December 6, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned, Sponsored, WTF
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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned, Sponsored, WTF
#14 Patty in the back row??
You can always tell the rich guys apart from the poor guys from the quality of their trophy wives.
i have a feeling 99% of the humans in this picture are on a registry somewhere.
Who is the guy with the cellphone going to call? He is at a support group meeting for men who "date" mannequins….is he going to call his mom if he gets locked out of the basement?
haha I was gonna say you can tell who still lives in mom's basement and who has a real job
#7 A tongue with that much endurance? Don't think he'll be single for long.
Truth…thats called training.
Any chivers out there can't keep a relationship past a year? This training is the secret.
Not clear why he has a 50 tick mark mistake on the right side there. Doesn't seem like you would overshoot by 50 ticks.
^ says the single JTW
I also agree that it's fake. But only because I was dumb enough to do the same thing in high school, and I counted about 6800 licks.
Truly a cunning linguist.
#21 That Atkins diet works.
#23 especially if you take his "precious" and leave your bike in his cave!
In soviet Russia, Car pimp you
#19 Trashy girlfriends are the best!
Look, somebody threw away a perfectly good white woman.
And to stick with the main theme here, all this trash sits in the FRIENDZONE
I'd kill for my GF to give me that much room in bed.
You know he got in a bood grab at least
#7 I feel like that kind of devotion to licking would result in not being single, but I could be wrong.
I think I understand the Friendzone more then some guys but when does he stop being a friendzone casualty and start being closeted gay? I have a feeling a lot of these guys are.
Yeah no shit, example:
No straight guy would do that, unless he had a foot fetish.
maybe they are just full on gay??
You have an inability to be friends with a woman for any length of time beyond a couple weeks?
#7 If that were a lass she wouldn't be single for long.
#14 Front row, second from the left FIND HER!
Abyss Creations aka Realdoll. They're all dolls.
BWWWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, found!!! You lose the internet.
No differs than the plastic bitches sending pics in begging to be DAR'd.
And that's why you never get laid.
Please tell me you're being ironic too
her name is courtney stodden.
#1 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'
I think the hose is already part of the deal.
Love the use of the "silence of the lambs" quote for this picture. Thanks for the laugh.
At least they are not Friend zoned!
"My other ride is your mother."
#16. Really good butt on that girl, maybe we should try to find her.
literally just thinking that
Like I've seen this picture a couple of times and thought this for a while now. If we don't find her we should start a group or something for people legitimately caring about the girls well being, maybe offer like a scholarship or some kind trust fund, go o. Dr.phil and fox and friends urging the public to come forward with information about her. If that doesn't work, we find the guy and I've got a cousin who will offer to take his virginity if he tells us where she lives.
I've got the address, send your cousin right over.
His name is Mikey, he's on the way.
Agreed please find that great hump
Find her !
#1 Quite the handsome couple
#29 is just sad
#28 Probably three homos. Or the start of some womens fantasy porn.
#2 me too dude, me too.
Same guy?? First pic must be his undercover Friendzone patrol disguise. Second must be him just being himself in the Friendzone.
I think the guy in 25 has his pants on backwards… Does anyone else see that?
#14 Any ladies not up for some group sex just raise your hands.
#21 is that Mac?
#7 FUCKING FINALLY
Every time I see #16 I admire her hump for that much longer… I can appreciate a nice ass from time to time!
I think we all appreciate yours as well.
Look at me! I like to act like a lesbian for attention! HEHE
wow… someone drank their haterade this morning. I'm not acting like a lesbian… I'm admiring a nice ass… not sticking my tongue in it!
Most of us wouldn't mind if you did…for the record.
#7 Fucking finally. Someone call a scientist
I knew that fucking owl was lying.
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