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This is why you’re single (29 Photos)

December 6, 2012 | In: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned, Sponsored, WTF

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Category: FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Owned, Sponsored, WTF

Sydtrolls

#14 Patty in the back row??

wawa

You can always tell the rich guys apart from the poor guys from the quality of their trophy wives.
bob

i have a feeling 99% of the humans in this picture are on a registry somewhere.
Eddie Murphy

Who is the guy with the cellphone going to call? He is at a support group meeting for men who "date" mannequins….is he going to call his mom if he gets locked out of the basement?
TommyKnockers

haha I was gonna say you can tell who still lives in mom's basement and who has a real job

Just Sayin'

#7 A tongue with that much endurance? Don't think he'll be single for long.

toungeups

Truth…thats called training.

Any chivers out there can't keep a relationship past a year? This training is the secret.
JTW

Not clear why he has a 50 tick mark mistake on the right side there. Doesn't seem like you would overshoot by 50 ticks.

Fake.

winfields

^ says the single JTW
IamAwesome

I also agree that it's fake. But only because I was dumb enough to do the same thing in high school, and I counted about 6800 licks.

Anomanom

Truly a cunning linguist.

IrishInNJ

#21 That Atkins diet works.
dibdy

#23 especially if you take his "precious" and leave your bike in his cave!
sfb101

#3 Pimp!

Katie

In soviet Russia, Car pimp you

http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

#19 Trashy girlfriends are the best!

JTW

Look, somebody threw away a perfectly good white woman.
Danno

And to stick with the main theme here, all this trash sits in the FRIENDZONE

rsjem1979

#16

I'd kill for my GF to give me that much room in bed.

Mike Hunt

You know he got in a bood grab at least

DanTheMan

MOAR!!!

MattyDeuce

#7 I feel like that kind of devotion to licking would result in not being single, but I could be wrong.
RooFeeOOO

I think I understand the Friendzone more then some guys but when does he stop being a friendzone casualty and start being closeted gay? I have a feeling a lot of these guys are.

Mike Hunt

Yeah no shit, example:
#5

No straight guy would do that, unless he had a foot fetish.

MissVega84

maybe they are just full on gay??

Brian

You have an inability to be friends with a woman for any length of time beyond a couple weeks?

M.O.T.

#7 If that were a lass she wouldn't be single for long.
G_Had

#14 Front row, second from the left FIND HER!

Verbal_Kint

Abyss Creations aka Realdoll. They're all dolls.

Turd F.

BWWWAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, found!!! You lose the internet.

Jawbone

No differs than the plastic bitches sending pics in begging to be DAR'd.

mankind

So true!!!
Fish

And that's why you never get laid.

G_Had

Please tell me you're being ironic too

bob

her name is courtney stodden.

tv_paul

#1 'It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again'

6655321

I think the hose is already part of the deal.
https://www.facebook.com/page.lee.58 Lee Page

Love the use of the "silence of the lambs" quote for this picture. Thanks for the laugh.

rob

#14
At least they are not Friend zoned!
Cracka_ass_cracka

#3
"My other ride is your mother."
Joe

#16. Really good butt on that girl, maybe we should try to find her.

NoodlumNad

literally just thinking that

Moarpolice

Like I've seen this picture a couple of times and thought this for a while now. If we don't find her we should start a group or something for people legitimately caring about the girls well being, maybe offer like a scholarship or some kind trust fund, go o. Dr.phil and fox and friends urging the public to come forward with information about her. If that doesn't work, we find the guy and I've got a cousin who will offer to take his virginity if he tells us where she lives.

Moarpolice

Or something.
guest

I've got the address, send your cousin right over.

Moarpolice

His name is Mikey, he's on the way.

anotherchiver

Agreed please find that great hump
thefrenchman.

Find her !

crustybubblechunks

#1 Quite the handsome couple
drewdeze

#29 is just sad
HErpiederp

#28 Probably three homos. Or the start of some womens fantasy porn.
Yuppp

#2 me too dude, me too.
StarboardEngine

#3 #25
Same guy?? First pic must be his undercover Friendzone patrol disguise. Second must be him just being himself in the Friendzone.

Guest

I think the guy in 25 has his pants on backwards… Does anyone else see that?

tv_paul

#14 Any ladies not up for some group sex just raise your hands.
http://twitter.com/jrsuko @jrsuko

#21 is that Mac?
BWaecker

#7 FUCKING FINALLY
LucyLoo

Every time I see #16 I admire her hump for that much longer… I can appreciate a nice ass from time to time!

AssClown

I think we all appreciate yours as well.
Sloanie

Look at me! I like to act like a lesbian for attention! HEHE

LucyLoo

wow… someone drank their haterade this morning. I'm not acting like a lesbian… I'm admiring a nice ass… not sticking my tongue in it!

Man

Most of us wouldn't mind if you did…for the record.

6655321

Check mate.

BWaecker

#7 Fucking finally. Someone call a scientist

Claude

I knew that fucking owl was lying.

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