Daily Morning Awesomeness (35 Photos)

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  • Rusty Shackleford

    #26 Not Giving A Fuck level 100

    • http://www.facebook.com/brent.bonifay Brent Bonifay

      Not giving fucks class 101. Schools in session

    • Lboogie13

      Imagine hanging out with him and BFM. Mind = blown.

  • LeO

    #33
    I likes me some booty early morning ❤

    • MUNKEE lumps

      God bless the man who invented yoga pants and the gorgeous curvy women that wear them

    • Rosie

      Ive seen the bill murray one naked. Sooooo glorious.

      • Mrs. Rosie

        Yes you have 😉

        • Mrs. Rosie's ex

          Hey me too! Glorious indeed.

  • megg337

    3rd

    • Jake

      Moron…

    • Pokes

      Well, at least you got it right.

  • MattyDeuce

    #11 OMG I seriusly just lost it!

  • K-1

    #12: I believe he is literally going to wax that…

    • literally?

      i think he has a squeegee in his hand. Literally not literally going to wax that.

      • K-1

        He could have other stuff with him… Also… You can apply wax coats with squeegees!

  • ktmsandwitch

    #3 Fuck Yes!!

    • Anjin-San

      Don't know why…
      but the word "porn" came to my mind…

  • obv joker

    #4 blah blah blah not an ice-cube blah blah blah spacestation…

    • Richard

      I find your lack of commitment disturbing.

  • K-1

    #6: Her legs go on for miles!

    • The Dork Knight

      I've never wanted to sniff a hand rail 'til now

  • NoWorries

    #21 Probably the best looking girl that dude will ever get.

    PS: Must be easy to work at Chive headquarters, all you have to do is take pictures from 9gag and tapiture, as if you don't get thousands of pictures submitted daily.

    • ArrestingTerry

      Lol you mad bro?

      • hmm

        Not sure if he is a clever troll or a moron, no know tapiture is from the chive too

        Ps: 9gag also steals from other sources…………or did someone already say that?

    • John

      Hi there! You must be one of those legendary fucking idiots! It amazes me to meet one of the dumbest people in the world, of all time! Tapiture IS Chive. Chive is Tapiture. Get that through your tiny little head, you fucking retard.

      • Slut

        Awwwww snap

      • Yesmisterjones

        Finkle is Einhorn. Einhorn is Finkle. OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN!

        • Ace

          Your gun is digging into my hip.

        • Scooter Mcgavin

          You made me giggle. Thank you.

    • Back from the Dead

      Ermahgerd! You suggested Chive be original and if it has 2 sites (tapiture and chive) have different posts on each. You must be ridiculed!

    • justsoyaknow

      Ever considered that the pic might have been submitted to more than one site?

  • Del

    #30 'you're going the wrong way'. "how does he know where we're going?"

    • jim kelly

      If I am not mistaken that is a great john candy movie quote. Pt&a

      • That Guy

        I don't thinks so Lloyd

  • Bobs a beeptch

    Fuk the chive fuk bill fuking murray and fuk you!

    • Robzombie

      Fuck up and Fuck off then

    • 0331

      Wow, you level of hate is intense. Are you feeding off unfulfilled Dreams?

    • Luke

      are you mad bro??

    • Rachael

      And yet….here you are 🙂

    • hmm

      **Fuck…x 3

    • Notknowing

      Fuckin fucker is fuckin fucked.

  • derp

    #28 do these sweatpants make me look fat?

    • SOhioChiver

      That's the Cat's Pajamas!

  • dger

    Tyler Liebman can throw

  • grumpy

    #29 took me a while…

    • ShakeyTheMoil

      Are they reading the teleprompter too?

  • freddy boy

    #21 There is SO much truth in this picture.

    • Del

      She told me she was on the pill…

    • KxQ

      The pitter patter of little feet in our cinder block hovel.

      • thom

        That ugly ginger should be jumping up and down with happiness that he has a girl that looks like that, or a girl period for that matter.

        • Kat

          it appears that there will be no girl period around for a while

          • BAC

            I have to assume, as you all have, it means there will be another ginger on the way…I can never tell what those things are indicating. Why cant they simply say 'Pregnant' and 'not pregnant". Its not as if a guy is at his most coherent at that particular moment.

  • ^etcrr

    12 bad comments from you stan?

  • ehh

    #32
    Yeah Right.

    • TheFalconer

      Don't give him thumbs down! Its from a skateboard movie that is titled "Yeah Right".

    • geno

      One of the most epic skateboarding videos ever. I still ride girl boards because of it.

    • http://twitter.com/skateordiejskin @skateordiejskin

      Rick McCrank is a god!

  • G00nie

    #25 link to video?

    • Jose Manuel



      , de nada.

  • ^etcrr

    editing AGAIN?????????????????????

  • scoopit

    I think #32 might be shopped.

    • Anonymous

      seems pretty legit to me.

    • Richard

      You mean you don't have one of those? I left you one on your doorstep…

    • Jed

      Yeah. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

      • Rachael

        You mean you can't float down a rail?? I don't want to live anymore!!!!!

        • hdiuoa

          you guys are dumb. its a skateboard wrapped in green tape.

    • P90

      Really? Damn I'll have to tell my mum to take 'Hover Shoes' off my Christmas list.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #3 Am I the only one thinking about porn right now?

    • Cringer

      if that's how you hold your junk

    • Richard

      Hungry? Why wait?

    • Schnizz56

      That's definitely a BBC, big brown candybar

      • SMD Fan

        It's Candyngo!

        • SOhioChiver

          I immediately thought Mandingo too!

    • Firefighter23

      Slice And Share sounds like a terrible porn.

  • Cringer

    #21 "I should've pulled out…"

    • MonkeyMadness

      He should have never put it in.

    • Dylan

      For him? I think the term "lock it down" is applicable.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #3 Slice and share? Screw that, get your own, I'm not sharing! That's the fun size bar for me!

    • Cringer

      Until you start jacking up those insuline shots

    • heyyyy

      'Merica!

  • https://www.facebook.com/aj.rantz AJ Rantz
  • Legutkhoe

    # 33 it's yoga pants them, that help me get through finals.

    • Legutkhoe

      on girls like them*

      • MonkeyMadness

        If you want the image to show up, you can't put a space between the pound sign and the number.

        • LeO

          Good looking out for a fellow chiver 🙂

    • SOhioChiver

      #33 not scrolling back up is awesome!

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