Mmmm…what’s that hauntingly good taste in this coffee? (9 Photos)

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  • MegaDrunkenMidget

    That must be the shittiest coffee ever

  • Rusty Shackleford

    Or, you know, buy Folgers or something

    • Wannabang

      The best part of waking up, is elephant shit in your cup

  • Pete

    I should take a shit in my espresso machine.

  • redtractorbeam

    That lady has some dirty chin scruff…

  • Dede

    This is not just one? I think it is just one, actually.

  • CompuNerd

    This coffee smells like shit, Basil!

    • Chris

      ALWAYS an upvote for an Austin Powers reference.

    • IMVHO

      A bit nutty.

  • RealZoo

    Thus the saying, "Shit for brains"…or uh…is it "shit for beans"? Oh nevermind…

    • Yeahhh

      Well that sucked…

    • ColaChiver

      try less

  • Cringer

    #1 Eat shit, you puny humans.

    • SUPer4Life

      Well….drink shit actually….

  • Jay T

    Still better than Starbucks' new $7 coffee.

  • BigManJones

    Unless they have a FLBP in Thailand that doesn't have lady-men, this guys Mondays consist of sorting through literal shit for beans. Sure, it's a lot of money, but when people ask what he does, how does he not say, 'Oh, I look through shit for some coffee beans.'

  • Cantana

    chaining animals, what a dirty cunt

  • Schnizz56

    How's about no, ya crazy Thai bastard!

    • Scott

      He's canadian. Try reading for once.

  • JKennedy

    #8 is a girl but in #9 she's a goatee??

    • Justsay OyVey

      #8 thinks #9 is crazy (hence why she is smelling the cup)

      • SSMK

        Cause you know, maybe there are two bat shit crazy people there for the photo shoot….and made more than one cup….

        • herp de derp

          two elephant poop coffee drinkers, one cup?

    • magman007

      Its so good it will put hair on your chin.

  • Who's this!

    This is not a first, some other type of coffee is picked from cat shit, after the cat eats the beans.

    • Who's this!
    • Chris

      That's true. This Elefant shit coffee is just a lame copy of the Kopi Luwak coffee. I've had Kopi Luwak the past weeks, was nice but not soooo special.

    • urriah

      bucket list made me cry T__T

  • Chris

    Mikkeller brewing co. actually made a beer with the stuff you're talking about. Beer Geek Brunch – Weasel Edition, or something like that.

    • Anonymoose

      Nope. They used koppi luwak. It's the same idea, but the coffee beans are shat from a civet.

  • lex

    about the same price you pay for nespresso coffee 😀

  • SUPer4Life

    How does one come up with the idea for this kind of thing???? I've seen a dog eat bread but never thought that the end result would make for a good hot dog bun!!

    • Pit_Boss

      That was exactly my thought. I never thought it would be a good idea to eat anything after it has been through a digestive system and who the hell would even think to try it is even more alarming.

  • DaveonWheelock's

    Civet coffee actually tastes pretty fucking awesome. This could be pretty good, too

  • Die Hipster, Die

    You have an elephant. The only way you can think of to make money with the elephant is to sell his shit for hipsters to drink. Sell more.

  • sdarby2000

    I really hope #8 and #9 aren't the same person

  • Fish

    Yeah, I'll pass. Let the pretentious Hipsters drink this elephant shit coffee.

  • Elephant Poop Coffee

    […] normally I would ask ‘who would look at a bunch of beans in poo and think man what a cup of coffee that wouldn’t make- but my question has been answered; Blake […]

  • Static

    … why is the elephant chained up? nice..

    • Gallus

      Yes, I noticed that (fact). I will never buy the coffee anyway, but the cruelty to the elephants gives me a great reason.

  • fibonacci5150

    what if u get the elephants to eat the cat shit beans, then u get shitception coffee AND that's twice as expensive mind you all harvested in a circus tent

  • Nate Dizzle

    Its a bit nutty.

    • Pit_Boss

      Great Austin Powers refference!

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