The 86 year old Playboy mogul has announced that he is set to marry again this New Year’s Eve. The bride to be is his former fiancée, 26 year old Crystal Harris, who actually left him in June 2011, five days prior to their original scheduled wedding date. I’m guessing she had those pre-wedding “I’m totally about to marry an 86-year-old man” jitters. We’ve all been there, sister.
PS — Hugh, you are now and forever my hero and source of inspiration. Congrats on your awesome life.