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December 7, 2012 |
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i want to sex you Cassandra
I read it in Hank from Breaking Bad's voice. Now it's my wallpaper.
After 3+ years you'd think the chive would try some alternative subjects to cover…no, lets just stick with 1) ripping off pictures from 4chan, 2) attention whores, 3) Dave on Wheels
R.I.P. dave on wheels.
I really like that they rip off 4chan, that way I don't have to go to that cesspool of human waste and stupidity myself.
I'll second that…
Or give it a thumbs up…
well it's a big internet out there why don't you go check it out and leave the rest of us in peace
you're the one coming off as an attention whore.
I agree. with Implying at the start of the comments. After all this time believing that the Chive was maybe something different, that maybe someone held higher ideals, I am resigned to agree that the site is nothing more than a T-shirt vendor. It's a well-played online WalMart that knows when to tug at your heart strings, when in fact they are merely slipping one hand into your wallet while squeezing your balls with the other.
as long as it's a tender squeeze, alternating between the balls. Maybe a soft tug on the sack followed by gentle cupping action…
I might be ok with that.
So, now you know the facts of life, Spit. Welcome to the grown-up world, where despite life being what it is, we just DGAF and KCCO.
can you explain to me then what kcco means?
KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON!!!!!
#9 Grumpy cat gets me every time
I love the grumpy cat but these wp suck!
#7 fitting as Pearl Harbor Day
Fitting, or bad taste?
I was thinking low class, especially today, but maybe I just need to lighten up.
No, you're right on target, Brad… so to speak. (At least I didn't reference a battleship board game on Pearl Harbor Day.) God bless the men and women that died that day.
I think it would be a cool shirt
Pretty sure this is already on a t-shirt at threadless.com
Pull this Chive!
You talk a big talk on the military, now do the right thing.
too soon? Pearl Harbor was over 70 years ago
Yes, too soon.
Grumpy cat is so played. CHIVE quit with the cat! Getting ridiculous
what about horsehead masks, and rooms filled with cups of water?
no fucking wayyy
but… but I love him!
What do they call someone with no limbs hanging from a wall?
That's funny. Just changed my wall paper about ten seconds before getting on the chive.
most of these are shit.
I am so glad that they put text in HQ. What a waste.
Something about #11 really got to me…..wallpaper changed
Reminds me of Myst.
About time CHIVE! These wallpaper images should be bi-weekly.
check out the bottom right hand chick in the tapiture…gif and she takes he top off…great tits, don't be late!!!
#19 is amazing.
Indeed the best of the bunch.
Now if it had the Darth Vadar before he became a pussy I would like it
#19 mines bigger than urs
This was my first thought!!!! LMFAO
Matter, size does not.
#7 on Pearl Harbor day? Really?
A bit insensitive, I could agree if I had a tendency to overlook things for what they are. But if you look closely, only aircraft carriers take 5 hits so it's inaccurate at the very least.
Not to mention the fact that the game is a surface battle. There are no aircraft involved.
Pull thios Chive!
You talk a big talk on the military, now do the right thing.
#13 South Park WORST episode EVER
It was funny when the kids had the illegal immigrants read Old Man and the Sean then write an essay. That was funny.
I liked it. "sohhrrrry"
this might be my favorite sceen from all of south park. you are lost!
#3 I like this one.
I also like that one.
Would have been better without the space scene 'shopped onto the blackboard. Once you know they photoshopped part of the blackboard no reason to think they didn't photoshop the entire blackboard.
#19 why are there two Obi-wan's ?
I'm not even a Star Wars nerd and I know that is Luke, Obi-wan, Qui-gon and Yoda.
Bad news, you might be a Star Wars nerd. Seriously, even if I could have guessed Keygone it takes a true nerd to come up with the spelling.
If you can't even look up to see the correct spelling while you're making your comment, you're trying too hard.
just start face palming yourself into infinity and beyond
I want one with all the Darths.
How about the complete image with both? http://imgur.com/a/N3645?gallery#42
Or you're just an asshole.
…or you had sex w his wife.
Its' saying, sometime in your life.
If your making enemies every day. Then your an asshole.
It was because I found this quote last year. And decided to stand up to someone at work. I did just as it said. (cause Im a pacifist at work) and I got a raise and another contract.
You can't take it literally, as a cardinal rule. But some inspiration goes a long way.
just because they say to add a dash of salt to the receipe. Doesn't mean you have to do it every time, especially if you have high blood pressure. But some salt, some times. Good thing. Ya know what im sayin?
And sometimes, no matter how nice you are and how good you are and even if you never did anything to them, some people are just going to hate you.
I stood up to someone once, and now I'm the number one sniper in the US armed forces. I was asked to kill a T-rex with my bare hands.
"If you're making enemies everyday. The you're an asshole"
Or, I guess, you are standing up for something regularly.
You beat me to it, that's what I was thinking.
yes! Thank you, Chive. Grumpy galaxy cat FTW
#16 or you're just an asshole.
Yawn. Wow text in HQ, and a stupid cat over and over. I did make #12 my background, however for the most part that was waste.
#7 aww… really? On the anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack?
ouch. had no idea it was the anniversary.
I'm just glad to hear someone not call it "Pearl Harbor Day" no such thing. However, Pearl Harbor remembrance day, the anniversary of pearl harbor work just fine
#8 'Shouldn't it be coldth?'
#19 Is that Barney Stinson dressed as Obi-Wan?
It would be really cool to see some of these as suitable for dual screen monitors.
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