Send download link to your phone:
- OR -
Google Play to download.
December 7, 2012 |
In: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Owned, Random
Follow Alec on Tapiture
Category: Doin it wrong, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Nailed It, Owned, Random
#3 She can play with my pawn!
You know pawns are the smallest pieces, right?
Its only accurate to say that tho as she's holding a pawn!
And can grow into any piece if played correctly.
You know they represent people, right? A 6' dong would be pretty substantial.
' means feet, " is inches. A 6' dong is literally as big as I am tall…
All you clowns, get over yourselves. She's hot and you would let her move anywhere.
Tis a sad day in Ireland…
#3 Actually I'd let her play with my Bishop instead, hehehe
the white pieces have been set up incorrectly.
and no, she's not hot. far from it.
It was a rook-y mistake.
#6 If you have to use your tongue that hard, you're an amateur…
There is so much win today, I don't even know where to start!…
Let's start with you using "win" in such a moronic manner.
#31 I bet they sit and watch people fuck with that door all day
I would! ;0)
#32 Haha, what about the first thing Google suggested.
all those questions are hilarious yet so true.
"NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLIN, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK!! YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES? JUICE? THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DEEP BLUE SEA? THEY ATE ME…A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME. DRINK, BITCH. JURASSIC PARK? YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"
#11 i wouldnt try that because of cauliflower ear nuff said
Yeah, that's the one and only reason…
#34 looks pretty right to me.
That was a nice ending indeed.
Unless its a guy
I'd like to help her clean up.
#23 #30 And people say our school system is failing…
holy shit #27 and #28 are in the right place. Read E-mail (notice a cake and a chubs underneath) scroll a little…BAAAMM!!
holy shit #28 legit scared me as i scrolled down..damn girl, 2 words…salad bar.
She ate that already.
Just like the Bears..First!
No you are incorrect.
#34 Here, let me help you dust the sand off
#28 Suddenly my new program to work out and eat right seems easier…
Do you think she wore the bikini bottoms or figured fuck it no one can see it anyway?
#10, kids teacher was a bid harsh. You put Gary Busey in a multiple choice test, It has to be the answer. You can't not circle it.
I have to agree. Clearly Gary Busey is on the verge of volcanic destruction. It is just a matter of time.
It's Gary Busey after all, although he did keep his cool and Celebrity Apprentices when Meatloaf lost it on him.
This is from Dr. Georgescu's Intro to Geology class at the University of Calgary. TOUGHEST COURSE EVER
I guess we all can handle different levels of difficulty.
#3 She could do anything illegal, any time she wants!
haha the signs "upside down"
haha "sign's" spelled wrong
#34 let me help you
#1 I'm so punny
#15 If you eat only Lucky Charms with this, it will look like you shit Christmas.
#15 Turns your poo into Twilight shit!
#22 I'll recycle it.
#28 WTF!?! Right before lunch, you bitches!
#26 KING CURTIS!!
#16 dogs can actually see colors. they dont see in black/white/grey. i believe it's yellow and blue
You're right, but that just makes it less funny
Right, because being right is better than being funny.
I for one would rather know the facts/truth instead of laughing at uninformed jokes.
You're almost right. They're OK with shades of blue, But where our spectrum goes gently from green to yellow to orange to red and deep red, a dog's spectrum is pretty much white straight through to light and then dark brown.
If you're into trashy girls I've just found your soul mate.
#32 all of those are funny
I read it as gravy. I wondered what the problem was. Dogs and wrestlers love gravy.
Being a gravy wrestler, I guess my mind just subconsciously added a v.
#28 i would describe her as "bottom heavy"
TOO MUCH SQUISHY, TOO MUCH SQUISHY, HELP, HELP! GET ME OUTTA HERE! I don't wanna be eaten!
#28 stop it. just stop. put. the cake. down….
theCHIVE.com on Facebook