I don’t have enough nopes to give (27 Photos)

I work at Rite Aid and we just put ours back in the box the day we got them

…With fire.

#5 how's she got enough room to put a cock in her mouth?

The level of steroids and HGH tells me they probably don't have testicles anymore.

They all look like that!

Man I was thinking the exact same thing.

I was thinking little butts. Yours is better.

That's no moon! I mean, those aren't legs!

By downsy I hope you mean I'm down because that chick will suck your penis clean off your body and give you a rim job at the same time!!

Raising Arizona, Con Air, The Rock, National Treasure (First one only), Face Off, MoonStruck.
A few others were alright, Wind Talkers, Lord of War and 1 or 2 others I can't think of.

My heart literally skipped a beat when I scrolled to that pic….fucking literally.

Words simply fail me to even process that photo.

Some chicks will put anything in their mouths!

Come on let's be honest guys we would still stick our dicks in there, spider or not..

fuck that shit

DATO? I'd say yes.

or ROID day..

Yeah, they didn't skip leg days but now they can't skip.

*Not moving to Texas*

What?! We do?? Welp, see you later!

So it's an ugly ass angry spider that shoots ugly ass angry spider babies?

Time to find a new planet…

They are wolf spider, pretty harmless really, I actually kept one as a pet for a while when I was a kid, but still creepy as hell. Unfortunately according to wikipedia they are everywhere in the world. Maybe they are just more prevalent here.

I found one of these about this size a while back. I sent a pic to my husband at work and we got a whole days worth of Legend of Zelda jokes out of it…. After taking the photo I sprayed it for a solid minute with spider killer. No flying babies. Just thousands of dead spiders. I felt pretty ninja, if ninjas were capable of getting the heebie jeebies.

it is, for sure

Did Peter Pan not teach you anything? Never smile at a crocodile.

Working in Africa, waaaay out in the bush, I saw 30-foot long, 5-foot wide crocs… bigger than hippos, even. Made me glad I didn't have to get IN the water.

Well played sir!

Wait, that's a HE?????

How is his singing 50% off? How is anyone's singing any percentage off? What sense does that make? That was both a stupid and retarded comment, Paul.

Perhaps something like "it makes sense that he's on people's heads since he likes giving head so much" would have been better. Corny? Yes. But at least it makes a little sense.

Best part: No Laughing Matter

Northern Territory News, greatest newspaper in Australia.

Its actually kind of mean. They circle her face in the mirror to say "nope" to. With Legs at a 10, and a face at a 6. Im pretty sure shes better off than the average woman.

Reflection of a guy's face in the mirror, top left corner of the picture.

I think they think she is unattractive. But not sure.

I think she took the picture with the intent of showing her outfit and leaving her face out of the pic but didn't realize it was reflected in the mirror. Or some shit like that.

Careful, you'll anger the pro-life villagers.

400 BABIES!!!!

it's a guy. look at the reflection in the mirror.

She's trying to hide her face.

No, the nope is for the guy wearing the clothes, as evidenced by the reflection in the mirror… where the red arrow and circle are.

The point is that she is so hideously ugly, she looks like a man. Leo has a cruel sense of humor. That is all.

like the asian and colored girl above her is any better looking!

Poor form nonetheless.

Yeah, I think the point is that she went to the work of not having her face in the shot, only to then have it seen in the mirror anyway.