I always appreciate some good ol’ redneck innovation (35 Photos)

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  • Joe

    Uno

    • TU_Joe

      You know that this is one, and not first? You're giving Joes a bad name everywhere…

      • what

        shouldn't it be jose

  • Tiber_Septim

    #28 good luck getting that off the ground

    • kryvian

      good luck surviving if it does.

    • MylesofStyles

      I'd fly the shit out of that Mad Max looking motherfucker…Then I'd wake up, have a coffee, and go to work.

  • Mike

    #20 isn't redneck it's common sense and eco thinking – the waste water from the washer is used to flush the toilet

    • Keef

      The waste is going into the soil stack on the left. The water supply is shared between the cistern and the washing machine. Nothing 'green' about it unfortunately. Great idea though.

      • CowboyChiver

        Fact. And recycling grey-water can be accomplished without having to mount your washing machine over the shitter like an asshole…

    • SpaTuLA

      Anybody else worried about a washer falling on their head?

    • DickFister

      How would my wife be able to take advantage of the spin and agitation cycles?

      • guest

        It'd make more sense to put the washer in the kitchen so she can make you a sandwich while she cleans your clothes. That should agitate her.

    • Taters

      By code for septic systems, "BLACK WATER" with solids can't use the same drainage as "GREY WATER", b/c the soaps(detergent, shampoo, dishes, etc.) will kill the bacteria used in the process to break down the solids in black water. City drainage it's ok.

  • Mr. Somewhat Awesome

    #13 Why the F would you want to keep your toothbrush back there??!! Scary!

    • uplim

      Likely not for dental hygiene use genius.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      a better question is why you want a "faucet" that points straight at your face! I know i'd forget to bend it down half the time.

  • droppin loads!

    Dropping loads fuck yeah! -nick Manning

    • You Don't Know Him!

      HUH?!?!

    • Judge

      It's dropping fucking loads.. Dumbass

  • rickacha

    good job #8 #10 #15

  • roads

    #1…I initially read as "retard"

  • testudo321

    #15 #16
    Is this the same "restaurant" ?

    • Anonymous

      I bet 15 has some of the best hangover curing food you'll ever eat.

    • MATT

      that food is just mush

    • siuado

      Proper use of quotes

  • Beluga

    #2 Why is there a towel on the chair?

    • Jeff

      You know why

    • SOhioChiver

      spank-o-rama

      • Bam!

        Or as I like to call it, the masturbation station!

    • Deep Dish

      #2 isn't a redneck innovation. They sell them at music stores.

  • abakala

    #19 That's some quality duct-taping.

    • S-8-N

      Nothing shows unprofessionalism more than wrinkles in your duct tape.

  • K-1

    #28: They should win some sort of award for this… I mean come onnn, a helicopter!!!

  • p1ll

    #7 WTF how do you get away with this shit on your roads ?

    • SOhioChiver

      As long as it has no broken windshield, working lights and nothing dragging…you can drive it. 'Merica!

    • Claude

      If its not a danger to other drivers, why not?

    • loves sammiches

      Where they're going, they don't need roads.

    • walter sobche

      We have the right to express our selves. sadly everyone has that right.

    • FSU_Chiver

      Very carefully.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mark.mcdonald.5680 Mark McDonald

    #6
    One turntable, and Bud Light, dude, Two turntables and a microphone is where it's at.

    • http://twitter.com/Toanimal @Toanimal

      #Fail

    • Calle

      Its not a redneck fix! It is a photo from a test drive to get some data. Note the wooden board instead of the glass panel

      • Cras

        and not even 'murrican. You're looking at a German ICE3 highspeed train…

  • SOhioChiver

    #17…been there done that…airbag has been deployed and the center of the steering wheel is destroyed in the process. The big nylon-ish airbag is left deflated and hanging out so the tape is used to keep it all stuffed back in so you can still drive it. Car is probably not worth the expense of repairing (mine wasn't).

    • Robzombie

      You should have learnt to drive then

      • A BiPolar Guy

        you should have learned to make better movies

  • socalmarti

    #15 Dear God! Imagine all of the flies on that food…. 😛

  • Dom

    #35 as a ls1 camaro owner… wtf?

    • Kyle

      SS hood, missing the outer skin

    • Jeffery

      not really invention…just missing hood skin….

  • tv_paul

    #5 It's for junk mail.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #5 works in a pinch after some dumbass takes out your brick mailbox by driving into it.

  • http://joshweeks.net MojoFilter

    #22 I think that one's perfect.

  • Canucks_Rule

    #4 – they see me rollin', they hatin'…

    • 617Chiver

      Trusted whip of Maximus Decimus Meridius

      • Canucks_Rule

        well played.

    • Firefighter23

      Being from the area in which the term Conastoga wagon come from, I forced to assume this is called a Compton Wagon?

  • Gallus

    I laughed way too hard at #33. Duhmb!

  • B-to-the-H

    #5 – Better not forget to get the mail before the garbage truck comes by.

  • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

    #8 #10 #11 #15 #16 – Redneck or not…some of these are pretty brilliant/impressive workarounds.

    • easterner

      You missed #3. That settles for me if it ever snows in Phoenix. No one sells snow brushes here and mine are long gone.

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        🙂 I actually use a gift card or other such useless card from my wallet for that.

  • Ahhhhhhh

    #11 That is just a temporary license plate that you get when you buy a car.

    • Bill-e-boy

      You mean #12?

      • Stuart Pidasso

        No, he means #9.

  • Sauron

    #9. *facepalm*

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