Who would take a job on this private island? (34 Photos)

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  • jim thorton

    kickass fort is kickass!

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    So this is where theCHIVE is hosting the next meetup? 😀

    • Dave

      I'm all for a Chive party in England

  • 1_eye

    If the pay is good I would. I just hope the people who can afford to stay there aren't dicks. Not all rich people are rude but you know how it goes.

    • Boomer Sooner

      "I have hung out with 1%ers, and 99% of them are assholes." -Tina Fey

      • Megan

        Tina Fey is an ass clown. She makes more money than most Americans.

        • Justin

          Almost everyone makes more money than most Americans.

  • Scotty

    You for got the part where it was closed down due to legionaries disease found in the water supply.

  • hughjass

    zombie fortress

    • Needlegun13

      My thoughts exactly…

      • Skevvy

        You beat me to it

    • Trig

      Haven't you Nubes heard of floaters?

    • lat297

      It's right next door to where I live, so it's high on my list too…

  • Jamie

    #7 #25 Hell Ya !! Sign me up.

  • Thomas

    Perfect for the zombie apocalypse!!! Plenty of alcohol and a pool

    • Rick

      What would you do when the supplies run out and everyone on the mainland is dead? Fortress becomes your tomb

      • vampire1968

        Not only that, Portsmouth has a population of approx 250,000. All of whom will be thinking the same thing! I'd rather face the zombie hoards than a load of Pompey chavs! 🙂 (I live in Portsmouth.)

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #6 Plenty of places to hang yourself for spending that much to stay there.

  • tyrel

    not too shabby

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Can I fish on my break?

  • *dash*

    It's got a hot tub and a bar so I'm in

  • sfb101

    #6 Torture room!?! Looks like meat hooks in the ceiling.

    • jbcrazylife

      For the sex swings!!!!

  • dull

    Fawk yeah. It's a five minute boat ride, and Portsmouth is a fun ass town.

    • dabeut

      Pompey is a sh*thole.

      • Steve

        Bet you're from Southampton…

  • sneakypete

    #9 Where can i get more info in this bad ass poker table?

    • Claude

      Walmart $69.95

  • james Yoder

    I am in

  • Steve

    Only if I get to fire cannons at passing ships.

    • Fire


  • Skevvy

    I wonder if the group from the walking dead will end up here

    • Trig

      If its boring I am sure they will.

  • dewarz

    I know where I want to be for the Zombie-Super Comet- Alpaca-Apocalypse of 12-21-12!

  • Jayjo

    I call it Rape Island

  • http://reamers.org/clowns.htm Handjob Murphy

    I am instructing Mrs. Murphy to book this place for my week-long birthday poker tournament and orgy.

  • DB Conor

    #25 Bring it on, zombies. Or tax collectors. Same difference.

  • Pete

    I live in portsmouth and always wanted to see inside this fort. There are two other forts in that stretch of water but I don't think they have been converted like this.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      My hometown too! Good to see ya!

      • Danny

        And another one here! I'm at Uni here though, so not really my home town!

        • Shaun

          Me too! My father in law is a carpenter and he worked on the conversion of that fort. I've been to a party on one of the other forts.

  • freddy boy

    #30 Done and done.

  • MikeP

    I want to go to there

  • Danny

    I go to Uni in Portsmouth and I can safely say it looks as awesome in real life. Haven't been yet though, here's hoping! KCCO

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