I gotta get me a goofy girl (39 Photos)

  • IrishChive

    I'd bring them all for dinner

    • MylesofStyles


      • IrishChive


        • Ted

          You want to take them out into the desert? And then what?

    • goatpunch

      One dinner to rule them all

  • guest


    • guest


      • Bossbacon

        #9 #28 you're doing it right haha !

  • dan

    love dem goofy girls

  • Jeff

    If I got goofy girl #17 as a Christmas present, I'd be very happy!

    • Kristen

      *very infected

    • Ted

      You’re not goofy; you’re a whore who found glasses.

      • what

        agreed, #15 though- legit

    • Mscott


  • Jayavc

    Just remember that the line between goofy and CRAZY, can be hard to see at times!

  • Daywalker

    Why can't I thumbs up/down comments?

    • yoyo

      Because it's your own comment.. -_-

      • Daywalker

        Why can't I thumbs up/down OTHER comments?

        • SOhioChiver

          because you are a vampire

        • Kristen

          Because you're retarded.

    • jim kelly

      it hasn't worked on the mobile site in months

      • Daywalker

        It was working for me in the last few weeks. It's been a month with my current cell so I just started using the mobile site

    • MikeOverHere

      herpy derpy derp.

  • Jeff

    Girls #33, you're doing it wrong. The clothes have to come off to go in the wash.

    • bro


      • Kristen

        She's at the free clinic

    • CDJ

      Dumb ways to die..

    • Teddy Roxspin

      I definitely like where that is going!

    • bones

      This dryer comes with a dishwasher!

  • Lonestar_Sapper

    Hey look a camera! Let's make dumb faces and send them into the Chive to see if we can get some attention!

    • Truth Hurts

      This thread… should be abolished. Women are unattractive trying when feigning humor. After all, only their mom's think these are cute.

      "to tell them that their hiney is special and different." – Wes Mantooth

      • Truth

        Could not agree more! This thread sucks.. Look at camera make stupid face durrrr

        I feel this thread is basically here to give a chance to girls that we don't want to see with less clothes on.. Should name it 2nd string chivettes

        • http://twitter.com/Chelsea__Rose @Chelsea__Rose

          It's really funny to see people say things like this when I know some of these girls have been in many other posts. It's a shame that people can't appreciate the silly side of girls.

          • http://twitter.com/LosTorre @LosTorre

            I appreciate you

          • Truth Hurts

            Is that so?

            How's this: vanity is vanity.

            Just as girls don't see the "silly side" of men with their shirts off in their dating profile photo, so too, do men not see these contrived photos being entertaining. Er, especially here, on a site where women are showing men their T and A.

            At the end of the day, the expression in, say, #19 #21 and/or #32 isn't authentic and seems insincere. It is filler. Pap. And this is the Chive, not Instagram. Right?

            "That's why…we're here." – Obi Won, Phantom Menace

            • Colleen

              Vanity is vanity? So any threads with half naked chicks and it's all systems go but one where the girls can actually have fun when sending in photos and it's anarchy? Gimmie a break!

          • Guest

            Why don't you gain 100 pounds and then see how funny the guys in your life think you are.

            • Deep Dish

              hahaha genius

          • goatpunch

            While I agree that some of these girls are definitely hot, I just don't understand the point of this post. It's not sexy, funny, or entertaining in any way. I honestly think it's just a way to bring more women to the chive by saying, "see you don't have to be in your underwear to get on the chive! Throw on an ill fitting ratty sweatsuit, throw your tongue to the side, or wrinkle your nose, and you've got a good chance of seeing yourself on the site. Maybe it's a good way for gals to test the waters, but I definitely don't think there are too many guys who actually are clamoring for more of this post. That said a few of the pics are actually funny or cute. Most however, are just, "make a dumb face, get on the chive"

          • Married a goofy girl

            Thanks Chelsea. I agree. Kinda difficult to capture fun/goofy on a still photo without a gif. Maybe this should only be gif files then? I still like this one. If you don't, skip it.

          • greg

            Making dumb faces at the mirror and taking a self shot doesn't make you goofy. It makes you making dumb faces at the mirror and taking self shots. The girl pretending to get eaten by the lion trash can looks like the only truly goofy one. Putting on a fake mustache however, doesn't make you goofy.

    • jjh21

      Yeah, this topic sucks. It definitely shouldn't be categorized as "hot women". That's false advertising.

    • Yuup

      The only acceptable goofy face a girl can make is the one that happens once my batter touches down on her face, preferably eyes and hair.

      • Derpin

        So, you have a goofy face painted/tattooed on your hand? That's the only thing that has seen your "batter."

  • anonimo

    #36 I haven't the words.

    • Craftsman

      That's not a face I want to see on the end of my hammer.

      • hmm

        hahaha, I thought it was funny. Just so eloquently put.

    • Rick


    • Kristen


    • Yuup

      I do.. All the way off

    • YourMom

      No words but I have the pickle to replace that one

    • Major Tom

      Can anyone please direct me to the Photoshop site? This one is too easy

  • Daywalker

    Dibs #37

  • tv_paul

    #7 I'd give her a good spackling.

  • john

    36…. practice makes perfect

  • tv_paul

    #36 This doesn't look kosher to me.

    • Sean

      I see what you did there…

  • J Dub

    #33 AND they do laundry?!? Sign me up.

  • GeeGonkey!

    #18 The expression on this girls face made me bust up a bit…

    • Melissa


    • Deep Dish

      This is one of the only ones that doesn't seem like she's trying. It'd be hotter if she was wearing a bear coat, but I'll take it.

  • Yessir

    #12 I prefer chicks without facial hair but hey I'll take this one

    • Charlie


      • Roger

        Doesn't matter had sex

  • Canucks_Rule

    #2 – perfect goofy & sexy balance.

  • fuqda

    #5 and #39 dafuq?

  • Weston_B

    #25 booty #38 boobies.

  • SOhioChiver

    I chose this one…#38

  • SOhioChiver

    #32 okay…you can spit it out

    • S-8-N

      Spitters are quitters

    • Juan R

      ¡ Swallow !

    • MonkeyMadness

      Spit or swallow it don't matter. It only matters how it got in her mouth in the first place. AMIRITE!?? 😀

  • John

    #27 is as cute as can be! And, as a bonus, she has beautiful eyes!

  • meat.


  • Wacko30

    #35 Dibs!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/keymasterbacon @keymasterbacon

      No way!! Lay off my girl!!

      • Kristen

        How cute…a whore pretending to want another whore.

        • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

          How cute a troll……

        • http://twitter.com/Chelsea__Rose @Chelsea__Rose

          Wow really? That's pretty rude considering you don't know either of us. =

        • ChiveOnOttawa

          Can you post a picture so we may add you to the weekly Douchebag post? kthnxbye

  • MonkeyMadness

    #5 eww, gross.

    • Craigery

      "I want my piercing to resemble snot dripping from my nose. That'll look really hot!" By the way, how is this chick "goofy"? Because she's making a kissy/duck face?

    • AmBush_Steve

      Still would. Or should I say wood.

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