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  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #2 #8

    • Bil


  • hideeho


  • hooray

    #20……..STILL GOT A SEMI.

    • Wisti

      a parot head cichlid would have immitated it better and been perfect 😦

    • Dan

      It seriously took me a minute to notice her face.

      • yeah because


    • Jesse

      Bubble fish have that effect on me, too.

    • Jay

      She's freakin hot.

      • ColaChiver

        For a trailer park.

  • so painful

    #23 Yes.

    • Wisti

      I love that he didn't drop his cake :] Cake is that important -_-

    • taylor

      best one

  • Hank Hill

    #16 He don't discriminate. He lies to kids, too.

    • Kodos

      ..why not, he steals from them…

    • dedubs

      right. Obama killed bin laden.

      • Soap_Star

        Well…we are so quick to say that "Bin Laden killed those people in 9/11"…

    • gimme a break


      • spice

        ooo im sorry we were looking for libtards…libtards.

    • Boomer Sooner

      Man you rednecks are sore losers, holy shit. I didn't bitch and moan half as bad after you tards elected bush twice, and he was quite possibly and ACTUAL tard. Quit being so butt hurt that the country didn't elect Williard Myth Robme

      • Hank Hill

        I ain't bitchin that he got elected. Nothin I can do about the fact that over half the voters in this country are blind morons. All I said was he is a fuckin liar. Oh, and redneck? Absolutely.

        • stop. think.

          Yeah, pride in being a redneck. The greatest thing to happen to America since Snooki.

          • lucid_eye

            Take a look at the economy of any redneck state and then look at the economy in the Artsy Fartsy sophisticated state and tell me why this country is sliding downhill. Without rednecks you couldn't afford your lattes and manicures. Blue collars, red necks, and white hair keep this country alive.

            • FrankFuror

              Umm, what exactly are we supposed to be looking at? How the unemployment is higher in the redneck states or how the GDP is lower?

              • SGT_Fati

                Frank name one red state facing bankruptcy. ONE.

                • Boondock

                  Mississippi, the poorest state. But I can far more that recieve more money on the dollar per tax dollar.

                  • SGT_Fati

                    Mississippi ranks 36 for states GDP… Also, just because you are poor does not mean you are facing bankruptcy. Seriously, read a book.

                  • SGT_Fati

                    Hahaha nice 2005 source btw. You do realize Mississippi took lots of money from the federal government because of a giant hurricane that hit in 2005 right?… Just another libtard who cannot find his ass with both hands and a map.

                  • TommyKnockers

                    huh? was this supposed to prove you are educated and correct?

        • Peter Griffin

          hehehehe propane

      • lucid_eye

        He had absolutely nothing to do with the death of Bin Laden, and if the libs had there way we never would have gotten him because there wold be any seals anywhere near Pakistan.

        • BudHa

          yea thats not accurate. blue collars, yea. red necks, no. white hair, killing this country. u old fucks. and the POTUS did not pull the trigger, but his orders were instrumental

          • Uncle Dirty

            Fuck you, moron. Go put on your chicken outfit, it's time for you to get to work.

          • Awkward..

            Pretty awkward when you realize he was sitting in the war room hating everyone because he didn't want them to kill Bin Laden..

      • what

        we'll see who's butt hurt when your taxes go up and the economy gets worse because of it but in spite off that the handouts will continue

        • Brian

          Conservative Logic:

          Bin Laden is to blame for 9/11 for orchestrating and sending his troops to carry it out

          Obama had nothing to do with killing Bin Laden because my rectum is distended.

    • Brian

      So basically what you're saying is that Osama bin Laden had nothing to do with 9/11 because he didn't fly the planes into the building himself. Got it. You're so sore assed you can't even see through the red film in your eyes.

    • lazyJAKE

      Shhhhh, if you listen closely, you can STILL hear all the conservatives crying about an election that happened a month ago. Get over it! He's your president for the next four years and if you don't like it, then there's 195 other countries to move to, just pick one.

      • Hank Hill

        LazyJake. Lazy is an appropriate name for a dumb, liberal jackass.

      • Master Chief

        If you listen even more closely, you can hear liberals crying about a president that left office 4 years ago. . .

        • Hank Hill

          Nice. Nice.

        • SGT_Fati

          Master Chief FOR THE WIN!!!

        • lazyJAKE

          @Master Chief: You were the first one to bring him up, with that comment. btw, nice name and no hard feelings.

  • Natalia

    #4 that orca kinda looked like a cow's face for a second there…

    • Hank Hill

      Eet mor traynor?

    • Mike Hunt

      Haha I see it!

  • Dan Radice

    #20 is squishy.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #6 Oh god, his pecs look like they're going to pop

    • Derka

      I bet he can't even wipe his ass.

      • Turrebo

        I think he don't need to. The shit went elsewhere. It's about to hit the fan, by the look of it…

        • SGT_Fati

          Yeah, he shits outta his nipples.

    • dirtysteve

      Looks like he has enough lens flare on his mantits to make JJ abrams jealous.

      • Justin Cider

        one word PHOTOSHOP.

  • savagecabbage

    #22 which one is he now??

    • Gravey

      Think "Teenage Mutant Ninja"…

    • ggg

      the Italian one.

      • a-nom

        *Clap – Clap – Clap*

      • what

        they do love pizza

    • catmoustache


    • a-nom

      It's Donatello

    • dibbes

      This is donatello. Michelangelo and rafael devoted their lives to art too though. Only Leonardo devoted his life to science 😉

      • bingo

        Um. Leonardo also dabbled in being the greatest artist who ever lived.

  • tv_paul

    #20 Well as long a she's a blow fish I'm fine with it.

    • Derka

      And for Halloween she paints her feet blue and goes as a blue footed boobie.

  • Steve_French

    Kid from Liar Liar?

    Baseball Stuff!!


  • tralfaz

    #20 Spit or swallow, spit or swallow?

    • WileEOne

      I get confused about that too when I go to the dentist …

    • Kato

      Definitely gargle.

  • Dave in Jax, Fl

    #16 Yeah except you didn't…..

    • Jason

      Exactly. What an egomaniac. Seals killed UBL

      • Vop

        Yes,'cause clearly Obama made this meme.

        • mick0311

          No, but you clearly missed the me-fest he had with this accomplishment for a few months.

      • dirtysteve

        Like Bin Laden was a challenge!

    • a-nom

      I get what you're saying. However think of it this way. How many times have you said when you're home team, which ever sport it is, has won you say "we won." We've all done it and it's always dumb because you haven't done anything. Now think of this, he was in the direct planning of the engagement, so there is validity to this. No he did not pull the trigger but he did assist in the planning.

      • The Dallas Chivette

        Right on!

      • mick0311

        Are you saying that "we" is the same as "I"?

        • French Montana

          Are you trying to say that any other president wouldn't have taken the same attitude he had? Please show me where he directly said "I killed Osama"

          • von Mises

            More specifically, he was INTENTIONALLY left out of the loop until it was too late to call off the attack because they were worried the douche bag would say no. But the good news is that 52% of college grads can't find a job, so what do these "bright" indoctrinated college educated morons do? Vote for the idiot again. Obamnomics. You ain't see NUTHIN' yet.

    • JJJ

      how did the election work for ya, LOSER?

      • SGT_Fati

        Unemployment is going back up and Obama wants to spendm ore money we don't have. It worked out great!

        • dirtysteve

          Unemployment in the US just hit a four-year low.

          Facts > hysteria.

          • Republineveragains

  • sfb101

    #7 Take me home Giraffe, I'm drunk.
    #14 Or something really hot DAMHIKT!

  • LeO

    This freaking cat! I salute u.
    Hands down the greatest cat to look for 🙂

  • Machew

    What is #3 from?

    • Paladin

      Stranger than Fiction. It is a RomCom, and actually fairly good movie overall.

    • Tal

      "Stranger Than Fiction," I believe!

    • Noodles

      Yes, Stranger Than Fiction. Will Ferrell in a (mostly) dramatic role. Very under rated film.

    • LeaMagneto

      I like how people dislike your comment just b/c you don't know what movie is from. Too many elitist chivers.

    • dirtysteve

      The joke comes from an episode of Red Dwarf, however.

    • HaloLtd

      Stranger than Fiction

  • misschris

    #28 Well that escalated quickly!

    • Steve Holt

      Great! Another overused comment that wasn't funny to begin with, and now its just tired. Try to be original next time.

      • guessed

        STEVE HOLT!!

  • heathclif

    #16 Let me tell you about the time I sat in the room and watched a live feed of a couple of bad ass Navy SEALs kill osama bin laden.

    There I fixed it.

    • jason

      Damn right

    • LoyalChiver

      Can we once and for all put an end to this. Saying Obama killed Bin Laden is like saying Newton invented gravity. Obama had nothing to do with it, like Newton, he merely observed it.

    • LeftFlasherOn

      Watched a live feed of a super covert operation. Didn't have a clue that the compound in Benghazi was in danger after several requests for more security.

    • Jen


      and im a fucking republican.

      • knowthatfeeling

        its time to stop being one Jen, everyone else is letting them dig their own dishonest hole : (

    • SGT_Fati

      Instead, can you tell us about the time you sat around and watched, on live feed, 4 Americans get slaughtered in Benghazi?!

      • idiot

        I know right? they knew better way ahead of time that going into work that day would be a bad idea, yet they still didn't listen to Obama!

    • dirtysteve

      Osama – super terrorist, it took a whole team to kill him and chuck his body in the ocean!

    • Dtown

      What's overlooked is there were Army Rangers in that team….

  • Mango

    #18 Are we to believe Tree RECEIVED a call in a phone booth?

    • Claude

      He HAD to. Where would he keep his change?

    • bigD

      No, he is making a call. nobody knows phone booths numbers.

  • Craigery

    #17 Be careful not to use the wrong side!

  • JoeyW311

    #2 and that was the last picture of Frank alive…

  • Eder

    I LOL's at every turn. Thank you Chive!!

  • drewdeze

    #20 is ok cuz she has big boobs

    • @trevorvw

      and probably in high school

      • lucid_eye

        so, high school has boobies

    • Rick

      Mmm, high school boobies

  • MathNerd

    #27 Lines are for beers so bad you want to cover up the taste. Why would you ever advertise or except a limed beer?

    • JLo

      Idk man, my lines really add to the awesomeness of my beer. Circles though, that's where shit gets real.

    • tdot

      *limes not lines
      *accept not except

      and triangles are where it's at!

  • The Dallas Chivette

    I laughed so hard when I saw #16, then#21 and #23 followed. All so good.

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