side and quack!!!"

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