An iPhone that really can do everything (11 Photos)

  • Mike

    I wonder if I could get it through TSA…. Then I'll buy one.

    • jjjjjjjj


      • Mike

        You're not allowed to say the "T" word!!

    • TXChiver

      My guess is no. I thought this would be a great product until you said that

      • DaddyD

        Pack in your suitcase.

    • tom foolery

      Wil it blend ?

    • Bacon

      The Knife is removable. Once removed it conforms to TSA regulations. Just pack the knife in your checked baggage and you are good to go.

    • mxk001

      there's already an app for that

  • hooray


    • MigraineBoy

      Congratulations good Sir, you win the internet for today!

    • techarmor

      Download the iPhone flashlight app.

  • remix_

    Knowing me I would stab my self in the leg more than not..

    • bob

      and the first time you slip with it, or twist too hard trying to budge that screw, the screen cracks in half and you realize how stupid you are.


  • RyanJames

    But can it grate cheese?

    • Justsay OyVey

      or wash the dishes

  • wkdfrog

    Or you could just buy a swiss army knife for 10 bucks…

    • Bud

      That's dumb. I want everything to be all in one. I'm looking for a toilet phone fleshlight nailgun. Anyone know where I can find that? Specifically in blue.

    • Ty Webb

      iphone owners aren't that smart.

    • Dan the Man

      Too mainstream

  • blutodawg

    What about circumcisions?

    • Trig

      Yep needs a cigar cutter.

      • blutodawg


  • andiwagedpeace

    Where can I get one of those?!

  • JTW

    #5 Survival tools like a knife might come in handy if you are relying on Apple Maps to get you somewhere.

    • TommyB


    • Josh

      That comment FTW

    • blutodawg

      I cried a little at that one

    • J_Ace


    • fire

      Todays best comment.

    • Tanthony2012

      Never laughed so hard at a comment

  • sfb101

    What no corkscrew?

  • Mr. Bounciverse

    "Give me your phone bitch"
    "Nah, you give me yours


    Is how it would play out in my head

    • Mike

      Meanwhile, in the world we all wish we lived in.

    • TommyKnockers

      hahaha I'm sorry I'm just trying to envision your scenario and the small fragile sound your knife makes “shink” just doesn’t sound threatening at all . 🙂 .. or is that sound the blade makes when you wave it threateningly at the perp and it falls loose and bounces off the pavement?

  • Madhatter

    I'd stab myself in the dick with it

  • N2MotoX

    #5 The ones on the Swiss Army knife didn't cut too well! They are as useless as a screen door on a submarine!

    • Mike

      I have a Swiss Army Officer Knife, the saw blade on it will cut your leg off if need be!

  • Hanzo

    When the zombie apocalypse happens, you might not be able to call anyone but atleast you can saw small branches. SOLD!

  • dr313

    now try to get it out of your pocket without hitting one of the switches and cutting the shit out of your hand.

  • ari

    Swiss army knife company should sue Apple for that iKnife

    • savagecabbage

      They stole it from new girl. real-apps

  • fucked


  • Boner Jams

    Just a few other ways for me to break my phone

  • chris

    Except Adobe Flash…..

  • Z_b

    Still can't make coffee…

    • Sappy

      There's an app for that.. literally.

  • Doubtfull

    But does it make phone calls?

  • jOb

    for the outdoorsy hipster.


    Impromptu knife fight? There's an app for that.

  • IrishInNJ

    Can I get a "tchotchke" up in here?

  • Corrin Carrigan

    until you try to take it through an airport.

  • Mr. T

    Can it pick up girls? Can't do everything then…

    • Si1entStatic

      depends on your definition of "pick up girls" if your version involves knife pointing, shouting, and windowless vans then yes it can help you pick up girls. For the rest of us we don't need phone accessories it to pick up girls…..

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