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December 11, 2012 |
In: FAIL, Oh Shit, WTF
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Category: FAIL, Oh Shit, WTF
#14 the scariest one of all.
I work at Rite Aid and we just put ours back in the box the day we got them
#2 & #5 WTF
I dunno, #5 could be a great thing to have around if used properly..she could clean out your ears for instance, or clear your throat (through your asshole), clean shit out of the garbage disposal, clean dust from hard-to-reach places like blinds and knick-nacks, or retrieve items from behind my work bench.
#5 could toss your salad during the bj
or take care of your girfriend while u r away on business
#5 how's she got enough room to put a cock in her mouth?
#2 Left dudes legs looks like they have ball sacks.
The level of steroids and HGH tells me they probably don't have testicles anymore.
They all look like that!
Man I was thinking the exact same thing.
I was thinking little butts. Yours is better.
That's no moon! I mean, those aren't legs!
#20 That is a new motivational training tool!
#3 OH GOD
#5 maybe a bit downsy
By downsy I hope you mean I'm down because that chick will suck your penis clean off your body and give you a rim job at the same time!!
i like where your head is at.
#1 consists of 95% of worst movies ever made and 4 decent ones
Raising Arizona, Con Air, The Rock, National Treasure (First one only), Face Off, MoonStruck.
A few others were alright, Wind Talkers, Lord of War and 1 or 2 others I can't think of.
I'll agree with most of those except wind talkers. that move was pretty damn aweful.
Face Off was terrible. As was Wind Talkers.
Leaving Las Vegas was excellent.
Despite Nick Cage being in it… Elizabeth Shue FTW!
Wickerman was definitely a 10 out of 10
bad lieutenant port of new orleans
Does it include Matchstick Men? Excellent movie
#1 See Nic Cage BEING Nic Cage in 10 different movies!
My heart literally skipped a beat when I scrolled to that pic….fucking literally.
Words simply fail me to even process that photo.
Some chicks will put anything in their mouths!
Sorry, meant to respond to the response below yours…
Come on let's be honest guys we would still stick our dicks in there, spider or not..
fuck that shit
I wonder what comes out her fart box…
#5 that's called the "taint tickler", she may charge extra
DATO? I'd say yes.
#2 At least these guys don't skip leg day…
or ROID day..
Yeah, they didn't skip leg days but now they can't skip.
This is horrible, I can't unsee any of this…
We have #10 here in Texas, when they feel threatened hundreds of babies go flying everywhere, fuck burning down the house you just have to take a flamethrower to the whole neighborhood.
*Not moving to Texas*
What?! We do?? Welp, see you later!
So it's an ugly ass angry spider that shoots ugly ass angry spider babies?
Time to find a new planet…
They are wolf spider, pretty harmless really, I actually kept one as a pet for a while when I was a kid, but still creepy as hell. Unfortunately according to wikipedia they are everywhere in the world. Maybe they are just more prevalent here.
I squished one, babies went everywhere…really glad it wasn't on the carpet.
I found one of these about this size a while back. I sent a pic to my husband at work and we got a whole days worth of Legend of Zelda jokes out of it…. After taking the photo I sprayed it for a solid minute with spider killer. No flying babies. Just thousands of dead spiders. I felt pretty ninja, if ninjas were capable of getting the heebie jeebies.
#10 *loads weapon*
#22 Not sure if photoshopped, or…
it is, for sure
No, i think it's real. Pretty sure I've seen this in real life.
It's the Great White North Shark!
Ah yes…the shark forests of siberia, actually quite nice in the summertime.
#27 made me smile
Did Peter Pan not teach you anything? Never smile at a crocodile.
Working in Africa, waaaay out in the bush, I saw 30-foot long, 5-foot wide crocs… bigger than hippos, even. Made me glad I didn't have to get IN the water.
#14 50% off, just like his singing.
Well played sir!
Wait, that's a HE?????
How is his singing 50% off? How is anyone's singing any percentage off? What sense does that make? That was both a stupid and retarded comment, Paul.
Perhaps something like "it makes sense that he's on people's heads since he likes giving head so much" would have been better. Corny? Yes. But at least it makes a little sense.
Easy there jersey shore, I think what he may have been saying is that Justin beiber is a douche bag? Am I correct in assuming this?
Sure anything can be % off. Like Pauly's D is a 100% a douchebag.
#17 Goatse bomb??
Best part: No Laughing Matter
Northern Territory News, greatest newspaper in Australia.
#4 Too much catnip will definitely put a monkey on your back…
Can someone explain #7?
Its actually kind of mean. They circle her face in the mirror to say "nope" to. With Legs at a 10, and a face at a 6. Im pretty sure shes better off than the average woman.
to me it doesn't really look like the same person. maybe the angle is just weird that way but the neck and chin look different.
I think you meant legs at a 10, and a face at a -6
No one has anything in the negatives when it comes to looks. Just 1's like Rosie O' Donnell.
I agree it's mean. Not what the Chive normally stands for.
Reflection of a guy's face in the mirror, top left corner of the picture.
I think they think she is unattractive. But not sure.
Correction, she is unattractive.
I think she took the picture with the intent of showing her outfit and leaving her face out of the pic but didn't realize it was reflected in the mirror. Or some shit like that.
#10 babies, good god all the babies, fuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
Careful, you'll anger the pro-life villagers.
Maybe you should just self-abort and save us your attempt at wit…
And they'll be fast as Kenyons.
#5 Well, could be interesting….
What am I missing on #7 ?
it's a guy. look at the reflection in the mirror.
Could be a chick… maybe.
#7 I do not understand, the nope is because we are supposed to find her unattractive? Pretty f'ing shallow…..
She's trying to hide her face.
No, the nope is for the guy wearing the clothes, as evidenced by the reflection in the mirror… where the red arrow and circle are.
i don't think thats a guy, just a girl not smiling….. I don't get this "nope" either??
The point is that she is so hideously ugly, she looks like a man. Leo has a cruel sense of humor. That is all.
like the asian and colored girl above her is any better looking!
Poor form nonetheless.
Yeah, I think the point is that she went to the work of not having her face in the shot, only to then have it seen in the mirror anyway.
its trying to show that by cropping the photo she failed to hide her face because of the freakin mirror.
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