19-year-old Nebraska native Hannah Sabata got herself arrested after she flaunted $6,000 in cash from a bank she robbed along with a set of keys to a car she stole. She gleefully showed off her successful score and posted the evidence to YouTube — the first and only place to share criminal activity. The video was titled “Chick Bank robber.” Hanna went on to say in the description, “I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I’m rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i’m going for a shopping spree. Bite me. I love GREENDAY!” On the bright side though, at least she became popular on YouTube. The video has more than 1,000,000 views now and counting.
You can’t teach dumb like that, kids. You have to earn it.