Arguably the world’s dumbest bank robber ever (14 Photos & Video)

Hanna’s youtube video boast below…

  • kase


    • Sir Boobsalot

      Great rack though, just saying………

      • Gross


    • jim kelly

      tom green and jason lee did a better job of robbing a bank in stealing harvard… and that says a lot.

    • LCM

      I'm surprised she got caught, I couldn't watch more than a minute of her stupid video to even get to the part where she mentions anything about a bank robbery. I guess people really will watch anything.

      • Mr_fn_T

        She didn't actually get caught because of the youtube video. Apparently police distributed #14 (from security cams) around town and her "ex mother-in-law" turned her in. Glad she had time to make the video documenting her stupidity, though.

    • Mike

      This chick has some nice flbp…future legal banking problems

    • JohnMcClane_

      Can't fix stupid…

  • Dave

    What a dumbass. I mean, Green Day is just awful…

    • Chris

      You, sir, never went to High School.

    • Awesome


    • shoestring

      I was wondering how she blew through all of her Sum 41 money.

    • Deep Dish

      I actually like some of Green Day's stuff, but that was still funny.

    • Oy....

      I weep for the future of this country….

      The only upside to her story….they took her child away. Now if they will only sterilize her while in prison…

    • bones

      Her favorite Green Day song… "American Idiot"

  • brandon p.

    What a, wait for it…….idiot

    • Meh

      You don't need to go to High School to realize Green Day sucks.

  • Tiber_Septim

    The village called they want her returned when she's done with her time

    • M. Night

      Why am I not allowed to comment ? I said nothing bad, I just didn't find this village idiot joke funny and now some administrator won't let me leave a comment ? Then don't have a comment section Chive, go repeat the same pictures over and over, you guys suck

      • A BiPolar Guy

        sometimes that happens when something just gets a glitch -it's not really an admin doing it, its just buggy software. I found reloading the page (may have to quit your browser), clears the problem right up

      • Tconn

        It's cause you make terrible movies.

  • Art

    Seems about right for Nebraska

    • 29er

      I actually used to live near the bank she robbed.

    • Mike

      Think she moved here from some place else, We ain't that dumb !

    • vennexx

      Don't let Nebraska become the new Florida! stop the madness! heh

    • OmahaDude

      There's idiots here just like in every other state, Art. Also, go fuck yourself.

    • Thunderlipps

      Fuck you douche bag we aren't hicks. Get out of your mom's basement once in a while.

  • Chris

    (Replace ugly for) Fat, dumb, and stupid is no way to go through life, hun.

    • Drew

      no love for a classic…

      • JohnMcClane_

        yeah…except it's "fat, DRUNK, and stupid"

        Good effort though Chris. ha

  • gclark

    Step 1 : Steal Car
    Step 2 : Rob Bank
    Step 3 : Upload video admitting your crimes

    Seems legit

    • guy

      Step 4 : ?????
      Step 5 : Profit

  • AlexInDaHat

    Her facial expression is reeking of "I AM AN IDIOT and deserve to be punished for it" to me.

    • Chivacy Please

      Meth face to me….

    • aryzewic

      Keep it zipped up Alex! She's not much of a looker

      • I Studied Phrenology

        I think Alex is more on target here. She does have potentially attractive features, i.e. blonde hair, high cheek-bones, full lips, etc., but they're all defeated by the high idiocy rate. Okay, maybe it's the blond hair…

        • AlexInDaHat

          woah woah guys…i'd rather give birth through my penile hole than take this girl out….not a fan of blondes and especially of those girls whose high heels are higher than their IQ 😀 …best punishment for her- Put her in a room full of Rubik cubes and word puzzles, no out until finished.

  • Joel J

    How about we save thousands of tax dollars and force her to have her tubes tied. She does not need to be reproducing (anymore at least).

    • Nope

      Ikr, is it just me or is the world getting closer and closer to being exactly like the movie Idiocracy?! I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

      • KBCool

        Horror movie, not a comedy

        • Idjit

          That made me lol so hard I think I cracked a rib.

      • FoolOfATook

        That's the most realistic movie about the future I've ever seen, and it scares the he'll out of me.

        • @LosSaysSwag

          Well, it's already started. He'll?

          • Society

            I'll take a guy who makes a typo over anyone who uses the word swag.

      • Dick Clark

        So funny as that was my exact thoughts about idiocracy and came to the same conclusion about life.

    • thedude325

      I learned yesterday, maybe a lot of you already knew this, that the US actually did, for a short peroid of time, sterilize people who were "imbeciles" in the early 20th century. Kind of interesting I thought.

      • tempest

        Kind of horrifying actually. They also used to sterilize Native Americans, African Americans, the mentally ill, and pretty much anyone else they decided was unworthy of reproduction. By "imbeciles" they mean people with DS. It's called eugenics and it's a form of genocide. Not funny. Not cool.

        • Dji

          My thoughts on the matter are this. They now have an easily reversible procedure where they inject your semen tubes (sorry too tired to look up the proper term) with a gel like substance that is as effective as a vasectomy but only involves an injection. This process is easily reversed by injecting warm water. They should require that this be done to all males by a certain age and when they are financially stable, they can have the procedure reversed and have a family. Wham bam thank you ma'am.

        • thedude325

          Wasn't trying to make a joke. Yea pretty scary especially considering the Nazis adopted their eugenics model from the US.

        • Wisti

          Why were they sterilizing the mentally ill?…wouldn't it be better to just stop people from raping them?

  • droppin loads!

    That was very painful to watch.

    • i'm droppin loads!

      i'm droppin loads!

      • droppin loads!

        Nick Manning?

    • Collin

      I could not even make myself open the link.

  • rickacha

    stupid is what stupid does….

  • Offshore sucks

    Her dad must've fucked her in a garfield mask.

    • Chuck Schick

      Wait, which one was wearing the mask?

      • Sean

        ^ Pure awesome

    • Just_Mike

      Patton Oswalt, genius.

  • Caleb

    Wow.. Reminds me of The Wonderful Whits of West Virginia

    • jerk

      why pick on WV? you know they cant defend themselves without internet

  • muz

    She needs to go and do time for the robbing of the bank and for stealing the car but also she needs go in for being so stupid

  • Richard

    #13 "Where did I go wrong…?

  • onekelevra

    #12 #13
    The moment when you realize, that you're a dumbass

    • HappyJack

      HA! Yeah, she's all bad "look at me" and shit in 12 and then 13 it's, oh crap you're taking me where????

    • noegod

      You can totally tell that she was in the process of cutting her hair short to go on the lamb! Too bad she didn't think About not bragging on YouTube first! Moron!

    • Sheepdog

      In law enforcement, we refer to people like this as "job security"

  • huck

    Should have played american idiot.

  • JayCuz

    American Idiot. How fitting.

  • colleen

    i opened this post thinking, "another crazy Russian post from theChive." how ashamed i am that she is one of our own…

    • Derek

      I'm from Nebraska… she's one of my own and this is so embarrassing. I mean seriously? Youtube? What a jackass

    • BAC

      With a college degree apparently….

  • Schnizz56

    She looks like a retarded Tila Tequila

    • TwinkleToes

      Hmm…I thought Tila Tequila was the retarded Tila Tequila.

    • Back from the Dead

      Retarded Tila Tequila, that there is redundant because it says the same thing more than once.

      • Oxymoronic Oxymoron

        aka oxymoron…

    • Lacey

      Thats funny, made me laugh :). But yes very painful to watch. It's people like her breed that make me not want to live on this planet no more 😦 Glad the government took her baby, that child deserved way better.

  • 0331

    "I can pay off my college financial aid" How in the hell did you get into college? Was it Indiana University?

    • Chuck Schick

      Clown college

      • Mike

        The Big C

      • Not Shakes the Clown

        "Clown college" reminded me of the movie Shakes the Clown. A great film if you can find it.

    • SNAP!


    • Bart

      Being responsible and paying off debt…what an idiot!

    • IU Student

      Go on, keep ignoring the fact that we have one of the top music schools in the country.

    • Wisti

      My thing is…how is she paying off the debt with only $6000 AND still having some left over for a spending spree? <_<

  • putnam120

    …and she managed to get into a university. I don't want to live on this planet any longer.

    • JohnMcClane_

      My money is on the belief that she considers community college a "university".

  • Lyin King

    All I'm saying is if she can rob a bank…..I could prob knock over Fort Knox. I mean the federale's might catch me after the fact but it wouldnt be no stinking youtube video.

    • Patrick

      Why not…what's the worst that can happen.

    • aubrey

      If she can pay off her financial aid with less than $6000, she probably was at a community college for a year or something, not at a university.

  • Bob

    #13 lol, the moment she realises how dumb she is.

    • Sarah Ahrens

      This is probably the moment they fill her in that she doesn't get to keep the money

  • Revlis1

    Damaged goods are damaged goods… Just a little more proof that yes, sometimes batshit crazy really is plainly visible… Snakebites and shitty tattoos don't usually add up to much more than bunny boiler with a side of drama.

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