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Please, just… just let me help you (34 Photos)

December 7, 2012 | In: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Owned, Random

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Category: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Owned, Random

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  • IrishChive

    #3 She can play with my pawn!

    • Turd F.

      You know pawns are the smallest pieces, right?

      • IrishChive

        Its only accurate to say that tho as she's holding a pawn!

        • TheBAMFinater

          And can grow into any piece if played correctly.

          • IrishChive

            Correct

      • T. Ferguson

        You know they represent people, right? A 6' dong would be pretty substantial.

        • MattyDeuce

          ' means feet, " is inches. A 6' dong is literally as big as I am tall…

    • Telephone Man

      All you clowns, get over yourselves. She's hot and you would let her move anywhere.

    • MylesofStyles

      Tis a sad day in Ireland…

    • NebraskaGuy

      #3 Actually I'd let her play with my Bishop instead, hehehe

    • gb668

      the white pieces have been set up incorrectly.
      and no, she's not hot. far from it.

      • J.B.

        It was a rook-y mistake.

  • Hrdwood

    #6 If you have to use your tongue that hard, you're an amateur…

  • ThisGuySays

    There is so much win today, I don't even know where to start!…

    • Jawbone

      Let's start with you using "win" in such a moronic manner.

  • misschris

    #31 I bet they sit and watch people fuck with that door all day :-P

    • Mrs. Harrison Ford

      I would! ;0)

  • Mr. Berg

    #32 Haha, what about the first thing Google suggested.

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      all those questions are hilarious yet so true.
      http://www.realsports247.com

    • MattyDeuce

      "NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK!! YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME…A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME. DRINK, BITCH. JURASSIC PARK? YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"

  • xjrich

    #11 i wouldnt try that because of cauliflower ear nuff said

    • braverybracelets

      Yeah, that's the one and only reason…

  • MattKL

    #34 looks pretty right to me.

    • Kp1000

      That was a nice ending indeed.

      • God

        Unless its a guy

    • Sandy cheeks

      I'd like to help her clean up.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #23 #30 And people say our school system is failing…

  • passwordistaco

    holy shit #27 and #28 are in the right place. Read E-mail (notice a cake and a chubs underneath) scroll a little…BAAAMM!!

    • http://www.realsports247.com RealSports247.com

      holy shit #28 legit scared me as i scrolled down..damn girl, 2 words…salad bar.
      http://www.realsports247.com

      • ShakeyTheMoil

        She ate that already.

  • Tom

    Just like the Bears..First!

    • Aaron

      No you are incorrect.

  • Sade

    #34 Here, let me help you dust the sand off ;)

  • Tillman61

    #28 Suddenly my new program to work out and eat right seems easier…

    • crustybubblechunks

      Do you think she wore the bikini bottoms or figured fuck it no one can see it anyway?

  • Loki

    #10, kids teacher was a bid harsh. You put Gary Busey in a multiple choice test, It has to be the answer. You can't not circle it.

    • j6251c

      I have to agree. Clearly Gary Busey is on the verge of volcanic destruction. It is just a matter of time.

      • Turtle

        It's Gary Busey after all, although he did keep his cool and Celebrity Apprentices when Meatloaf lost it on him.

    • Twitch

      This is from Dr. Georgescu's Intro to Geology class at the University of Calgary. TOUGHEST COURSE EVER

      • Bruce

        I guess we all can handle different levels of difficulty.

  • N2MotoX

    #3 She could do anything illegal, any time she wants!

  • tv paul

    haha the signs "upside down"

    • hamtime

      haha "sign's" spelled wrong

  • r1rider

    #34 let me help you

  • tv paul

    #1 I'm so punny

  • Jrmtiger

    #15 If you eat only Lucky Charms with this, it will look like you shit Christmas.

  • sfb101

    #15 Turns your poo into Twilight shit!
    #22 I'll recycle it.
    #28 WTF!?! Right before lunch, you bitches!

  • hi mom

    #26 KING CURTIS!!

  • bryan

    #16 dogs can actually see colors. they dont see in black/white/grey. i believe it's yellow and blue

    • dkellyb

      You're right, but that just makes it less funny :(

    • Derp

      Right, because being right is better than being funny.

    • Chester

      I for one would rather know the facts/truth instead of laughing at uninformed jokes.

    • Silverstone

      You're almost right. They're OK with shades of blue, But where our spectrum goes gently from green to yellow to orange to red and deep red, a dog's spectrum is pretty much white straight through to light and then dark brown.

  • StarboardEngine

    #22
    If you're into trashy girls I've just found your soul mate.

  • poopman

    #32 all of those are funny

    • gravy wrestler

      I read it as gravy. I wondered what the problem was. Dogs and wrestlers love gravy.

      Being a gravy wrestler, I guess my mind just subconsciously added a v.

  • roger

    #28 i would describe her as "bottom heavy"

    • Notknowing

      TOO MUCH SQUISHY, TOO MUCH SQUISHY, HELP, HELP! GET ME OUTTA HERE! I don't wanna be eaten!

  • TheVanityScore

    #28 stop it. just stop. put. the cake. down….

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